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Random MSN Gibberings LXXVII: If that's a come-on then I'm unimpressed

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yella, it's absolutely freeeezing cold out there.

I'm in the house with central heating on and it's a challenge.

stay in n keep warm
 
some spirits bb dats all.. cant go out in dis birthday suit.

Marmus Windsors got hot and cold areas tonight.. Might go and snuggle in with a crowd. :)

Second Volvo got damaged today so I might have to ski up to the castle.
 
ColtDan said:
been a bit cheeky and sadly those pics were from last year i think, strangely at the height of my meph abuse, training on comedowns after working a physical job which i could bardly bring myself to do when i felt so fatigued and shit, body weight training... took some effort to say the least. had been on the fitness few years before as well, somehow got ripped 09/10 when i was also bashing meph and alcohol all the time and off my tits a lot. lots of protein and mainly a doorframe bar, gym once a week for an hour. diet wasnt even that good back then, apart from loads of quality protein. belting out 20+ pullups at a time, felt like a machine despite feeling fucked as well. dunno how i did it. haven't trained for awhile, lost a few stone, but my diet is much better now and a lot less meph, reckon i could get back into shape in a few months. was tempted by roids but dont think i'll bother

time to get ready for a exeter rave up, just awoken from a little kip, few vodkas, meet my cousin for her bday, more drinks, meet more people, boooooooooze then get to the phoenix early enough for a ticket for a rave. so tempted by meph tonight... trying to get drinks at this place will be a fucking nightmare. could do with mandy ... arghhhh unprepared today
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Watch bigger faster stronger, it totally changed my mind on steroids. The cunts who end up with tiny nuts and tits aren't taking them right.
 
Marmalade said:
yella, it's absolutely freeeezing cold out there.

I'm in the house with central heating on and it's a challenge.

stay in n keep warm
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I am with you on that one, still in bed but still warped from last night lol
 
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So I see, are they saying how she died?

Morning EADD, how's everyone this frosty Sunday?
 
morning folks, its a dull grey day over here.going to have a cup of tea first then make some breakfast.

think i will headover to my folks house for a few hrs and show them my little boy who decided to walk/run yesterday.he waited till he was almost 20months

before he started.he has being feeding himself for months and is also able to change his dvds n operate the skyplus on the tv =D
 
Morning bogman - he's walking! good stuff that's you had it now he'll be able to get into even more stuff now :D
 
bogman said:
morning folks, its a dull grey day over here.going to have a cup of tea first then make some breakfast.

think i will headover to my folks house for a few hrs and show them my little boy who decided to walk/run yesterday.he waited till he was almost 20months

before he started.he has being feeding himself for months and is also able to change his dvds n operate the skyplus on the tv =D
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Nice, my boy (nearly6 now)was still half walking/half crawling at 18 months! certainly 20 months or so before he started to walk more than crawl. Lazy beggars :D Mind you, mine was talking pretty well at 12months :o , they all do different shit at different times, and you're probably getting past that stage of worrying about what he can/can't do yet compared to his peers.

Can't remember who, but I saw a comedian once on about the anxiety some parents suffer cos their kids can't do certain "benchmark" things by whatever age, walking, talking, toilet training, feeding themselves....and he just said "Why worry...how many adults do you know who still can't walk/talk/feed themselvesetc?".

Not sure what we're doing today...I know my son's got a meeting with Duncan Bannatyne later to give him some tax advice, so I'll probably end up ferrying him there:)
 
Hi all.. Feel really hung over this morning and I wasnt even drinking yesterday.. I had one small cocktail and that was it last night.

Not only are my pills getting moved about but also the phone keeps wandering off.. Taxing my nerves this morning I tell you.


I had a really nice night last night though.. Was on a few galleons :D which was superb. :)

Hope youre all groovy x
 
This Galleon needs scrubbing.. Its utter filth.. Where is my lad!?
He'll be getting a tongue lashing if he doesnt hurry up!


Ive decided to let Elvis go as the main object of my affections.. My heart belongs to Prince!
 
Ahoy!
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must move along....doh
 
StoneHappyMonday said:
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I did tell you this in the last gibberings thread but it got closed soon after at 1000 posts - and you'd bought your ticket anyway. Yeah, that ferry crossing is the one we nearly died on - 2 hours became 4 hours of terror.

EDIT I stayed quite a bit up the main beach (quite a long way up I mean). First time in my life I ever saw a Monitor lizard, freaked the shit out of me, was only a few yards from our door. Looked like a dinosaur in the undergrowth.

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I vaguely remember you mentioning something, what exactly happened again when you were on the ferry?

In Ko Pah Ngan now, just stayed in Ko Tao for the one day. Arrived here yest and today went on a trip, elephant trekking and monkey park, waterfall, chinese temple, bottle beach and snorkelling. I had a good day but it was a bit of a dodgy trip and apparently the company I took is the best of the best, I'd hate to see the worst.

The elephant 'sanctuary' was a scabby peice of grass with a mosquito infested swamp, the elephants looked rougher than me after a night on the buckets, all battered and bruised and cut. The trek consisted of a walk through some trees and then the elephant swimming in afore mentioned swap for about 5 minutes. Well at least I got some cool pics. There was a single monkey chained to a barbed wire fence that looked delusional.

Onto the waterfall. It was more fall than waterfall as there was no water so we 'trekked' (i.e. a 10 minute walk up a hill) to another water pool, it was unimpressive but good to cool off. Back down for lunch that at least was nice. Onto the Chinese temples, it was interesting. Temple-like. Seen a few of those in my time.

Then we took a longtail boat to Bottle Beach which is rated as one of the better ones on the island. The sand consisted of gravel and rock and was horrible to walk on. Sea looked quite dull but the water was nice to swim in. After the beach off for snorkelling, a whole 20 minutes of it, at a rather unimpressive area full of no more than 2 different types of small, unexciting looking, fish. There's a dozen or so boats coming and going as you try to snorkel and little regard for safety, someone could easily be sliced in 2 by the boats. You're just given a mask and told to jump in, no experts on hand, no life guards, no one even paying attention. I've done some snorkelling in Aus (and I know you can't compare Thailand to Aus) and you were always given a life jacket or floating device to use in case you got into trouble, our boat didn't even have life jackets. I'm not the strongest swimmer so didn't want to swim too far from the boat, the boat continually floated away though so it was a tough swim back. This idiot tried to get in and panicked then tried to grab onto me, almost drowning us both. He was fully clothed and didn't even have the mask over his nose so water went straight up it, he freaked out and HE COULDNT FUCKING SWIM so what he was doing is beyond me. I had enough after that and got back on the boat for fear of my own life. I don't want to die snorkelling just to see some non descript fish.

Despite there being so many faults I did actually have a good day out and it beats sitting on a beach getting burnt all day, I'm not a fan of that. I'm fed up of backpackers with superiority complexes because they're staying at some remote beach only reachable by long tail boat where there's nothing but a wooden shack and a coconut tree, who gives a fuck. A beach is a beach to me, they are all pretty boring and I've seen enough nice ones on this trip and others. I also have to laugh when they go on about how their bungalow is only 100 baht a night then they tell you it costs them 400 baht each way for a boat every time they need to go anywhere. GREAT DEAL! I'm debating whether to head to Samui next or skip it as hearing it's not that great and not really all that exciting.

So yeah, TL;DR but that was my day. Off now to the shooting range to fire either an AK47 ior a Magnum. Gangsta!
 
ffs.. I feel like ive given birth lol.. Ive got the heaviest 'moon', Its really sore!.. Im burping, the plumbers poking about with the drainage system.. Thats coughing up all sorts of crap.. Its all mental.

I submit! I cant take this shit anymore!! arrrrr

Help me! Someone!!! Anyone!

Im being torrrrrrrrrrrrtured!

Fucking cunt of a cuntry leaving me like this! Im old!!! I have no help.. Noone even got me a breakfast!

MERCILESS FUCKING CUNTS! I'll be avin yer guts for my toof floss!

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The plumber looked like Snee... Why I do believe ive been captured! Possessed by pirates!
 
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I just got a £2 coin as change, and it's just a picture of Brunel smoking a fag lol:
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I had to look it up cus I thought they'd never put that on money!
 
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