Well, I'll tell you what it's like. I walk outside in Summer, and it's pretty hot. Then I walk inside and look at the calendar and go"Hmmm... it's December 12th, what was I supposed to do today?" If it turns out the thing I was supposed to do is go to work, I usually do that. If it's not a work day, I might go to the beach, or hang out and drink with friends, or just relax and read a book.
It certainly is crazy town!
Regarding dangerous animals, the population of the country was 22,497,961 at time of posting. If it was half as dangerous here as people who watch Crocodile Dundee think, without taking the time to visit the country and form their own opinions, then the population would likely be much less. You want dangerous, swallow some condoms packed with heroin and declare it to customs coming into Thailand at the airport after exiting your plane.
If people live in an area with crocodiles, they don't swim in the water (generally). If they live in an area with box jellyfish, they generally don't go to the beach when they're seasonally around. If they get bitten by a snake, which happens rarely, obviously not an issue in cities, they go to the hospital and get antivenom. Our most dangerous spider is the Funnel-Web which has not killed a single person since 1981 in which the antivenom was first synthesised. So yeah, if they get bitten by a spider, they go to the hospital.
As for the cool accent, we practice it to make us look like an awesomely fun, friendly, and cool holiday destination so people from overseas can come and ask us stupid and inane questions.
Are you from America? What's it like having a bear in every suburban backyard? How do you walk down the street without getting murdered and mugged on every sidewalk? I once watched a movie in which people have some heroin and die. Have you ever done this, I assume everyone must do it all the time.
Yes, for your final question Australia is exactly like Mad Max. Our police all drive around watching people have sex through the telescopic lenses of their rifles. Women holding babies are regularly run down by hoodlums on motorcycles. Do you have any other retarded questions?
Would you like me to go turn the tap on? The water actually ran down the sink specifically as per the shape of the basin working in conjunction with the force of gravity. AMAZING! That never happens every day.
