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REALLY embarrassing mushroom trip story haha.

Well, alcohol IS a diuretic, and I find that mushrooms also make me need to urinate more often - so the combo of the two is probably what led to you pissing in the bed. I've come close to pissing myself before on mushrooms lol, but luckily I found a bathroom in time. It's like I have to pee every 20 minutes when I'm high. It's almost debilitating, in a way.
 
Maybe the sex was better than you thought, and you squirted? ...NO, BAD STEPHEN, fiiight it! Sorry about that, sounds pretty embarrassing on everyone's part but especially the guy you were with. Sometimes accidents happen, even in adulthood, and I know I have taken many a k-staggered walk to the bathroom to drain my bladder in order to ensure that I don't wake up in a puddle of my own urine. With experience you'll learn to read your body signals and go with them alot better.
 
I've pissed myself on shrooms before, twice. I tend to feel like I'm swimming, or I'm a liquid and then it's on. Last time I was walking the streets, to get away from my sketchy and overly criminal roommates at the time, started singing, I was having a hell of a time, but then about a mile from home in a residential area I had to go, so I started walking to the closest bar to do something about that when all of a sudden I felt like I was swimming...I was in a way. Soggily walked home but as I got to my door and felt quite warm, so I remarked to my tripping roommies "I think the heat is on" that was a very foolish thing to say, and next I know all three of us are laying on our bellies on the floor, drumming on the floor and singing "we're good kids, we don't do drugs" as I was hallucinating huge shadow rats running about. I couldn't break away to do anything about my mess for what seemed like hours, and when I did, roomies noticed and mocked me soundly. Still I made out better than roomate A who had a hellish comedown shortly after questioning his sanity and sexuality and sobbing while I tried to comfort the bastard. Sitting outside his bedroom door for hours. He called me a fag a couple days later.
PS your ex sounds like a dick. Dicks and shrooms don't mix well, but they often do.
 
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I missed out a pretty big part of the story! Jesus, I really was stoned last night.

One of the worst parts about it was that they had shaved all of my long-at-the-time hair off, my eyebrows and everything so when I looked in the mirror, I freaked the fuck out. My hair was left in tiny little clumps so it was a real mess. I look in the mirror after eventually getting up, everyone still pointing and laughing and I see my face all swollen, bruised, hair shaved off and tiny clumps left, no eyebrows, completely naked and one of them pushes me back down on to the couch pretty hard and continued laughing, taking pictures...I kept feeling like I was stuck in some kind of zoo for these wild animals. It was fucked up, man.

Needless to say, I got the 2 main culprits back good, don't you worry about that. Got them back good'n'proper....*evil cackle*.....

Flickering said:
I would've probably gone apeshit when I came down and attacked everyone at that party with a baseball bat for doing that.
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Mate, I was in no state to be battering any cunt. I could barely control my limbs/body I was that fucked up, I was literally paralysed with fear and terror at the time.
Still wouldn't call it a bad trip though.

Beccalicious said:
Incredible story.
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I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, but I can assure you, it was fucking horrible at the time. Imagine howw much everything is much magnified on shrooms, then try to picture this feeling of being tortured (I was being forced to remain on the couch....not that I could have done anything about it anyway) with a generic "evil carnival" clown-laughter surrounding me, flashing lights, naked etc etc. Crazy night.

Like I say, I got 'em back. Got 'em back good
 
attempt4 said:
Needless to say, I got the 2 main culprits back good, don't you worry about that. Got them back good'n'proper....*evil cackle*.....

Like I say, I got 'em back. Got 'em back good
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Well fuck, do tell the rest of the story.
In my story I was just pointed and laughed at, the best one really can expect in that situation I guess. You win the contest. What did you just pass out first, how did alla this start?
 
Becca my two cents just quickly.
Don't feel too bad, if he wasn't tripping that hard and was in fact trying to take advantage of you, then you pissing in his bed serves him right and he got what I am calling, as of right now, Mushroom Justice :P
Also the fact that he reacted the way he did after it happened, sounds like he's just a giant dick. Who knows if he smokes DMT he might even come into contact with the fabled rapist space crocodile entities for that one.

Also Attempt holy shit man, I commend you for keeping your mind sane after that, I can't believe people did that to you, if my friends did that to me, they would not be my friends for much longer.
 
I got picked up late at night by police in Gdansk after doing toooo many mushrooms....was lying in a residential street shouting and masturbating. Wasn't even aware of meself at all, fotunately I was pissed too, and police in Poland are (or were in 1991 or so) used to dealing with very very drunk people, they managed to get my address out of me and bundled me out at my flat......
 
Beccalicious said:
He found the cat already and I thought it was a really good trip until the peeing incident. I've never mixed alcohol with shrooms before so maybe that's why I was so high. Dammn. I guess it's not THAT bad but the guy totally made me feel like a pile of garbage.
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Great to hear he found the kitten! :) (I was not saying it was your responsibility to help find it, just that doing so might help you feel better about the whole thing, and demonstrate to him your actions were not intentionally hurtful, and that you wished to try and make things better.)

So far as the rest of it, yea, I agree, doing powerful drugs like shrooms everyone ought to understand that very intense things can happen that you can't control, so the peeing in bed while unfortunate, should not be a cause for major lasting anger (a momentary "Oh, Damn! WTF?" is understandable, but to continue to try and make you feel like some horrible monster because of it is wrong and cruel IMO). Nor of course should your desire to not have sex be any reason for him to vilify you... shrooms can cause the emotions to get very weird, and he should realize this and try to be more understanding. Sure it probably seemed to him like you were being a mean tease, acting horny at first then changing your mind, but he ought to understand that on shrooms EVERYTHING and ANYTHING can all of a sudden change directions with no "fault" of your own... that's just what they do sometimes and it really can't be controlled.
 
Great thread. :D

I've yet to pee myself while on mushrooms but I've been very unsure as to whether I had or not at the time. I was asking my brother to feel my pants to check! LOL

"That's all you big dawg."
 
Mate, I was in no state to be battering any cunt. I could barely control my limbs/body I was that fucked up, I was literally paralysed with fear and terror at the time.
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Yeah, I wasn't telling you you should've done that, haha. I meant after I'd recovered, I would've gone apeshit on them with a baseball bat. Good to hear you got two of them back your own way though - probably involved less jail time than my idea.
 
Necr0sis said:
One time i was sleeping in the same bed with my cousin- balls to ass, nothing gay (for all you creeps). anyway in the morning i feel a bit of euphoria- i wake up during this and it turns out im pissing myself- next to my cousin- happened a year or two ago, i was 16/17 and he was like 20... jesus christ lol

he was disgusted and i felt humiliated, its a secret that was kept between us, but damn, it felt gooood lol

p.s. was completely sober, wasnt a crazy night before, yea.

p.s.s. i dont know what made me wander into the psyche section- never have done them, real interested in them but my connects connect doesn't have them so theres no way of me getting anything
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I enjoy the way even though you were sleeping with your cousin in the same bed and you had to say back to back and that nothing gay happened. Laugh!
 
I don't get why this has 33 replies...

Anyways my favorite part was "I was totally sober and that's when I knew the trip had started"
 
^ That's how I've felt every time I've candyflipped. Coming up on the LSD I take the pill and right before the MDMA exerts it's influence on the experience I feel a strange soberness. Just an almost complete lack of effects from the MDMA or the LSD.
 
^ That's how I felt the first time I took 2C-E. I was really drunk, drunk enough to sniff a powerful hallucinogenic that I'd never done previously. Anyway, up it went. I didn't feel drunk after that, everything calmed down for a few minutes before the trip got into gear (although it may have been the horrific burning nostril that sobered me up).
 
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