Or daft arguments being done on facebook rather than privately. People saying stuff that you know is lies. People trying to make themselves look like someone they are not. All these things do my head in.
Facebook, Slagbook, meet just to Shagbook, sneaking about but then ya get caughtbook. Guiltbook, Shamebook, not ya real Namebook, in ya photos ya gorgeous but really yr a Mongbook! Prankbook, Skankbook what a feckin Crankbook. Its gettin pretty scary cos its turning into Wankbook. Textbook, Sexbook, spying on your Exbook, someone 'likes' her photo and ya turn into a Pestbook! Scrapbook, Papbook catch the fuckin Clapbook, grab ya shitty iphone and add the shitty Appbook. Shitebook, Strifebook get a fecking Lifebook! Watch it if ya married cos they'll nick ya feckin Wifebook! Creepbook, Peepbook when ya take a Leakbook! Ya'll even be Facebooking in ya feckin Sleepbook... :D
