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quick weed help!

lilygirl

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hey everybody!
kay, i have about a quarter of some pretty good weed and i'd like to do something w/it tonight, the problem is i don't have a pipe or papers... any ideas for how i could use it?
 
Don't you know anyone over 18? Blunts, papers, pipes, bongs, etc. are legal to buy. You could bake brownies or make a pipe with household materials. I've made many (fairly decent) pipes, steamrollers, and water bongs within about half an hour for free! If you're really desperate, try aluminum foil. (Not really recommended, though)
 
Coke pipe = unhealthy but works
Take coke can and make a bent on one side, poke holes, place weed on top, suck through opening where you drink.
Home made bongs = better then coke pipe
Take 2 liter sprite bottle, burn hole on side and put hollowed out pen tube into it at an angle and have it touch bottom of bottle, create a bowl outta something like foil or something safer to the tube, add shot gun hole on opposite side and farther up the bottle, place water in the bottle, place weed on bowl, add flame, suck through regular opening.
Hot Knives = harsh, one hit, weed regulating
Take two knives or spoons and heat them up until they are red hot, put weed on the hot knife and smoke shall rise up as you squeeze between knives, inhale smoke by using a straw or a 2 liter soda bottle with the bottom cut up and the bottle over where the smoke floats up.
That should help you enough.
 
Get a soda can, make a flat spot on it with your thumb on the opposite side of the drink hole....next get a pin and poke a few holes in the flat spot. Now you have a getto weed pipe. Some people say that burning aluminum is bad, but I doubt is much worse than the smoke let off from pot. I really don’t know though. An even better method……..get two butter knives and a 1 liter pop bottle. cut the bottom off of the bottle, and put the ends of the knives on your stove until they are red hot. get a little piece of bud and roll it around until it is compact and round. put the little ball of weed in between the two two knives. Place the knives up inside the pop bottle and squeeze them together so that smoke is released. This is pretty cool because it is economical and your friends will think you are cool for knowing such a great trick. …. Or maybe you should sell a gram and go buy a damn pipe, heck they have some pretty cheap ones these days at gas stations and drug stores.
 
just chop it up and snort it man
c'mon, be creative. Once my friends, lacking any other kind of smoking device, forged a pipe out of an apple. You can smoke weed out of a lot of things. You can also cook with it. Pulverize it in a blender or something, and saute (sp?) it in butter for half an hour or so and then use the butter to make brownies.
 
I just bought this months issue of High Times
THere was an article in there about a new way to smoke with no papers
Take a pear (or appple potato.etc) Put a small hole on one end. . Put a slightly bigger hole on the other end. make a channel connetcing the two holes<very narrow> And pack it up.
I don't know if this will work with schwag because it is too dry and crumbly. But I know nuggets will hit smooth out of this shit. I'm gonna try it soon.
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No tears please , its a waste of good suffering...
 
I am sure it is only a matter of time before some stoner suggests that you eat the apple when you are done and get mad fuckdup.
 
There are plenty of ideas above... I remember when I did smoke a lot of bud, there were countless ways to smoke that stuff without a pipe or papers.
 
Nietche is kewl. If you use the weed and steep it into a tea using about a cup of water, then let it cool, then give yourself an enema with it and hold it in for about ten minutes . You'll love what it does for you.
It's even better if someone will blow it up your ass with their mouth. LOL
WOW, I volunteer.
[This message has been edited by Father_In (edited 06 July 2001).]
 
yeah...smoke it out of an apple like kane sed...or do what i did one stoney day...i made a pipe out of a thimble and a piece of tv antenna...just take a nail and make a hole in the side of the thimble then stick yer antenna section in that hole...screen is optional but recommended...and viola you have a ghetto pipe that really works...
 
actually, apples work *well* as makeshift bongs. use a screwdriver to make a "tunnel" from the top part where the stem is to an outter side, place the pot in the top and light it up! when your done, eat the apple
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Steamroller:
Get a toilet paper roll(with out the paper). Cut a medium sized circle near the end of the roll. Cut out a piece of aluminum foil and press it into the circle. That will be to put the weed in. Use a pin or something with a small point to make little holes on the alum. foil. Also tape the foil down so it doesnt fall out. Then put weed in, put the end farthest from the weed over your mouth, cover other end with your hand, light up, inhale, take hand from end and smoke up. It gets you fucked up pretty fast.
 
Rather than steeping the pot and making a tea for rectal use, I think mixing it with some butter or oil would work better as THC's water solubility is not so good. Or you could just stuff a nodge up there and see what happens. hehehehehehe.....
I am not serious or anything, but I bet hash oil could be plugged ( if you could keep it in there)
 
In these times you turn to the BIBLE!
You can use pages from the bible to smoke from.. true stoners will use page "420".. next time yer at a hotel, look in the bible, see if it has a page #420 .. silly pot heads..
And no, it's not "dangerous" or "unhealthy" to smoke from an aluminum can, thats bullshit..
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Get a 20 oz soda (pop) bottle, a metal tube (like a broken down metal pen), a socket...probably about 1/4 inch or maybe a 1/2 inch, some electrical tape (duct tape works too), and a philips (star tip) screw driver.....and a lighter....and the screen from your kitchen faucet...
Make sure your bottle is clean. take your lighter and heat up a spot about 3/4 of the way down the bottle...not too much...just enough to make it soft...then poke a hole in it with your screw driver. take the metal tube you found make sure it's got nothing in it and insert it about half way into said hole. then take some tape and wrap it around the bottle so that it's kinda proping your tube up at an angle....put the socket on the end of the tube and secure it with some tape. on the back side of the bottle near the top where it starts to curve into the neck poke another hole to use as a carb....voila... you have yourself a bong.
You could use an apple too....just hold it sideways so the stem (or where it would be) is facing you. take a knife and stick it about halfway into the and and cut out that portion of the core. then stick your knife in the top of the apple and cut away a portion that bisects with the previously cut hole...drop a screen in and voila....an edible pipe.
 
you could also make a gravity bong. Take a 2 or 3 liter soda bottle...cut the bottom off. Fill a REALLY big pan or a clean trash barrel or a clean 5 gallon bucket with water...make a little bowl out of aluminum foil....stick it in the mouth of the bottle. fill it with your weed. put the in the water until the inside is filled ( you cut the bottom off remember) then light your weed....and as you do slowly pull up on the bottle...air pocket inside will fill up with weed...take the foil off...have someone hold it or set it on a safe place....wrap lips around mouth of bottle and as you inhale...push down and it'll force the smoke into your lungs.....careful you don't inhale any water though....this'll get you phucked up hella fast.
 
If a bible must be used, I always preferred the page with psalm 104:14, hopefully rolled so the words "and the grasses for the cattle, and the herb for the service of man." prominently displayed on the outside of the joint....
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Critics have told me I've ruined the lives of 50 million young people.
I can't be certain of this, since only about 10 million have ever come back to thank me.
- Dr. Timothy Leary
 
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