This just in: a tweet from Katie Price. It says “watching gypsy wedding with my sister haha” and I’m wondering what she means by the “haha”. Could it be that the woman who arrived for her first wedding in a pumpkin-shaped princess-wagon is actually laughing at a gypsy arriving for her wedding in a pumpkin-shaped princess-dress? What does it make you if even Katie Price is laughing at you for being vulgar? Am I even worse for laughing at Katie Price for laughing at gypsies? Why am I reading Katie Price’s tweets anyway? And does anyone know why I’m asking all these questions?