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Random MSN Gibberings XCVII - Men vs. Hairdressers/Seedy Sam's Mullet

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*Previously on gibberings*

Hairdressers... the intimacy of it all. I really fucking struggle with it - letting somebody who probably isn't going to fuck you play with your hair? Wrong.

Not as wrong as being thirty-two in a few weeks and waking up with a comedy biro 'tattoo' of Johnny Thunders on your arm after a few hours of hanging around pretty young punk rock girls and feeling like the seediest fucker on earth, granted.
 
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Nah, I have mine hacked off with a Stanley knife by a bloke down the tip.

That's how fuckin' manly I am.
 
brimz said:
oh yeah im in amess atm can't go out like this get arrested i think i'll put on a pizza
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FFS stay online then, don't want you passing out and waking up to a flat full of smoke, or worse ;)

Happened to a flat downstairs from me a long time ago, students went out on the piss with a pizza in the oven, black smoke up stairwell, fire brigade came and a particularly fat policeman took down the door with one big kick. That's one kind of 'worse'.
 
It's a surprisingly-common one, the pissed-up-pizza inferno incident. A cautionary tale for sure.

I'm the Kestrel Superman once again. This afternoon I shall mostly feel horrible thoughts and tan Kestrel in my dusty, cobweb-ridden nightmare-shithole, picking out the most damaging bits from the gloomiest, most desperate books I can find and just generally enjoy the sunshine.

Beat that, as Neil Diamond said to Bob Dylan.
 
brimz said:
Men do not go to Fukin hairdressers
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Can we have this as the thread title instead please so I don't have to be reminded of sams seediness every time i open EADD? ;)

Bristol in the sunshine, was hot hot hot.



You're right about WSM brimz, its a weird place. Good for drugs though. If you can't score in Bristol, try WSM and then 'if all else fails, try Wales'. But you knew that already I'm sure ;) My friends in rehab in Burnham on Sea now as it happens.
 
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Decided I cba for hair stuff atm.

Actually it is a barbers I go to, but with women so I call it a hairdressers. Not sure what the difference is.

I think barbers are better trained and can use cut throat razors etc.
Also mine give you a special loyalty card, and every time you visit they take a small stamp from the card.

If you collect 5 stamps you get a free haircut next time 'round.
 
There's a place near me which still does haircuts for £3. A friend of mine went in there and let's just say you get what you pay for.
 
I actually enjoyed getting my haircut until I was old enough to know an awkward situation when I see one. Either the hairdresser forces inoffensive conversation upon me, which is irritating and awkward...Or they cut my hair totally silently, which is unnerving and awkward. Occasionally the small talk gets interesting but it doesn't usually go further than 'Are you working? Studying? What are you doing? Where abouts? Orly? That's nice...'

Bland small talk aside, I've always been transfixed by the variety of alien looking scissors and utensils and containers and stuff, and I kinda like the sensation of having my head gently groomed for 10 minutes, if only because surgeons severed the nerves in my scalp 6 years ago and the top of my head has gone from numb to tingly over the years as they regrew. Lovely :D

Had my hair cut on MDMA twice, weirdly. Feels so good!
 
It's less than 2 quid out here for a haircut, 4 quid for a fancy one even for a bird getting it proper styled and all that. I hate getting hair cuts, they make me anxious. Few years ago I randomly had a panic attack whilst getting a hair cut, came completely out of nowhere and was horrible. Sitting in that chair, the cloak tight around your neck, razors buzzing in your ear, scissors snipping away at your head...was really bad. The hair dresser noticed as well as she asked if I was OK. Ever since that I always get worried that it will happen again, sometimes I get close to having one then I remind myself I'm just being a mongo cunt. Almost happened last week and the guy took ages to cut my hair and kept asking me questions in Thai I didn't understand which made the situation worse, couldn't wait to get out of there.
 
badandwicked said:
Can we have this as the thread title instead please so I don't have to be reminded of sams seediness every time i open EADD? ;)
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I'm afraid that'll be painfully apparent whatever the thread title, unfortunately. Though it was a bit shit to use my own words for a thread title, but that was in the pre-Kestrel age of an hour and a bit ago and I was feeling particularly seedy.

Still lame though, yeah.
 
Albion said:
I actually enjoyed getting my haircut until I was old enough to know an awkward situation when I see one. Either the hairdresser forces inoffensive conversation upon me, which is irritating and awkward...Or they cut my hair totally silently, which is unnerving and awkward. Occasionally the small talk gets interesting but it doesn't usually go further than 'Are you working? Studying? What are you doing? Where abouts? Orly? That's nice...'
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^^ that's kinda like nerdboy's experience, 'cept his is mainly the silent option.

and you blokes are all totally fucking limpwristed mambypambies because it's all really about whether your head gets a brush of boob or not, or if you get a decent eyeful as she trims the fringe. it's the only reason that Nerdboy could ever get motivated to overcome his shyness and actually get his mop cut.

Cornish will understand about the boob brush. he gets it, I know he does ;p
 
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