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rediculous stoner ideas you actually followed through with

hahaha hell yeah. we had a few crazy ones, but they won't fit in here.


That one up there was probably the only "stoner idea" we had.

nah, I was in my friends "neighborhood" so it wasn't bad or anything, but we were so high we thought there would be cops around....even though I don't think a cop has ever been out there in their lives. If I had done that in my old hood I MAY have been able to get away with it, since most dudes didn't talk shit.

after that dude kung fu kicked my ass in the face, and I got back up....people out there left me alone :D
 
dude that is cool as SHIT. Do you still use it? wow, mad props man! How nice was it?
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yea we still use it a lot. i had actually built the structure in like 5th grade, but when i went out there i pretty much had to rebuild everything. new joyces on the roof and floor, tar paper and shingling on the roof, carpet, painted the walls, built a mini-deck, put a bunch of stairs going up to it becuase a ladder is dangerous when your blazed, got a tv, xbox, cooler, two couches and a massage chair. whenever people came in chilled in it theyd bring something to contribute, like a sweet poster or something to put on the walls, and everyone signs the door. haha ohyea and i screwed a couple of those bicycle water bottle holders into the walls cause we needed some cupholders.
 
my friends and i were sick of running into the screen door that leads to the backyard so we thought we'd make a flashing neon sign saying that there was a screen door and we wouldn't run into it anymore. well, we didn't have enough money to buy a neon sign but we did make one out of paper and taped it to the door. only 2 ppl still ran into the screen after that but they were probably so baked they couldn't see the sign :\ 8(
 
we smoked a few blunts and then decided to tag the back of BP. we actually got away with it too.
 
Sitting round in a smokey haze when we realize we have run out of weed... A bright spark in the corner, namely me, decides it would be a great idea to drive down tio the other end of the state to get some of their fantastic hydro, for some unknown reason we for once did the idea, 5 hours later we arrived home to smoke it up. This was really strange because usually it is an argument of 10 minutes as to who will open the door!!
 
ezbakeoven said:
yea we still use it a lot. i had actually built the structure in like 5th grade, but when i went out there i pretty much had to rebuild everything. new joyces on the roof and floor, tar paper and shingling on the roof, carpet, painted the walls, built a mini-deck, put a bunch of stairs going up to it becuase a ladder is dangerous when your blazed, got a tv, xbox, cooler, two couches and a massage chair. whenever people came in chilled in it theyd bring something to contribute, like a sweet poster or something to put on the walls, and everyone signs the door. haha ohyea and i screwed a couple of those bicycle water bottle holders into the walls cause we needed some cupholders.
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damn that is cool as hell, I could probably chill up there even when I was sober. if you just put a futon up there, you could probably live in it haha.


It has to be built really well to hold all that weight. I bet you were happy as hell when it was finished. When I guy a car I am seriously considering building a "club house" to live in. Do you have any pics of it? My family is in that business, so I am kinda into building stuff :)
 
on_the_rise_5 said:
Sitting round in a smokey haze when we realize we have run out of weed... A bright spark in the corner, namely me, decides it would be a great idea to drive down tio the other end of the state to get some of their fantastic hydro, for some unknown reason we for once did the idea, 5 hours later we arrived home to smoke it up. This was really strange because usually it is an argument of 10 minutes as to who will open the door!!
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damn 5 hours around here would be a daytrip.


......was it good?%)
 
Just ordered two pizzas because it wasn't much more expensive than one.

=D

If you've ever seen a keg cold plate, its a flat metal plate like half an inch thick, with thin metal piping running through it. You bury it in ice and run the beer through it (works quite well :) ). We hooked up a cone piece and a huge piece of rubber pipe to it, and turned it into a crazy ass pipe.

Driven like 45 minutes across the city and over to a suburb way away for these burgers we really, really wanted. The "No Disrespect" - three patties, three bits of cheese, you get the picture... Damn it was worth it.
 
When I guy a car I am seriously considering building a "club house" to live in. Do you have any pics of it? My family is in that business, so I am kinda into building stuff
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yea its totally worth it...plus its fun to go around to yardsales and just buy cheapass couches that are really confortable. just be careful about bugs and stuff. sometimes wehn i dont go out there for a while, therell be a couple spiders and ants and shit but i just smoke them out and its not a problem. =D
 
Morrisons lament, u live in iceland? thats awesome man.

my story is more of an imitation, i saw on a movie once that guy ordered a pizza but he requested it not be sliced, then he rolled it up and ate it like a pita type thing.

One time getting high with a friend we ordered pizza and i told them not to cut it, they inquired as to why and i told them, they laughed for a while but agreed, needless to say it was the best/hardest/most disgusting thing i have ever eaten.

god bless marijuana.
 
caught a coal train halfway across melbourne jumping on a moving coal train from a platform is not sumfing i reccomend u could get really fucked but jumping off one into a crowd of people is hella funny plus they break your fall otherwise u might break a leg (thats what i was thinking at the time the coal train was going really fast and i didnt want to end up in woop woop)

james bond style rorting of 10 packs of smokes from the ciggarette counter at coles and then having the entire coles counter staff chase me through the carpark

the cave was a good stoner idea we needed a hiding place where we could have big smokes without fear of being caught ended up having 3 couches 4 car seats n a few mattresses around a campfire with tarp over the mouth to stop rain getting in and we eventually installed electricity using a car battery and some lights (i cudnt figure out how they got that shit working but it was mad)
 
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you too? hahhaahaha i guess my friends were the only ones dumb enough to actually make one tho. good thing i was the only one not stupid enough to actually GET a tattoo.

the gun was made of a pen tube, fishing wire, a needle, VCR motor and various other bullshit peices. yea...lmao =D
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HAHAHA! No, your friends aren't the only ones. A buddy of mine once made a tattoo gun out of my toothbrush (I was sooooo pissed). It was an electric one, he took the top part off and fixed a needle to it. He only gave one tattoo with it to my friend, a tiny martini glass on her shoulder. She was so f*cked up at the time she didn't remember it the next day until she itched her back and felt a really weird shaped bump on her shoulderblade. She asked me too look at it and I was like "it appears to be a martini..." We still have the tattoo gun, if anyone out there wants a tattoo.
 
dunno if this counts, but my roomy made a vaporizer with a car lighter with a cd rom built in...
 
So one night about a week after graduation my friend and I are sitting on her couch dabbling in a bit of K but mostly just enjoying a marathon smoking session. About 3 am the green and K run out, it was horrible. So then we get talking about what we could possibly do to remedy the situation. Eventually we decide that where we live sucks and feel that it's time to take a break. BTW, my friend had just gotten a couple thousand $$ for graduation. We get on the internet and start snopping around and decide that we'll go to see where see grew up, Washington D.C. Sounds good, she can see all of her old friends and such a big city is bound to have some awsome drugs.
At about 5 am we call my mom and tell her the situation and ask for a ride to the Tampa airport, after intially fighting she agrees but only if we can get someone to keep an eye on my grandmother(who was sick). So we drive to our other friend's house pluck him out of bed and bribe him with a bottle of vodka. In the meantime he smokes us out and wishes us a good trip. So we drive to Tampa, barely get to the plane on time and have a very turbulent and sleepless flight up there. One of her childhood friend's Mom comes and picks us up. Basically we stayed there for a week and lived like kings, unfortunatly we never did find a hook up any better than the one at home.
 
This one isn't very good but if you were there...well then just imagine :)

This was last month on my m8s 16th b-day

First of all there was 6 of us including me at my house, we smoked a half ounce of some fucking high grade (shiva and white russian), then with my sticker pack from www.waytoomany.com we decided to go milk robbing at 5am.

Well as we were steaking the chocolate milks and orange juices from people front doors my m8 spotted the milk float driving along, my m8 was also convinced that no one was driving it (probs all the whippets he has done while robbing milk) so he decides to run along side it and climb in the passenger side...Lol. Well wen me nd the other caught up we found my m8 was smoking a joint with the milkman and he was this really really big black guy, about 6ft3 and built like a rugby player, who was a complete stoner and said that he doesn't delivery milk for a company...its his own milk float.

He then told us that he had recently got back from the 'dam - he drove his milk float there r0fl!!! and we had a nice smoke sesh on the back of his milk float with our skunk and his jelly hash xD

But then me being the dumbass went into my bag for a drink...he was like where u get those....me being stoned out my face said ....o just stole them from ppls front doors ...he was like ahahah i dont care but then gave ne a lecture saying that i gota be careful not to get caught.


It was about 7am wen we got home starting to sober up a bit but had plenty of whippets left at home, and we just asked our selves....what the fuck have we just done? we all came to the conclusion (while on whippets) that the milkman is a big mafia man boss and he delivers coke and jelly hash on his milk float.

O ye i missed out the bit about the sticker pack.....well on our way back we completely boarded up some ones window with about 600 stickers :P



U wud have to be there to find it funny really
 
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