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Random MSN Gibberings XCIX: Better late than never

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As soon as it hits 4am, if I have my window open so much as a slither, I'm bombarded by a carcophany of bird tweets, squawks, drones and even fucking quacks down the pond. Worst fucking wake up call ever.
 
^ it's a much nicer wake-up call than a pneumatic drill and a hammer surely?
 
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Got woken at 4am buy the strangest bird noise, sounded like a Turkey had been caught up in the Windscale disaster...then the magpies started fighting and that was after a fox kept barking last night. I really must get a shotgun, or maybe I'll crack out the Radox bath salts:)
 
I thought you had guns and stuff Alb? Teach them a lesson. More considerately, ear plugs! (an easily forgotten option, I find)
 
I don't believe in taking life deliberately n all that but I do believe in the merits of ear plugs.
 
A few weeks back, I had been struggling to get to sleep. It finally reached the point where I was drifting off, and just as I closed my eyes that final tiny bit, what do I hear? An extremely loud bang and what sounds like World War III breaking out between two cats in my street. So of course, this came as a bit of a shock to me, and especially to my face, as I shat a brick, and fell out of my bed, flat on it.
 
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Foxes don't bark they fucking shriek like a banshee 8(

Yeah, like babies. Reminds me when I used to live in Beckenham, and used to leave my window open at night. The first time I heard a Fox like that, I freaked out!
 
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You a veg then Alb ? have to say I'm not although I was for a time years back, my brother has been for over 20 years, his partner is of Indian decent and is only vegee because she lives with him but people always assume it's the other way around.

*** fighting cats are much worse than foxes, that 'orrible baby crying sound they make, I've had to get up and let the dog out to chase them out of the garden before..he only wants to play though :D
 
You've got a 14 year old talking to you about "bare bum" ...it don't look good mate;)
 
more rain and thunder this morning, ace stuff.

regarding animal noises ... the one that made me shit bricks when I heard it for the first time a couple of years back was of a frog, screaming

unbelievable. it was just near my mum's front door and a cat was hovering over it. never heard a frog scream before and I thought it was a baby being tortured before I saw what it was. the amplification of noise from such a tiny creature was unreal. loud and scary as fuck. it certainly put the cat off, so nice one froggy

I took it down the woods and released it

I also had a bit of an 'intimate' encounter with a bee two days ago. I took pics, and will post one later if I can be arsed. i think it could count as a 'new' fetish of some kind. golden bee showers.

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Screaming Frog :(
 
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I found a frog in the cats bowl the other day as it happens.. I picked him up but he sprung out of my hands and in to the bin ( I thought).. I searched through it in the garden but he’d vanished. Last night I found his dried out little bod sat in between the wicker legs of a 3 foot frog I use as a waist paper bin. He must have thought he was safe there with his big mate.. love him.. Clearly the cats were actually a bit intimidated because he didn’t look like he’d been touched
 
I am hypocritically not a vegetarian.

I probably need to reassess my views.
 
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