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Random MSN Gibberings XCVIII - Pass me the Valium please / Shammy's big boner

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jancrow said:
2manyDJs are a pain in the arse really. Putting one of their mixes on is like watching Giles Brandreth doing the macarena with Mr Blobby for 90 minutes.
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I would watch the FUCK out of that.

Wanna know when this weather's gonna sort itsen out. Go out in shorts and t-shirt cos it's boiling, then the dark clouds roll over n it's hoying it down. Get back in and it's sunny. Making doing washing an utter cunt. Finding new place pretty great, living alone is weird, awesome though :) Until I find a spider and have to move out anyway. Boredom is the only thing, I'm here over summer to do work and find a job so set myself a schedule and keeping the booze and spliffs strictly weekend only so at a bit of a loose end but at least I'll lose weight and my skin should clear up. And if it fucking doesnt :X
 
just turned down a free holiday to ayia napa, even though the ticket is free and i'm off work...fuck that noise.

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ayia napa ayia napa ayia napa BO BO BO!!

i've got limited time to change my mind, has anyone visited? can anyone else convince me otherwise that this place is not a magnet for twats?
 
The sun is out in Scotland! First time I've seen sun since I've been back but there's still a cold wind. Going away for 3 days tomorrow, warm weather would be great.
 
Does anyone know if it is easy to smoke weed inside arenas? Going to a gig tomorrow and will want to get high mid way through, thought a pipe would look too obvious but so would a joint since you are not allowed to smoke anything.
 
It's normally fine if it's a big one. Pipes are better if it's indoor as it's quicker. I've been to gigs where the band called for it so security couldn't do a thing. Just get in the crowd and you'll be fine.

Times like that you should consider buying a Magic Flight Launch Box or Iolite, I've tried both and would say the MFLB is probably better for this situation.
 
Yeah I wish I got a portable vape, was a last minute thing so didn't have time.

I will try with the pipe then and a bit of hash so it doesn't smell so obvious.
 
+1 on the pipes from me, my technique is ducking down like I'm tying a shoelace or whatever and just hitting the pipe while I'm down there. Whoever's directly behind you might see but they'll be the only one if the venue's sufficiently large. That's if you're standing, it would probably be significantly harder if you were in a fixed seat.

I did get some weed confiscated at the last big gig I went to as it was in my jeans lighter pocket- wasn't expecting to be frisked but it does happen at the larger venues.
 
Danny Weed said:
Does anyone know if it is easy to smoke weed inside arenas? Going to a gig tomorrow and will want to get high mid way through, thought a pipe would look too obvious but so would a joint since you are not allowed to smoke anything.
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You can practically hide a pipe with yer hand. It'll just look like yer trying to set yer hand on fire ;)
 
Thought I'd share the NHS's finest Mecanno collection, saw all the pics today what a fekin mess, at least I'm consistent, I never do things by halves:)

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Nice! Is that on your pooota or did you ask the consultant if you could take a photo?

I seeing my consultant again in a few weeks, might ask him if I can take pics...

I suppose we're allowed to request copies anyway.

My consultant is shady as fuck, I'm sure he's made a couple of errors, I know there's one error in the angle of me socket joint, a registrar let that one slip, I reckon he'll be shady about letting me take a pic.

My mum has a private consultant, I just want her to show him my x-rays for a quick once over/second opinion....

I'm not paying for private, can't afford it, and don't believe in it, lol.

Hypocritical, moi?

EDIT>>>>>>>you could et away with a MFLB anywhere, as long as some twat bouncer doesn't try and tax it off you, batery will prob come up on a metal detector sweep, but it's the best thing ever for discreet public thc use.
 
The guy I saw today was fine about me taking pictures from his PC, I only really wanted pics of what's in there now, I know they made a few changes from the original plans on the fly using a longer piece of metal going further down the tibia. Next time I'm going to try and pics of the pre-op mess just put of interest, I looked at it today and the top of the tibia inside the knee was just smashed into multiple pieces it looked like crazy paving:)

This funky velcroed on metal frame thing with dials either side of my knee looks pretty fancy, I'm glad to see the back of the fekin cast anyhow.

I've got to decide soon whether to take the private health care at my new job, it;s free but I'll get taxed on it. I'm all for not having it as I'm not a supporter of such things, but I will be checking into how much extra it would cost to have wife and kids on it first and weighing principles and benefits TBH, can't see me taking it though, I didn't in my last job.
 
@ mailmonkey: It'll probably be the same consultant anyway MM. it's fucking lunacy how the NHS is set up that way

And re pic taking, I always ask, and they usually let me, and if they refuse or I think theyre the type to, I take a sneaky one anyway. Just say it's for yer lad as you've been trying to explain what the problem's been with Daddy's hip etc to stop him from being worried, and I doubt they'll have a problem with it.

One nurse even snook me behind a booth once to show me a chest xray on screen, was gonna take a pic but unfortunately my phone memory was full at the time. I've got pics of 90% of the scans n whatnot I've had. and the one of my Dad's brain, which was rather cool. I usually take a shot of my results too.

If you're at all concerned you wont be able to get one, I'd personally just use the, 'oh, to save me requesting my records' line ... even tho that's likely to set em on edge.

@ atm23: re your cyber leg: you look like you deserve to have a starring role in David Cronenberg's next flick. very Cronenbergesque.

If ever you're looking for a new moniker, I suggest you go with Tetsuoatm™
 
I think that if you want the images there's a £7ish charge to burn them onto CD for you. I assume that they're pretty good resolution should you want commemorative mousemats or mugs run off.
 
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