Snorkelburge
Bluelighter
I sit in a dark room, depressed and lonely. Ate 500mg of Darvocet and 300mg of Tramadol about 30minutes ago and I'm beginning to relax and think. As my head begins to float; I begin to recall the days I long for. The days passed, full of joy and happiness. And of one of these days I wish to share what I can remember of it. I had wanted so to document the events, time it all, and write a great report. That didn't happen. As thrashed as I was for the rest of the two weeks from that day, I have no idea how I can remember as much as I do.
Oh, I'm getting off topic. Not making sense. I'm sorry. You're here to read about LSA. %)
Around X-Mas my soon-to-be wife returned home for two weeks. Being in active duty she doesn't get much fun as of late. So whilst she was home I sought to make up for as much lost time as possible. On my long list of intoxicans I had aquired, 50 Hawaiian Baby Woodrose seeds were among them. Weeks before her arrival I ate 4 seeds to see how they tasted, and to try and see just how many we'd want. It was a nice high; belly hurt a tad off and on but it was felt like I had dropped an Ecstasy tab. No complaints.
Now was the day. Was nice and cold, she was home and we were enjoying each other. The sun was setting and I pulled the little bag out and poured the seeds onto the bed and gave her a brief over view of what I had read about HBW. I gave her 16 and 16 to myself. Made her go over the mandatory "how to kill a bad trip." schpeel that I require before phycodellic experiences. We chewed them up and kicked back, watched some TV.
t+0:15 in I could feel my stomach starting to become angry with me. Neither of us had eaten much if it matters. The occasional burp brought the taste of the seeds back into my mouth.
t+0:30 minutes in I was feeling good, and she asked me to put Charley and the Chocolate Factory in. As we watched the movie we started to become...weird. I lost interest quickly and became very rambuncious. My body was tingling and I felt so strange. She ended up taping some glowsticks to the fan to entertain me whilst she watched the movie. We talked between songs and for some odd reason I decided I no longer needed clothes. I started to strip, throwing clothes about the room. Laying on the bed rolling around. The fabric felt amazing on my skin. She didn't even notice I had stripped, so intranced was she in the movie.
t+1:20 Her belly began to hurt, so the movie was paused and she fled to the bathroom. I dressed in come comfy clothes and followed her (making sure she could walk). She made it in simply enough and I stood waiting on her I spent a few minutes standing there, looking at the door she had entered. I began to rub the walls, and began to lick them. The feeling was AMAZING. Everything felt amazing. I managed to pull myself away from the wall for molesting it for a few minutes.
t+1:25 Being around X-Mas there was much family in the house and my nine year old niece decided she was going to talk to me. Just talk, random words. She stood there just randomly saying things for what seemed like hours. I'm sure there was a conversation but in my mind only bits and pieces were coming through. I excused myself from the little one to check on my beloved.
t+1:35 She had been in the bathroom for a while, so I knocked and entered. She was fine, just bad stomach pains. I fetched her a Levsin in the hopes it would help settle her stomach. She ate the pill and I asked her to go sit outside with me. She agreed. I fetched the car keys and recorded myself on cell phone TRYING to keep my head steady. I thought it was humorous. She finally came out of the bathroom and we proceeded to the car. Sitting down in the passenger seat I went for a lighter that wasn't there. Damn it. So I head back inside to get a lighter, my cell phone, and a thicker jacket for her.
t+1:50 As soon as I had everything in hand I heard the car start. I rushed outside just to find her backing up. I ran to the car and jumped in and had to convince her that she was in no state to drive. We sat back and listened to some mix CDs smoking cigarettes. Things then began to get...odd.
t+2:25 Apparently I spent 20 minutes lighting cigarettes, taking a puff, then just watching the cherry. Completely tranced out by the burning cloves. I look up and see her eyes. I began to swim in them. As I looked into her eyes I felt myself falling into them. Pools of green and black enveloped me, consuming me. I dipped my fingers into the green and pulled my hand back; it seemed as though my skin had been stained her eye color. I tried showing her but it didn't work out too well.
t+2:50 Chain smoking, we began to see who could inhale the most. Recording the videos of us doing so on our phones. After many attempts I managed to kill a cig in one drag. I hardly felt the smoke and tranced out as I let the smoke pour out of my mouth.
t+3:10 We began calling people. Just randomly hitting number in my phone's contact list. Saying random things to random people. Hanging up and calling them back. Just screwing around. Spreading the word that we were trashed; making people jealous.
t+3:30 She looked her body over, looking at scars and burns; compelling me to do the same. We talked about good times and bad. She changed CDs, putting in Tool's 10,000 days, and I slowly lifted my shirt up and pressed a cigarette into my exposed skin. There was no pain, just this rushing serge of energy. She watched as I did it again. I explained how odd the sensation was and she wished to experience it.
t+3:40 She propped her foot up on the dash board and slowly pressed her cigarette into her foot. Then again, and again, and again, and again. Slowly she outlined a Pentagram (we're Pagan) and I propped my foot up and she began to work on me. I closed my eyes, feeling no pain, listening to the song Wings for Marie. I drifted along with the flow. I was no longer in this world. If I wanted to, I knew, I could do anything. With a thought I could destroy the world! With a motion I could turn death to life. I was becoming a God. I knew everything. I could see everything. I floated around the world, watching the people go about their lives. I could hear them, talking about this and that. I sough horrible things, and I sough so much joy. Time lost completely. I was one with the universe. I could hear the Gods and Goddesses directing me as I floated through the cosmos. Showing me other worlds. I began to venture too far, and I asked a Goddess which way Earth was. With a gentle hand she took mine and led me back to my body. I sat there, staring off into the distance for a moment as I settled back into my form.
t+5:00 I had been out of it for a while. She was almost finished with our markings. She had lost herself in her work. She told me it felt but like five minutes from start to finish. The world fell away for her and all she could do was perfect our burns.
t+5:10 Burns done, we decided to smoke another cigarette before heading inside. I got out of the car and walked around a little bit, recalling that I had taken the dog with us outside; I figured I should find where the little beast had gone. She was running around the block, but gladly headed right inside with us. We returned to the warm bed and put on a movie; something scary.
t+6:00 The trip was still going but no where like it had been. We lined up a little blow for some extra energy. Watched another horror movie then hit the hay.
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It was interesting to say the least. I apologize for the long ranting report. I may end up rewriting when I don't have the painkillers pumping through my body.
If you actually managed to read all of it. I congratulate you.
Oh, I'm getting off topic. Not making sense. I'm sorry. You're here to read about LSA. %)
Around X-Mas my soon-to-be wife returned home for two weeks. Being in active duty she doesn't get much fun as of late. So whilst she was home I sought to make up for as much lost time as possible. On my long list of intoxicans I had aquired, 50 Hawaiian Baby Woodrose seeds were among them. Weeks before her arrival I ate 4 seeds to see how they tasted, and to try and see just how many we'd want. It was a nice high; belly hurt a tad off and on but it was felt like I had dropped an Ecstasy tab. No complaints.
Now was the day. Was nice and cold, she was home and we were enjoying each other. The sun was setting and I pulled the little bag out and poured the seeds onto the bed and gave her a brief over view of what I had read about HBW. I gave her 16 and 16 to myself. Made her go over the mandatory "how to kill a bad trip." schpeel that I require before phycodellic experiences. We chewed them up and kicked back, watched some TV.
t+0:15 in I could feel my stomach starting to become angry with me. Neither of us had eaten much if it matters. The occasional burp brought the taste of the seeds back into my mouth.
t+0:30 minutes in I was feeling good, and she asked me to put Charley and the Chocolate Factory in. As we watched the movie we started to become...weird. I lost interest quickly and became very rambuncious. My body was tingling and I felt so strange. She ended up taping some glowsticks to the fan to entertain me whilst she watched the movie. We talked between songs and for some odd reason I decided I no longer needed clothes. I started to strip, throwing clothes about the room. Laying on the bed rolling around. The fabric felt amazing on my skin. She didn't even notice I had stripped, so intranced was she in the movie.
t+1:20 Her belly began to hurt, so the movie was paused and she fled to the bathroom. I dressed in come comfy clothes and followed her (making sure she could walk). She made it in simply enough and I stood waiting on her I spent a few minutes standing there, looking at the door she had entered. I began to rub the walls, and began to lick them. The feeling was AMAZING. Everything felt amazing. I managed to pull myself away from the wall for molesting it for a few minutes.
t+1:25 Being around X-Mas there was much family in the house and my nine year old niece decided she was going to talk to me. Just talk, random words. She stood there just randomly saying things for what seemed like hours. I'm sure there was a conversation but in my mind only bits and pieces were coming through. I excused myself from the little one to check on my beloved.
t+1:35 She had been in the bathroom for a while, so I knocked and entered. She was fine, just bad stomach pains. I fetched her a Levsin in the hopes it would help settle her stomach. She ate the pill and I asked her to go sit outside with me. She agreed. I fetched the car keys and recorded myself on cell phone TRYING to keep my head steady. I thought it was humorous. She finally came out of the bathroom and we proceeded to the car. Sitting down in the passenger seat I went for a lighter that wasn't there. Damn it. So I head back inside to get a lighter, my cell phone, and a thicker jacket for her.
t+1:50 As soon as I had everything in hand I heard the car start. I rushed outside just to find her backing up. I ran to the car and jumped in and had to convince her that she was in no state to drive. We sat back and listened to some mix CDs smoking cigarettes. Things then began to get...odd.
t+2:25 Apparently I spent 20 minutes lighting cigarettes, taking a puff, then just watching the cherry. Completely tranced out by the burning cloves. I look up and see her eyes. I began to swim in them. As I looked into her eyes I felt myself falling into them. Pools of green and black enveloped me, consuming me. I dipped my fingers into the green and pulled my hand back; it seemed as though my skin had been stained her eye color. I tried showing her but it didn't work out too well.
t+2:50 Chain smoking, we began to see who could inhale the most. Recording the videos of us doing so on our phones. After many attempts I managed to kill a cig in one drag. I hardly felt the smoke and tranced out as I let the smoke pour out of my mouth.
t+3:10 We began calling people. Just randomly hitting number in my phone's contact list. Saying random things to random people. Hanging up and calling them back. Just screwing around. Spreading the word that we were trashed; making people jealous.
t+3:30 She looked her body over, looking at scars and burns; compelling me to do the same. We talked about good times and bad. She changed CDs, putting in Tool's 10,000 days, and I slowly lifted my shirt up and pressed a cigarette into my exposed skin. There was no pain, just this rushing serge of energy. She watched as I did it again. I explained how odd the sensation was and she wished to experience it.
t+3:40 She propped her foot up on the dash board and slowly pressed her cigarette into her foot. Then again, and again, and again, and again. Slowly she outlined a Pentagram (we're Pagan) and I propped my foot up and she began to work on me. I closed my eyes, feeling no pain, listening to the song Wings for Marie. I drifted along with the flow. I was no longer in this world. If I wanted to, I knew, I could do anything. With a thought I could destroy the world! With a motion I could turn death to life. I was becoming a God. I knew everything. I could see everything. I floated around the world, watching the people go about their lives. I could hear them, talking about this and that. I sough horrible things, and I sough so much joy. Time lost completely. I was one with the universe. I could hear the Gods and Goddesses directing me as I floated through the cosmos. Showing me other worlds. I began to venture too far, and I asked a Goddess which way Earth was. With a gentle hand she took mine and led me back to my body. I sat there, staring off into the distance for a moment as I settled back into my form.
t+5:00 I had been out of it for a while. She was almost finished with our markings. She had lost herself in her work. She told me it felt but like five minutes from start to finish. The world fell away for her and all she could do was perfect our burns.
t+5:10 Burns done, we decided to smoke another cigarette before heading inside. I got out of the car and walked around a little bit, recalling that I had taken the dog with us outside; I figured I should find where the little beast had gone. She was running around the block, but gladly headed right inside with us. We returned to the warm bed and put on a movie; something scary.
t+6:00 The trip was still going but no where like it had been. We lined up a little blow for some extra energy. Watched another horror movie then hit the hay.
---
It was interesting to say the least. I apologize for the long ranting report. I may end up rewriting when I don't have the painkillers pumping through my body.
If you actually managed to read all of it. I congratulate you.
oof:: back to normal get up, get dressed, ect ect ect. 
