popped in the fucken eye

[Safrolette]

It's always the scots and they somehow manage to blame it all on poor old england. You don't fool me you rowdy bunch of cunts

Don't be racist! Not all the Scots will spend their Turkish holidays dragging sunbeds, beds and palm trees into the swimming pool

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

that makes two of us, any crackhead who thought chucking burgers about near me was funny would be getting my elbow smashed repeatedly the bridge of his nose for his troubles. fucking twats

 

[Cornishman]

You forget the most obvious deterrent: that if you pull a knife you're far more likely to get stabbed yourself than if you weren't carrying.

Lol. How untrue.

Yeah, you might.
All depends on who's carrying it.

(Btw, I'm not proclaiming to be a knife fighting ninja or any such thing).

Some genuinely hard/skilled people might be carrying knifes out there - and probably are.

$0.02

 

[kandykush101]

Lol. How untrue.

Yeah, you might.
All depends on who's carrying it.

(Btw, I'm not proclaiming to be a knife fighting ninja or any such thing).

Some genuinely hard/skilled people might be carrying knifes out there - and probably are.

$0.02

Knife tricks taught for £10 an hour..

 

[Mugz]

I hope this is a joke. If not you must be a fucking wanker

He is a fucking wanker Every man and his dog knows that

 

[blondin]

I use to carry a knife in my boot the first 10 years i lived in london and never had to pull it.... A mate of mine was knocked of his bike on clapton roundabout in hackney he looked at the car and it appeared to be a really short person in a fiesta so he ran after it and banged down on the roof, unfortunately a 7 foot giant came out and nutted him, he looked small as he had taken out the front seat and was driving from the back...oh how we laughed, in a compassionate way obv

 

[doorknob]

concurrently stonehappymonday, concurrently




you still seem to be obsessed and/or angry with me, go get a blowjob from that auld hag of a mrs you got lying around and try to ignore me as i ignore you. theres a good boy

you should settle this once and for all with a knife fight

 

[Mailmonkey]

This has got to be the shittest thread on BL in a long time.

Forums gone to shit.

SHM will deal with BHM after he's finished dealing with SHM at Carmarthen County Hall.

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

yeah pontifex, arse end of the midlands mate. had some geordie lads down doing the sky-rise aerial wiring - couldnt understand a thing eachother were saying but seemed nice nontheless :D




im cool with thread shutting down, once again, sorry if i offended anyone. pm me if youre coming shm

 

[Marmalade]

jebus. all this time I've been flippantly flushing mooncups full of moonjuice* down the bog every month, and I never thought to load it in a syringe and create the ultimate ghetto ninja fighting tool.


* try saying that one without fucking it up first time round ;p

 

[doorknob]

What is moonjuice? Menstrual blood? What?

 

[Marmalade]

aye.

 

[Mugz]

Let's not get started on this again 8)

 

[parttime crackhead]

He took it as a compliment :D

I did indeed

Don't be racist! Not all the Scots will spend their Turkish holidays dragging sunbeds, beds and palm trees into the swimming pool

Most will though. Anything that shouldn't be in the swimming pool is funny to throw into the swimming pool. Fuck it, I don't care, where I'm from doing slightly bad shit without really causing much harm/damage is, for the most part, just seen as fucking hilarious.

that makes two of us, any crackhead who thought chucking burgers about near me was funny would be getting my elbow smashed repeatedly the bridge of his nose for his troubles. fucking twats

Car drives past. Burger scones you in your stupid face. Car drives off while 2 or 3 folk are laughing like fuck at you. How on earth is your elbow going to get near the bridge of any of their noses? You need to get a grip mate. Burger off head = repeatedly smashing someone in the nose (even though it would literally be impossible), is a valid reaction? Get to fuck. Whatever your court case is for, if it's even real, I reckon you deserve the jail buddy. Wouldn't normally wish that on anyone without knowing the details but I'd prefer cunts like you weren't wandering about. Although to be fair, you're probably just a specky wee guy acting (badly) at being the big man on the internet.

pm me if youre coming shm

SHM's "I just smashed some wee dafty outside the court" thread will be thread of the year. Make it happen mate.

 

[Safrolette]

could say the same about you crackhead, you worthless piece of scottish dole scrounging shite. 31st dudley magistrate, im 6ft, dark hair, stubble. case is abh but actually self defence.. some twat thought he'd try it on and got more than he bargained for then ran to police. i am never the agressor, im calm and read books. but if some scummy chav throws summat at me or some keyboard warrior loser calls me a liar/prick then i'll happily back the cause. Prison dont fuss me mate, been there done that. not sentencing on 31st though so i'll be there. three witnesses got to be called though so scheduled for 'all day trial'. thems the details, i'll respond in pm if shm's serious. I'd ask you too but doubt the dole'd cover the train fayre you dirty fucking drunken bastard. That is all.

NSFW:

 

[Mailmonkey]

Be sensible to step out of the courtroom and start on a couple of folk.

 

[swedger77]

^ BHM you seem sound.

 

[swedger77]

but retarded and overly aggressive.

 

[Marmalade]

Let's not get started on this again 8)

Fair point mugz, apologies for interrupting the cock jostling and threats of violence. Totally inconsiderate of me

 

[badandwicked]

Just catching up on the weird direction this threads gone in.

I think its good to be overly aggressive and have anger issues in real life...

if you like the inside of the magistrates court.

You are clearly winning BHM, nice one 8)