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Random MSN Gibberings LXXII: 5am sucks

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Lazy day for me! Was up early, but decided to go back to bed, cause its cold and raining....

Edit: Laziness now over it seems, I now have to be my daughters taxi service!
 
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I am up, which is slightly surprising. Went to church, it was sort of a normal service merged with a bit of rememberance day. I really don't like churches in Leeds, they are way too over the top. It's almost like some sort of competition over who loves God more, and the way to compete it to flail your arms and sing like you think you're christina aguilera. Still, it wasn't as bad as the evangelical off shoot from America church we went to by accident once. Their services ran for an indeterminate amount of time and we were there for 3 hours, and they'd randomly loop songs and prayers for upto 20 minutes at a time. Some mentals would lay on the floor on their face, and other people were pretending to speak in tongues 8( It was an interesting morning and afternoon though, that's for sure. Strangely, it was still much better than the student dominated services, where they sort of treat you like someone who needs saving because you're in a relatationship young. Some of them are alright once they realise you're married, but I can't take them out of the black book in my head because they have pre-judged me and my wife, so the circle of judgementalness continues. So I just don't bother going back lol.
 
Best solution is just not go to church at all, jesus would blatantly hate anyone who thought it was OK to take drugs and have fun.

I was up before 8am today which is just shit for a Sunday. Decided to head into town to buy a new pair of jeans and ended up spending £150 on jeans, 3tops, a shirt and a pair of cheap slip on trainers. That's all the money on my rewards card wiped out, had planned to keep it until Christmas as well. Oh well.
 
Best solution is just not go to church at all, jesus would blatantly hate anyone who thought it was OK to take drugs and have fun.

I was up before 8am today which is just shit for a Sunday. Decided to head into town to buy a new pair of jeans and ended up spending £150 on jeans, 3tops, a shirt and a pair of cheap slip on trainers. That's all the money on my rewards card wiped out, had planned to keep it until Christmas as well. Oh well.

Maybe that's why Communion revolves around wine, and one of his key miracles was turning water into wine ;) Jesus wouldn't hate anyone any way.
 
Oh lazy sundays! Its cold, but sunny. Happily I waste away my Sundays.

Because tomorrow it starts all over again!
 
I remember a few situations where i'd get those churchy type people asking me 'do you believe in god', and just to fuck with them, i'd say yes. Then they'd get all excited, talking about jesus, to which i'd say something like 'Yes, Allah truly has imparted his wisdom onto me'.
Would always make for some fun awkward moments.
 
HAHA brilliant, bet that goes down well. Best place to go that would be America, then start shouting in 'allahu akbar' watch out for the bullets flying towards you though. :D
 
I sometimes pray on the floor on my face, Its a very submissive kind of prayer. I wouldnt do it in a hall full of people but then I think i'm quite reserved in worship.. I feel really embarrassed when people start falling over or talking loudly in tongues :D I can remember saying to a friend who has form for going over to please sit a few seats away if she feels like its going to be
a falling over service.

Ive known complete, better than drugs, ecstasy in worship but have never been 'slain in the spirit' nor spoken in tongues..I'm quite cynical about it but then the God I know has a sense of humour.. Seeing bankers, accountants etc speaking abject gobbledeegook is actually really funny.
 
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i sometimes pray on the floor on my face, its a very submissive kind of prayer. I wouldnt do it in a hall full of people but then i think i'm quite reserved in worship.. I feel really embarrassed when people start falling over or talking loudly in tongues :d i can remember saying to a friend who has form for going over to please sit a few seats away if she feels like its going to be
a falling over service.

Ive known complete, better than drugs, ecstasy in worship but have never been 'slain in the spirit' nor spoken in tongues..i'm quite cynical about it
but then the god i know has a sense of humour.. Seeing bankers, accountants etc speaking abject gobbledeegook is actually really funny.

Jesus
 
I sometimes pray on the floor on my face, Its a very submissive kind of prayer. I wouldnt do it in a hall full of people but then I think i'm quite reserved in worship.. I feel really embarrassed when people start falling over or talking loudly in tongues :D I can remember saying to a friend who has form for going over to please sit a few seats away if she feels like its going to be
a falling over service.

Ive known complete, better than drugs, ecstasy in worship but have never been 'slain in the spirit' nor spoken in tongues..I'm quite cynical about it but then the God I know has a sense of humour.. Seeing bankers, accountants etc speaking abject gobbledeegook is actually really funny.

I find it odd because I really don't feel like that, ever, for some reason? I don't mind people doing it as such, it just makes it awkward to bring people along to the church who aren't normally church goers, do you know what I mean? I don't think it helps the people considering converting/reverting if we look like a bunch of crazies, but you never know... The oddest thing is when preachers make people collapse, and you can quite clearly see them pushing people down by their face! I don't like people touching me though so luckily i've never been put into that position. The furthest I would ever go with a stranger is a handshake if I wasn't messy in some way, and unless they have some sort of Derren Brown skills I don't think i'm gonna end up collapsing :D I'll second the being reserved in worship thing, but that's probably because I used to go to a high angilican church when I was much younger and they would probably have called an ambulance for some of the stuff i've seen in American style churches!

I can see it now, all the silver surfers saying 'O, well I never!'
 
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I do know what you mean yeah MSB. I just remind myself that God does the converting not me and if that persons hearts going to be touched its going to be touched. I also go to an Anglican church quite a bit.. Theyve got their very own kind of crazy :D
 
That's a good point YPDH. A lot of converts I know like to go harder, maybe to make up for lost time or something. I go to a really nice church in Newcastle that is echumenical so you get a really good mix of every type of person, aside from Catholics I guess. I'm not big on denominations, so it fits perfectly :)
 
Yeah the Anglican church I go to is high church.. really ritualistic with the incense and everthing. I like that kind of formality and I love the eucharist. Saying that Ive been taking time out from regular church going. Like I said I started to get really cynical and irritated at a few things and felt sort of led to take a step back for a while.
 
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