There is a new & serious threat lurking in news agents, 7 Eleven’s, petrol stations, supermarkets and all other stores where bottled water is sold.
Next time you hastily purchase some bottled water in order to quench your thirst or to inject drugs with, Mount Franklin’s “Lightly Sparkling” soda water is almost indistinguishable from the spring water which you most likely intended to obtain. At a glance the two bottles are almost identical except for a different coloured lid, however, you may be used to Mount Franklin having different coloured lids from previous marketing campaigns, this is obviously tactic they employed to great success.
If you have been affected by this "lightly sparkling" menace, side effects may involve being unable to fathom why it's taking so long to draw the water into your syringe, seeing bubbles in your spoon, wondering where almost half of the units that you pulled into the syringe went when you know that you didn't spill a drop and a strange sensation when injecting the liquid. Further, drinking this shit may cause your body to react negatively and instinctively gag and/or throw up.