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poppy seed tea - third time - its a charm

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malfunkshun

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the other poppy seed tea trip report got me interested in trying this again. the first two times i did it, i boiled the seeds. then i learned that this kills the alkaloids or sumpin...

anywho, this part is pretty funny. i was at central market buying the seeds and lemons, so i loaded a bag full of seeds and weighed it up. i brought it to the checkout counter and this nice, young pretty chick was tending the register.

she said to me: "what are you gonna make out of that?"
I replied: "guess."
to which she said: "i really have no idea."
i looked at her for a second and just said "oh, i'm just stocking up."
she said: "i can only think of one thing you could use those for besides as a seasoning..."
i said, "you're on the right track" and took my change and left. it was pretty frikkin funny =D

so on with the trip report:
per the instructions in the other trip report, i let 1 pound (about 450 grams) of seeds soak in two seperate containers for an hour each, with about a glass of water (hot tap) in each container. i stirred both of them frequently during the hour.

finally, i strained the tea from one container into a glass and chugged it. i waited about 30 minutes, and was only feeling a MILD little something... barely noticable. so, i was prepared to be dissappointed again, but i had that other container of tea. i strained that into a glass and chugged that. after about 30 more minutes, i started to feel a definite, mild relaxed euphoria... i must emphasize mild here. however, it started to grow until it was actually pretty enjoyable, but far from a good hydrocodone buzz. still, i was feeling that this go around with the poppy seed tea experiment was an adequate success.

then, after about an hour since the second dose, i definitely started feeling a stronger response. i got that regular morphine feeling that i always get when i pop a morphine pill. it was a DEFINITE morphine buzz... i felt it in my stomach and in my legs, which is how morphine affects me.

i chugged the first glass at about 4:00, the second at 4:30, and its now 7:45, and i'm still feeling the effects to a slight/moderate degree.

i wouldn't call this a fuckin-A euphoric blast, but it was definitely interesting, and worth doing again some weekend if i happen to be bored.
 
More detail! This has awesome potential, and falls short at the end, but I'd love to read more about it :)
 
good show son :)

yeah i rekcon it's definately a morphine buzz, I'd like to know how you are the next day, I felt really quite relaxed myself :)
 
its the next day, and i feel pretty normal.

and meangirl... hmmm, there's really not much more to tell. i went to bed at around 9:30, and i was pretty much down from it completely... maybe a very small lingering afterbuzz.

imagine popping an MS Contin 40 mg, and feeling that divided by about half. there was definitely morphine in my body, no doubt about that. what surprised me was how it intensified after the initial mild, relaxing euphoria which was the first phase. there were definitely two phases... the mild euphoric phase, and then the 'hey now... i've definitely got morphine in my body' phase, which hit pretty suddenly. probably because i chugged it in two doses, and the second dose was probably stronger, because it actually soaked for a half hour longer while i was waiting for the first dose to hit

i never felt nauseous at all, or tired. it was overall pretty pleasant, and i went right to sleep no trouble at all at + 4.5 hours into it

so next time, i'm gonna let it soak for longer, possibly two hours. then i'm gonna reduce the liquid to a manageable dose that i can chug at once (without boiling, mind you)
 
malfunkshun, I found your grocery store story quite funny because I have had a similar experience. I bought 10 bottles of Poppy seeds, and a guy who worked in the bakery came up to me and said, "may I ask what you are going to use these for?" I was speechless because I wasn't expecting that, but thankfully my girlfriend told him that her little brother was doing some baking for boy scouts. He said "oh, I was just wondering because I have never seen anyone buy that many Poppy seeds at one time, and I couldn't imagine what you would have used them for.."
 
lemons

Hey malfunkshun how many lemons did u use with this amount of seeds? Im planning on trying poppy seeds out for first time tonight. :)
 
Just use pineapple juice, it tastes nicer, as someone pointed out in my report, acids don't do anything to the actualy seed as it's just washing the morph off. Plain water will do, but I like the taste of pineapple juice, makes it almost drinkeable.
 
I still can't get past that stale/sweet taste of the seeds... blech!!:X

But very very very nice effects... probably won't repeat that experiment soon...
 
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