Advice Pussy too loose?

[AbbeyLee]

Pardon my neglected pussy....my vagina maintenance needs updating.

Are there any vaginal fitness programs I can sign up for?? My pussy power needs a jump start. Hook a bitch up with some free trials!!

I've never utilized any kind of exercising equipment on my vag. I am a "no hair down there" kinda girl and keep it smooth as a babies butt. I realize that's a turn off for some but...hell....can't please em all lol.

None of this matters anyway....you know why?? Cause I am sexy af and can have you about to explode before you even get your hands on me. Ya best believe that. We all have this potential. Ya just gotta embrace it.

We're going to be aiming for a new vag style though. @Robi's already well on the way.. Loose Pussy!!

 

[Kellsee]

Goodness me.. I was just gonna use it to squeeze tiny useless cocks outta me. I don't know how they're going to get there in the first place but you just never know.

Haha lmao ikr! We were just joking but who knew it was really a thing?! Lol

 

[nznity]

pic or it didnt happen

That was almost a decade ago, a real man doesn't leave evidence anyway

 

[Robi]

Is this a free trial or will you require a payment method??

well nothing good is free these days, it seems, so there will be a nominal fee of 3 dollars and 65 cents, spread over a year payment plan

 

[nznity]

My PMs are open

Ok arrall, get me 5g of coke and let's experiment XDDDD no kisses btw, that's fucking gay.

 

[AbbeyLee]

Haha lmao ikr! We were just joking but who knew it was really a thing?! Lol

It's always a thing

 

[Robi]

~disclaimer, not soliciting or sourcing,no animals were harmed in the making of this thread

 

[AbbeyLee]

 

[AbbeyLee]

"The BEAUUUTIFULL vagina that's going to emerge"

He really wants her to get it so he doesn't have to have sex with her for 6 weeks!

 

[arrall]

Is this a free trial or will you require a payment method??

Free trial, you can pay me in drugs or something.

 

[arrall]

~disclaimer, not soliciting or sourcing,no animals were harmed in the making of this thread

Hey speak for yourself, I just stuck a frog up my metaphorical vagina.

 

[Robi]

i will include Tuckercarlsonvagshrinking/CBDgummiebears

 

[arrall]

i will include Tuckercarlsonvagshrinking/CBDgummiebears

Make them the John Cena penis extension CBD gummy penises and we have a deal!

 

[Robi]

Hey speak for yourself, I just stuck a frog up my metaphorical vagina.

lucky frog

 

[Robi]

Make them the John Cena penis extension CBD gummy penises and we have a deal!

seriously did see tucker c gummy bears for sale here

 

[Robi]

We need those benwaa balls..

they work great in a sock too

 

[AbbeyLee]

I had to look up Tucker Carlson. Well my vag shrank just seeing him. Fox News is just bullshit, right?

 

[jasperkent]

Are there any vaginal fitness programs I can sign up for?? My pussy power needs a jump start. Hook a bitch up with some free trials!!

perhaps we can schedule a private consultation in the near future and or at your earliest convenience

I feel like I should monitor these sessions.
So please send explicit videos.
No charge, of course-- I'm a charitable guy.

Edit: It'll be like Larry David put it:
A vagina viewing party

 

[Robi]

I had to look up Tucker Carlson. Well my vag shrank just seeing him. Fox News is just bullshit, right?

fox is the gospel! it can shrink even the most cavernous, hell with kegels

 

[neversickanymore]

when did we as a culture become so hyper-focused on body hair?

before the shower was invented? or water?

the whole time.