Ready To Dies
lok1 said:
I went into the bottlo the other day.
I was grabbing a 6 pack of jim beam & cola, as you do
And theres a new spot on the shelf next to the normal JB&COLA, and its jim beam light
Its only one standard drink per can, instead of 1.3 or 1.5 or whatever it is.
But it cost BASICLY the same price.
Let me recap.
Your paying the same amount of money.
To get less drunk.
Yeah, i can see that taking off.*
*No one correct me with "designated driver" things
I'd take my fuckin' meat cleaver
back to that bottle-o,
knock 'em off the shelf
(to save anyone else the trouble),
stomp on the fuckin' glass ,
demand credit
& a refund.
Actually,
while you got the meat cleaver with ya,
get a couple a bottles of Rare Breed
or somethin,
so you don't have to hit those RTDs.
RTDs arn't strong enough as it is.
I'm feelin' a lil' sedate todate,
you know, gin,
& shit.
Yesterday I had a mad competition with myself.
I ate 25 Xanax 2mgs.
Which, if I aint mistaken,
is like, um, half-a-kilo equiv. of Diazepam.
An' we still won somethin' in trivia.
I canna remember what.
Ask Keystroke.
~Happy Birthday Anella~!
Hear is me makin' breakfast at my parents th'smornin'.
Day off.
Again.
Dead before 30 me'drinks.

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