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Random MSN Gibberings XCVII - Men vs. Hairdressers/Seedy Sam's Mullet

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Ahh mustn't grumble and all that hurts like beggery, was almost in tears this morning when I woke up about 5, I've got nothing for immediate pain relief, If it carries on like that I'll have to have a word with the Doc, really need some oramorph like I was getting in hospital but I have to be a bit careful not asking for stuff. May be he can let me have a few codeine tabs, this slow release shit o all very well but when your in proper pain its fekin useless:\

Anyhow I bask in the gayness of Joop indeed it is to be celebrated:D
 
Hehe old peoples sexual health problems thread v lacking libido? Sounds a goer to me :)

I like Joop but it wants used sparingly really. Preffer boss or armani night code.

Quite like a bit of Boss as well Mr Star, always in moderation subtle that's me ;)
 
Hero. Villain? Handsome. Bastard?

Get back to the pensioner patter. Really think a v Lacking in Labido is needed, followed quickly by v Where's My Bus Pass.

Any one of you creeps watching big brother. Have to admit I've been hooked in, dismissed it as 'utter shite' last night after 30 seconds last night, changed channel. Watched 10mins earlier on with the mother and since then I've been watching it. These people seriously are utter clouts though, that bird from essex who says 'fucking' every 3rd word and that knobber Luke guy. Hope the place gets firebombed tbh.

Amy Childs is on the litte brother show though so that gets a thumbs up :D
 
Gym + Joop + Hangin wit' da boiz = massively gay.

Gym your havin a laugh I've not ventured into one to actually use the facilities ever and I can't feken walk at the mo, mind you it could be good for the sympathy vote :)

I'm fine with the massively gay bit in what ever colour you like
 
I tend to rub a bit of last night's victim's perfume on my hands so I don't smell of some random ropey chick's cunt.

And I didn't mean that. At all.

rockstar69 said:
Amy Childs is on the litte brother show though

She has a nice body.

You're still gay.
 
I tend to rub a bit of last night's victim's perfume on my hands so I don't smell of some random ropey chick's cunt.

And I didn't mean that. At all.

I like how you neglected to mention they were all Jewish.
 
I did the Death Camp Torture bit long ago. Yeah, I pretended I was in the SS. Great fun.

We lost all trace of that throbbing sadistic /inter-ethnic fetish and then I got her to steal her sister's underwear for a bit. To keep it burning, like.

Still gay.
 
Still shagged more birds than you probably, and devoured less men ;)

We lost all trace of that throbbing sadistic /inter-ethnic fetish and then I got her to steal her sister's underwear for a bit. To keep it burning, like.

Is that like a romanticised way of saying you got busted a while back?
 
I tend to rub a bit of last night's victim's perfume on my hands so I don't smell of some random ropey chick's cunt


You don't for a moment expect me to believe that, you'd relish the idea of having said smell, you've probably devised ways of preserving it as long as possible. Don't start coming over all sensitive now it just won't wash.

And Mr Star at your age you've still got a lot of catching up to do I may be off form at the mo, but I've had 25 years or more of constant sexual activity.....I'm just on a break ..OK;)
 
Sam sleeps with Peter Tobin's orginal 1960's cum rag under his pillow. His aftershave is derived from Mrya Hindleys wet patch.

And Mr Star at your age you've still got a lot of catching up to do I may be off form at the mo, but I've had 25 years or more of constant sexual activity.....I'm just on a break ..OK

With your hand doesn't count ;)
 
Any one of you creeps watching big brother. Have to admit I've been hooked in, dismissed it as 'utter shite' last night after 30 seconds last night, changed channel. Watched 10mins earlier on with the mother and since then I've been watching it. These people seriously are utter clouts though, that bird from essex who says 'fucking' every 3rd word and that knobber Luke guy. Hope the place gets firebombed tbh.

Just saw the end of the aftershow there and that Frankie Cocozza that got thrown off the XFactor was on it, seemed to be out his nut or rattling like fuck. He was shaking like mad and couldn't stand still, falling about all over the place.
 
Interesting, I shall listen to the piece now, haha.

I use Issey Miyake's L'Eau D'issey. Used to use his "Intense".
By god they're amazing fragrances.
Not really into fragrances on guys, bar mother nature, but weirdly, these are the only two I fucking adore. LOVE the intense one, and it makes me want to bite necks hard

I've only ever worn one perfume, since I was 16, and that's Calvin Klein's Obsession. & I have a large (& only occasionally used) bottle of Coco, but that's it.
Me n obsession smell like the same thing. I don't wear deoderant either

there are lots of fragrances I like to burn as oils in the house, and lots of fragrances/perfumes I hate on other people. the worst of which is Fahrenheit. don't do it boys, it induces gagging. gross beyond words
 
enjoying yer evening all?
rather pleasant, an msj, a xanax, 40mg of oxy, a randomly found 30mg dhc, A few benedryls, a few beers and many a bong, got me a nice bug mars milkshake and some other crap to snack on whilst i build a sliff and find sme shite t watch,mindess decent film anyone?
step brothers maybe, watched idiocracy last night, that sorta genre, help now
 
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