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Random MSN Gibberings LIV: teh polis are watching us!

haha. i think he'd prefer it if they were small screens displaying leeds united matches! i wish i was joking but i'm really not. works out well for him actually though because given his inability to talk about anything but football he's unlikely to see any actual tits. expect maybe mine if i'm out of my tree and can't be arsed getting dressed.
 
you go out for a quiet meal with the missus on a thursday someone offers you a cheeky valium in the pub next thing you know its 3 days later your off your face having rang in sick and down a few hundred quid and in the doghouse....sigh
 
joe90 said:
you go out for a quiet meal with the missus on a thursday someone offers you a cheeky valium in the pub next thing you know its 3 days later your off your face having rang in sick and down a few hundred quid and in the doghouse....sigh
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Such is the way of booze and blues, sadly. Could be worse - you could find out you're barred from the pub. :)

Seriously though, hope it works out. I've been snubbed in favour of a bezzie mate tonight, having spent Saturday with old friends myself - it's a tit for tat deal, no puns whatsoever intended.

So if anyone's in town and up for a hot (or lukewarm) date with a fully-functional adult male, do yourself a favour and don't give me a shout. Under any circumstances whatsoever.
 
Flushed?!? That would be kinda wasteful... and definitely not retrievable either. Old habits from junky years. It's usually pretty easy to sick 'em back up (does mean necking a pint or two of salt water (with a dash of washing up liquid if it really ain't coming up easy) though). Took a bit longer than expected unfortunately so things got a lil wacky before I could bring anything up so ended up with a bit of an adventure and an even less pleasant reintroduction to me stash than having to drink salty, Fairy liquid water... All fun and games. And definitely not one to try at home, I'm sure.

Early night for me cos I'm still working round a very odd sleep pattern so nighty-eve, all :)
 
Shambles said:
Flushed?!? That would be kinda wasteful... and definitely not retrievable either. Old habits from junky years. It's usually pretty easy to sick 'em back up (does mean necking a pint or two of salt water (with a dash of washing up liquid if it really ain't coming up easy) though). Took a bit longer than expected unfortunately so things got a lil wacky before I could bring anything up so ended up with a bit of an adventure and an even less pleasant reintroduction to me stash than having to drink salty, Fairy liquid water... All fun and games. And definitely not one to try at home, I'm sure.

Early night for me cos I'm still working round a very odd sleep pattern so nighty-eve, all :)
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You always make me lol for all the right reasons=D bulimia for beginners
 
Shambles said:
Flushed?!? That would be kinda wasteful... and definitely not retrievable either. Old habits from junky years. It's usually pretty easy to sick 'em back up (does mean necking a pint or two of salt water (with a dash of washing up liquid if it really ain't coming up easy) though). Took a bit longer than expected unfortunately so things got a lil wacky before I could bring anything up so ended up with a bit of an adventure and an even less pleasant reintroduction to me stash than having to drink salty, Fairy liquid water... All fun and games. And definitely not one to try at home, I'm sure.

Early night for me cos I'm still working round a very odd sleep pattern so nighty-eve, all :)
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Right... that's actually not so bad. Not wanting to throw away valuable drugs is perfectly understandable. I thought you were talking about jobbying them back out in a day or two, which imo isn't worth it lol. Spewing them back up isn't too bad.
 
Shambles said:
Flushed?!? That would be kinda wasteful... and definitely not retrievable either. Old habits from junky years. It's usually pretty easy to sick 'em back up (does mean necking a pint or two of salt water (with a dash of washing up liquid if it really ain't coming up easy) though). Took a bit longer than expected unfortunately so things got a lil wacky before I could bring anything up so ended up with a bit of an adventure and an even less pleasant reintroduction to me stash than having to drink salty, Fairy liquid water... All fun and games. And definitely not one to try at home, I'm sure.

Early night for me cos I'm still working round a very odd sleep pattern so nighty-eve, all :)
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What exactly did you consume?
 
Actually can't wait for friday to come now... going to be an absolute pelter of a night out with good mates and the right drugs to go with it =D <3
 
I'd rather put my fingers in my vomit to retrieve drugs than shit, even my own!

Having had to have cleaned up vomit before, I know it don't bother me. When I worked in a sample sorting lab in a hospital, the shit samples would always make me boak. One time some silly person failed to realise that you're supposed to put a sample inside a plastic container, so just filled the sealed plastic bags they give you to put the container in with poo! Putting my hand in the sample box and finding that was NOT pleasant!
 
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Deathrow558 said:
I wanna dance all night
and fuck all day
I want cocaine...
on a breakfast tray




tuney !
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How are you mate not seen you kicking around on here for years! Saying that I hardly come on but good to see your scrawl upon the wall :)

On a random gibbering ranting note. Just got stop searched on a train in Australia by two fucking jobsworthy police officers whom must have been about 22 years old each or something! Found some xanax on me and man handled me, causing me to drop my ticket. They pull me off the train, man handle me some more, make me spread myself across a wall in a heavily populated station making me look like a fucking criminal, find nothing else and then ask me for my ticket. I explained I dropped it on the train in their haste of trying to stop crime, they didn't believe I bought one (at this point the train is long gone!). So aswell as giving me a court date for possesion of a prescription drug without a prescription (although the reason I take them is solely for anxiety), they also issue me with an on the spot fine of 200 dollars. Fuck you NSW police! You are pathetic don't take your years on being picked on at school out on me! I work hard, give to charity and never ever cause harm to anyone! And yet you stand there with the smug look on your horrible little face thinking you have put justice into play! Argggghhhhh!!!!!!! Asked for the reason they searched me, they told me as I was asleep on the train they assumed I was under the influence of alcohol or drugs. The reason could be that I am tired no? And then after all this I have to wait another 30 mins for another train and pay another fucking 5 dollars aswell as a fine. I fucking can't stand the bizzies out here they make my blood boil!
 
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That they certainly are my mate got pepper sprayed for swearing at one of them. He wasn't doing anything wrong in the first place he was just drunk staggering around , they poke their nose in and he gets annoyed, consequently swearing a flailing his arms in his anger. No questions asked they spray him instantly and arrest him. Asking them the need for the pepper spray they said they can't take no chances with volatile people like himself. Wankers.
 
DS_ said:
What exactly did you consume?
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Turned out to be pretty much only 2C-B and 2C-D that leaked. Was rather a lot of both though - especially the former. Definitely less than 500mg in total. Couldn't really be much more precise without actually checking the *re-emerged* packages a lil more carefully than I felt the need to.

HR bit: Don't try that at home, kiddiez. Not deliberately anyway. The point about making damn sure you seal anything that needs swallowing for later retrieval extremely well stands though. Or just find some other way to make them magically disappear for a while ideally.
 
2C-B & 2C-D I've heard are a dreamy combination. I've had too much B several times and it has farrrrrrr too much for me.

You's a crazy bitch.
 
Tis a great combo. Was actually amazed at how little headfuckery there was under the circumstances. Don't really remember the early stages of the trip - or at what stage the police left but vaguely remember them being amused at state of me when it was clearly kicking in - but when memory kicks in properly I was in bed laughing hysterically and just awestruck by the visuals. Never seen anything even close to that level of visuals. Must admit it was a brilliant trip. But would almost certainly never deliberately dose that high cos I'm pretty sure anxiety would play a far bigger role. Was just the fact I honestly wasn't intending or expecting to trip at all that kept it on the positive side, methinks.
 
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