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Random MSN Gibberings LXXXVIII: Possibly even some shitalin to jazz myself up

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Ahh so glad to be back home :D
need to get rolling!
This should really belong in the munch thread, why i didn't post it when i was there literally a minute ago is beyond me!
Tonight there's garlic chicken breasts and prociutto + mozzarella ravioli with grated parmesan and a small salad on the menu, if a mod is bored enough to move it be my guest!
 
Nicoteen withdrawal along with the other shit is already making me feel like a psycho.. and Ive got a tonsillitis like sore throat.

Really mood swingy and bitter right now.. all the bile is coming up ..All the supressed desire for revenge.

volcaNik
 
Genius bars are horseshit, as is known by anyone who's ever carried a G4 tower to one on public transport having first confirmed that the problem was definitely one which could be fixed on site under warranty only to be told by a pubescent nincompoop in an orange t shirt that it couldn't and that I should retrace my panting, sweating, cursing steps home.

I did the gentlemanly thing and punched him so hard that he flew backwards through the glass stairs into a display of ipod docks. Then as his sparking, jerking corpse flopped forward, his hair still aflame, I shouted 'death by STEREEEOOOOOOOO' and fled the premises.

Parts of this happened.
 
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Ha ha ha, thank you. And you shall be the Lentern Lantern, our very own beacon of sobriety during these forty days and nights.
 
take a torch jan just in case mate lol

Cant believe I jumped back on the tram when coming off it made me feel like it had ran over me and reversed back and forth several times.

( seriousely! thats the imagery i had and more )

You live and learn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPcyTyilmYY

Getting my full metal jacket on this time.. let the bitch reverse over that!
 
A MIND-bending pill was the reason a burglar was found in his underpants, trying to decide what to wear from a selection of clothes which included women's dresses.

Jimmy Nash was under the after-effects of drugs when he entered the Knowle home, made himself a cup of tea and laid out the householders' clothes on their bed, Bristol Crown Court was told.

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When he was disturbed he apologised, said he meant no harm and would send any clothes he borrowed back, with "a few quid".

His defence team told the court he believed a small Chinese boy had invited him into the house – the "boy" turned out to be a bunch of flowers.
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http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/Bris...dies-clothes/story-15290537-detail/story.html

I've gotta find out about this guy, my best mate & ex dealer live on Kildare :D
 
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@ JANCROW ,

Smacking know It all shop staff about is all good , but will I get a pint from the genius bar ?
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I doubt it very much indeed. Pint-sized person with correspondingly meagre knowledge of things which consume electricity in exchange for performing menial tasks maybe, pint no. BYOB.
 
Bollocks, don't you just hate it when you've smoked yr last bag and whatever was left in the toot and you know you can't score for a day or two until you get paid again. Hate times like this!
Oh well I guess still got 4 blues left and few cans of Stella I can have.
They will have to get me through to pay day.
Have good night folks and good day tmrw.
 
A hotel tried to charge me £10.00 for a day's worth of internet is evening!!!! I mean seriously, I must look like a right fucking mug.... Anyway, the receptionist was very camp so I decided to flirt on my next time past the desk, a few winks and implied that I wanted to check my Gaydar profile (for those of you who don't know what that it is, it is a gay dating website)

Anyway, the receptionist ended up giving me free Internet throughout my stay, so I went straight to my room and used it to FaceTime my girlfriend from my iPad!! I do enjoy trying to hustle people like that, although I knowit is only a small thing to have got for free but has saved me £20 and was a good laugh.... Far better than a kick in the bollocks and crying!
 
My gaydar didnt register that you were gay Glitched.. you look a bit stroppy but not gay. Looks like a pint of blood you are drinking .. my vampdar didnt register you as being one of the blud bros either.

Hmm must have been the Benjamin Button time vortex that knocked my compasses out of wack..

I will need to have a look under my ships bonnet to sea whats occurring.. I may be some time.

btw had a successful day today in Lent desert.. Old Nick 0 Halo 777

have given up meat/fags/a lot of mgs of tram

Peace n Love in abundance xxxxxx

Nanoo nanoo
 
Haha, no I'm not YPDH, that's why I was impressed that I was able to camp it up and pretend to be gay, to the extent that a gay guy believes me and actually thought I was having a flirt with him. I have however, grown u with horses and the majority of men who do that are gay so I don't find it difficult to camp / gay it up.... I don't know if that is a good or bad thing really!?!!

Haha, I look a touch stroppy? Lol, I think I'd rather be thought of as gay than stroppy so apologies if I come across as stroppy!

Right then ladies and gentlemen, I am bloody shattered and drunk so going to bed. Good night all.... I'll try to be a touch less stroppy for you to,or row YPDH ;)

Good nit all.
 
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Bahahahahahahaha that's hilarious!!!! For the record I think it's red wine. But I may have made that up! I apologise YPDH for being too drunk to realise what you are on about!!!! Sorry!!!!

Believe it or not a lot of thought went into that avatar. You may or may not know, I'm disabled, I have cerebral palsy so amongst a few isues (if you are interested in my disabilitym(some people are interested in things like that, I know I am but I won't just jump straight into a ful blown description for the people who really couldn't give a fuck) but if you are interested in it feel free to ask and I will answer whatever you want to know.) I have to walk with two sticky and have to almost swing with my upper body to push my legs through, Hesse the whole penguin thing with the lads!!

Anyway, the reason that I mentioned me having a disability is because I walk like a drunken penguin at the best of times so you can just imagine how awesome I walk when imam drunk, high or both! So that's why I decided to get the drunken penguin.

I'm open to suggestions if someone can find me a better avatar!
 
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Ahh first in this fine morn, although I know Kate won't be far behind, gotta train it into London today for what will no doubt be a really existing industry sub group meeting, I can't wait!!
 
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