Russia To Work In The Morning
Breakfast In Bed.
I was gonna have a Bloody Mary,
but
then I realized we only had
Worchershire Sauce, Celery Salt, Lemon Juice, Black Pepper.
We're outta Tomato Juice & Tabasco.
But that's not true.
See, we have V8 & Gourmet Tobasco.
Even wasabi for a kick.
It's just that my Tulip brought me in a bottle from the freezer.
And I couldn't be bothered to get up.
Mmmmmm..... Stoli & Kools.
So it's 'reading' vodka.
I'm reading about the poet Dylan Thomas.
He rocked that 27 year old death Saturnreturns things super.
I hope to follow in his footsteps.
2 years?
I'd have move faster than a Speeding Morrison.
"When he settles down to guzzle spirits,
which is most of the time,
his incredible yarns
tumble over each other
in a wild UnSquare dithyramb
in which truth and fact
become hopelessly smothered
in boozy invention.
He borrows
with no thought of returning
what is lent,
seldom shows up on time,
is a trial to his friends,
and a worry to his family."
An I Got Bored.
I Ate 17 alprologs (34mg)
& drank off
1.5L Grapefruit
Potentiator. <----(say in *booming* Mythic Voice)
"Some have also speculated that UnSquare
had been using certain drugs
like sleeping
and "pep" pills,
which may have contributed to his condition."
Booo Tolerance & Depedence.
Cheers To Elixer's.
Jeers to This Rusty Tailgate.
PEACE
UnHorizontal (now) -
[Smoking Those Kools (8()]
NB: They remind me of "Starsky & Hutch".
"I'll have a Johhny Walker Red & TAB."
Do it.
Do it.
C'mon, Do it."
Do it.