Psychedelics:
1. LSD- Okay so I haven't actually tried it yet, but I absolutely love LSA, and if the seeds weren't so terrible to consume, I'd do it much more frequently. Everything I've ever read tells me that if you like LSA, you'll love LSD, so I'm putting it as #1
2. Psilocybin
3. DMT-I only had one weak 'huasca experience, but the sense of wonder was stronger than with any other psych I've had. Breathtaking.
4. 2C-I
5. 2C-E
6. Salvinorin A- Done it three times, have yet to break through. But that's a choice I've made, it's not like I try to break through and can't, I just haven't yet. It's an interesting psychedelic definately but it's hard to work with, psychologically speaking. A novel experience, but I've never taken much back from it.
Uppers:
1. MDMA
2. Amphetamine - Dude you get shit
done.
3. Cocaine - It's really good IV. Way better than IV meth.
4. Methamphetamine
5. Nicotine
6. Bupropion - I know it's not a stimulant in the traditional sense, but when I went on it for depression I noticed a marked increase in my general energy levels and attention span. Felt almost like methylphenidate, without the body load. Additionally, after taking heroin on bupropion, instead of remaining lethargic once the high wears off, I'd have this crazy almost amphetamine like rush. I don't know if it was because of the dopamine reuptake inhibition + release of dopamine from the dope or what the hell it was, but it was enjoyable as fuck.
7. Methylphenidate
8. Caffeine - I actually kind of hate caffeine. See I don't get wound up like a lot of stim users do...sure I
can be that wound up guy who walks into a room three miles into a monologue, but for the most part stimulants provide a calm clarity. Caffeine just gets me fuckin wound up, heart racing and sweating and shit, and scatterbrained at higher doses.
Dissociatives:
1. Nitrous - nangnangnangnang
2. Ketamine - I've only ever IVed it. It's a crazy rush, really weird. I still don't know if I like it or not, but I've done it a few times now and will probably do it again, so maybe I do.
3. DXM - Interesting in its own right but drinking syrup + hypertension = shitty.
Downers:
1. Heroin - my sweet sweet dope. She's the queen for a reason, everybody.

2. Heroin - Yeah, I like it that much.
3. Mixed Pod Alkaloids - So fucking long lasting, almost like methadone in that sense, but way more euphoric.
4. Hydromorphone - If it wasn't so goddamned rare, I'd probably do mixed shots of H and hydromorphone. Fucking crazy rush, blah blah blah as everyone knows.
5. Oxycodone - An excellent I'm-fucking-op'ed-to-shit-but-nobody-can-tell opiate. Real easy to not nod out on.
6. Fentanyl - Cool and all, but it's really too sedating compared to the weak euphoria, and doesn't last all that long. I've gotten more fucked up off of fentanyl though than any other opiate, I think.
7. Methadone - Nice and long lasting, but kinda boring.
8. Hydrocodone - It's just never really done it for me. It always leaves me wanting more.
9. Alprazolam - It's the only benzo I've ever done, and I didn't really like it. Granted, I was also shooting h and smoking bowls, but I waited for just the alprazolam to set in before I did all that. I dunno, it's kinda like being drunk. Not euphoric, just fuckin sedation.
10. Butalbital - It's weak, I know. I knew before I took it, and now I
know. But hey, free is free.
11. Alcohol - Except for some particularly bad ones (DXM being the only one I can think of off the top of my head), alcohol is my least favorite drug. I just don't care for being drunk; it's too messy, too general, too unmemorable, etc. It's just a very general inebriant, it affects your entire body. I like psychoactives, not bioactives (for lack of a better term).
Then you got cannabis, but hey dude, that like isn't even a drug man. It's just pot.

Just kidding. it's a drug and I like it, but it does make me less smart when i use it too much, and it makes other people less smart as well, I don't give a fuck what anyone says. I nearly always keep it to the weekends. I'm not saying that it makes you stupid or that you can't function as a daily smoker, but if you think that you can chief every day and operate at 100%, you're completely deluding yourself.
Sweet fuckin' christ this post got long.

Oh well, that's what happens when you're procrastinating and on dope.
