Game Rap Battle - spit your hardest bars!!

[BK38]

@Mysterier sorry baby, kissy kissy.

In this cosmic fray, I shine, you fade away, the final say, I slay, game over, no replay
I'll have my say; I'm a knife to your spoon, homo-sapien to baboon, Kray and you're prey, serve you up on a tray
You're a 3 leaf clover, I'll tell you when it's over
A game we're playing and you do not pass go, so see you 6ft below ya hoe-poser; never-ending super nova, I'm the ultimate composer.

 

[Madness]

It's okay, try again next time

Make you freeze, man be shook, a living disease
Steazy fleece in the breeze bitch I'm skiing on my knees bitch

Double back slammer with a curb stop jack hammer
Tamper with the hamper packing bombs in socks and handwear

I must have been drunk this is nonsense.

A game we're playing and you do not pass go, so see you 6ft below ya hoe-poser; never-ending super nova, I'm the ultimate composer.

Making music? I say "no sir" while I'm drumming on ya toaster

Double bass pedal just wait when the shoe hits
Boom ba boom ba boom shake the blue out the blue prints

 

[BlossomsBlooming]

Boom ba boom ba boom shake the blue out the blue prints
Shordie and her crew on fire tonight
Ain’t nothing new she always got that swag as the Queen of Thug Life!

 

[Madness]

Ain’t nothing new she always got that swag as the Queen of Thug Life!
Crunk strife, fire tip knife, tier one wife that'll tear up your life

Heat on blast, learning from the past
Always out classes because she tricky with the mast

 

[BlossomsBlooming]

Always out classes because she tricky with the mast
Yearning to take her home but I know I couldn’t last
Working that floor like she teaching dance class
DJ Cameo slamming down those tracks cuz he mad with his kraft skills so mean he always unsurpassed

 

[BK38]

With his kraft skills so mean he always unsurpassed
I'm everlast, as the mic descends lemme blast
Cum on your face with verbal viscosity
Call the ICJ, cuz I slay with the audacity of atrocity



ICJ: International Court of Justice

 

[Snafu in the Void]

Call the ICJ, cuz I slay with the audacity of atrocity
My name is in the foot notes of every book written philosophy
I brave it all with force, entertaining mountainous thoughts,
the waitress thinks I'm the boss because I brought my own sauce

 

[Madness]

Call the ICJ, cuz I slay with the audacity of atrocity
My name is in the foot notes of every book written philosophy
I brave it all with force, entertaining mountainous thoughts,
the waitress thinks I'm the boss because I brought my own sauce

This is one of my favorite set of 4 I've heard. Fucking dope!

The waitress thinks I'm the boss because I brought my own sauce
Jesus chain round my neck and she be staring at the cross

Need all the help you can get, all the hymns and the right prayers
Because the way I slay my burgers gives you anorexia and nightmares

 

[BK38]

The way I slay my burgers gives you anorexia and nightmares
The plays that be perplexing ya, put your skin and bones in da electric chair
I'm Ed Kemper and Fred Astaire, I'll halve you with a single tear, then dance away with not a care.

 

[Madness]

I'll halve you with a single tear, then dance away with not a care.
Playing '90s pop songs while I raid your fridge like a bear

Transfer your funds with your hands, make you sign on the dot
Smoke a blunt in your whip, use your eyes to check my blind spot