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If reincarnation is true, can I come back as a snail?
no joke.
I wanna be a fucking snail.
why?
wherever a snail goes its always home.
never have to worry about where you're gonna crash
just stop trailing slime and hole up in a custom bachelor pad thats all your own.
that, and snails are never in a rush
they always have time to enjoy the scenery.
and the main causes for fear are birds and saltshakers?
I think I can handle that.

I think I'm gonna email that bitch Karma and tell her to get on that snail business. that would be the life I tell you whut.

 

I don't think I'd like to be a snail. They are sooo small ... anything could kill them. Well if reincarnation is true then it doesn't matter so much about death as you will just be something else later. So a short life as a snail might be cool after all.
Hmmm I like this idea now!