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Marmalade

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I'm mainly be gonna be using this thread for posting political news that pisses me off.

You use it fer whatchoo want to.

Cameron, you're a slippery pussy. I fucking hate you.


Conservative party deletes archive of speeches from internet
Decade's worth of records is erased, including PM's speech praising internet for making more information available

The Conservatives have removed a decade of speeches from their website and from the main internet library – including one in which David Cameron claimed that being able to search the web would democratise politics by making "more information available to more people".

The party has removed the archive from its public website, erasing records of speeches and press releases from 2000 until May 2010. The effect will be to remove any speeches and articles during the Tories' modernisation period, including its commitment to spend the same as a Labour government.

The Labour MP Sheila Gilmore accused the party of a cynical stunt, adding: "It will take more than David Cameron pressing delete to make people forget about his broken promises and failure to stand up for anyone beyond a privileged few."

In a remarkable step the party has also blocked access to the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine, a US-based library that captures webpages for future generations, using a software robot that directs search engines not to access the pages.

The Tory plan to conceal the shifting strands of policy by previous leaders may not work. The British Library points out it has been archiving the party's website since 2004. Under a change in the copyright law, the library also downloaded 4.8m domains earlier this year – in effect, anything on the web with a .co.uk address – and says although the Conservative pages use a .com suffix they will be added to the store "as it is firmly within scope of the material we have a duty to archive". But the British Library archive will only be accessible from terminals in its building, raising questions over the Tory commitment to transparency.

Computer Weekly, which broke the story, pointed out that among the speeches removed were several where senior party members promised, if elected, to use the internet to make politicians accountable.

"You have begun the process of democratising the world's information," Cameron told the Google Zeitgeist Europe conference in 2006. "By making more information available to more people, you are giving them more power." That speech has been removed from the Tory party website and the archive. But users can find it on the Guardian website.

"It's clear to me that political leaders will have to learn to let go," Cameron told Google a year later, in another removed speech. "Let go of the information that we have guarded so jealously."

"We need to harness the internet to help us become more accountable, more transparent and more accessible – and so bridge the gap between government and governed," said George Osborne in 2007, in a third removed speech.

Computer Weekly's Mark Ballard, who broke the story, told the Guardian that it "shows how fragile the historic record is on the internet".

A Conservative spokesman said the changes to the website would improve the experience for visitors. "We're making sure our website keeps the Conservative party at the forefront of political campaigning," he said. "These changes allow people to quickly and easily access the most important information we provide – how we are clearing up Labour's economic mess, taking the difficult decisions and standing up for hardworking people."

The Wayback Archive was used by the Guardian last year when it began to investigate the software company set up by the Tory party chair Grant Shapps, who used the name Michael Green in the business. Traces of his family firm, which marketed software that the police said if sold could constitute the offence of fraud, disappeared from the archive a few weeks after the newspaper printed stories about Shapps. A slew of websites disappeared, leaving no trace of Michael Green's offer to make $20,000 (£12,500) in 20 days "or your money back" or details of phone lines offering expert internet marketing advice for $297 an hour.

Using a file named "robots.txt", website owners can tell computers that automatically scan the internet (called "crawlers") which parts of their sites to access. At the same time as the speeches were removed from the Tory party site, the Conservatives' robots.txt file was updated to prevent crawlers visiting the pages the speeches had been stored on.

The Internet Archive, which maintains the world's largest archive of old and defunct webpages, deletes its records of any site blocked by robots.txt.

Google's copy of some of the removed pages is still available, allowing readers to verify that where the website once displayed, for example, Cameron's speech on the "big society" in March 2010, it now just shows a 404 "page not found" error.


[same story from The Independent, but with better laid out specifics
Tories ‘deleted past broken promises from party website’
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WTF. That article could have been written by The Onion the ideas are so fucking ludicrous.

the IPNA replacement will target conduct “capable of causing nuisance or annoyance to any person.”

LOL, that's everyone then in reality.

The Anti-Social Behavior, Crime and Policing Bill will grant powers to police, local authorities, and even private security firms to restrict any activity deemed to have a “detrimental effect on the quality of life of those in the locality.”

Awesome.
The bill purports to “streamline” the governmental “toolkit” against disorderly conduct, by replacing nineteen of the powers with six new ones, such as enabling the arrest of intentional and persistent beggars and the “police dispersal power to direct people away from an area in order to prevent anti-social behavior.”
 
Lost election > lets moan about GDP
GDP on the rise > let's moan about jobs
Jobs on the rise > let's moan about education
Education results skyrocketing > moan about the most tedious news story of the day

Boo hoo. Labour fucked it. They trashed the economy, invaded civil liberties and started an illegal war. The Conservatives are fixing their mess, your mess, bringing about social upheaval whereby those with an appetite to work, can get on. Roll on 2015 and the next Blue election win. Roll on more privatisation of failing state institutions.

If you don't like it you're probably unemployed or an immigrant. Or worse, both.
 
RLP said:
I was born in 1986 in St Mary's Hospital in
Paddington. My mum had not long finished
her PhD, my dad was working as an
investment banker. I was unplanned and
remain an only child.
My mum wanted to go to work and did so,
my dad's decent salary paying for a nanny.
My mum would eventually go on to
become dean of medicine at a top UK
university (don't want to say which one to
retain some sort of anonymity) and my
dad became created a financial business
(again, won't say which one).
I grew up in Beaconsfield in Bucks, decent
childhood, had most things I wanted. Went
to a good school, got a 3.9GPA from
Berkeley in the US after deciding to study
abroad. Roughly translates to first/2:1
borderline.
Moved back to the UK to work in my dads
company. My dad bought me a little three
bed house in Reading but I've since moved
to a big flat in Shoreditch to be in the
thick of things in London. I still have the
Reading house and alongside a couple of
others I've bought in the five years since
working here on BTL.
As most of you know my girlfriend left me
earlier in the year, which was a bit of a
shock to the system. We had been together
since not longer after I returned from
Berkeley.
My plans for the immediate future are to
continuing having sex with the dom and
build my property portfolio. I imagine my
dad will retire soon enough which means
I'll take over the running of the company.
One day, probably a bit further in the
future, I would like to travel round South
America. I don't feel I've travelled enough.
Like Knock I love BL but most of all EADD.
It's refreshing after a hard day at work to
come on here and liaise with people more
unfortunate than myself. It reminds me
never to rest on my laurels and live life to
the full. Thank you EADD. Xx
Sounds like you have a had a real hard life there, could be leader of the Tory party with that upbringing.
 
Lost election > lets moan about GDP
GDP on the rise > let's moan about jobs
Jobs on the rise > let's moan about education
Education results skyrocketing > moan about the most tedious news story of the day

Boo hoo. Labour fucked it. They trashed the economy, invaded civil liberties and started an illegal war. The Conservatives are fixing their mess, your mess, bringing about social upheaval whereby those with an appetite to work, can get on. Roll on 2015 and the next Blue election win. Roll on more privatisation of failing state institutions.

If you don't like it you're probably unemployed or an immigrant. Or worse, both.
I'd get on my bike if I could afford one.

Least Tebbitt had some constructive advice to offer me :(
 
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What about people with an appetite to work but can't get a job.
About 2.5million unemployed but only 0.5million jobs. You can't blame the unemployed for unemployment.
 
Cameron, you're a slippery pussy. I fucking hate you.

I've not read anything else in this thread but this sentence stopped me in my tracks so abruptly I had to reply. Worst. Simile (or metaphor or comparison or whatever). Ever.

:|

Such a shame certain words have double meanings. I'd call Cameron a slimy cunt but would run into similar issues :!

For future reference:

Cameron, you're a limp dick. I fucking hate you.

Fix'd ;)
 
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I've not read anything else in this thread but this sentence stopped me in my tracks so abruptly I had to reply. Worst. Simile (or metaphor or comparison or whatever). Ever.

:|

Such a shame certain words have double meanings. I'd call Cameron a slimy cunt but would run into similar issues :!

For future reference


Fix'd ;)
I concur about the slippery, but I'll defend pussy, since it's pretty colloquial with being a wuss, or weak willed.

welcome back you, anyway, good to see you posting <3
 
... I'll defend pussy

Who wouldn't? :D

Against Cameron anyway...

*shudders at mental image*

Point taken but I still tend to stick to cock-based insults generally cos pussy is great in any form it takes <3

(and thanks - you knows me and me comings and goings. nice to be back as ever. not so nice to come back to hear certain news but seems to be a constant of late :|)

In politicking news, I thought I'd kept up with stuff recently - even been watching news and Newsnight and Have I Got News for You and stuffs - yet still I have no real idea what any of this thread is about. I am very much not in the loop... but seems I have no reason to be cos nothing ever changes anyway :\
 
and I've got a well documented bad case of penis envy, so I can see your point, just from the opposing side ;p


I think we can strike an agreement with 'bellend' tho .. we've both admitted to liking that one before
 
Bellend it is then =D

(and for the record, i understand penis envy cos cocks are pretty kewl (when they work at the right time anyway :!) but balls are and absolute arseache so swings and roundabouts really... on t'other hand, i have chronic fanny-envy but kinda suspect that they come with problems of their own. greener grass is always over there :!)
 
WTF. That article could have been written by The Onion the ideas are so fucking ludicrous.

I know, the part about " the IPNA replacement will target conduct “capable of causing nuisance or annoyance to any person.” did make me laugh but it's the wide power this could include is making me a bit worried.
 
This has made me quite mad tbh.

Midlands school BANS children from using 'damaging' Black Country dialect

Staff at the West Midlands primary have drawn up list offending phrases
They include 'I cor do that' instead of 'I can't do that' and 'Ay?'
Parents and local residents have branded the move as 'snobbish'
But the school says it wants it children to have'the best start possible'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ren-using-damaging-Black-Country-dialect.html
 
Police caught trying to recruit informers to spy on students

With video.

Smith wanted the activist to name students who were going on protests, list the vehicles they travelled in to demonstrations, and identify leaders of protests. He also asked the activist to search Facebook for the latest information about protests that were being planned.

The other proposed targets of the surveillance include UK Uncut, the campaign against tax avoidance and government cuts, Unite Against Fascism and environmentalists. The Cambridgeshire police initially insisted that there were implications for "national security" but later dropped this argument when challenged.

At another point, the activist asked whether a group known as Cambridge Defend Education, which has protested against tuition fees and education cuts, would be of interest. Smith replied: "That's the sort of thing that we would be looking for. Again, basic sort of stuff. It's all the internet. When they have meetings and they are discussing what they are going to do, that's when we'll say: 'Will you go along?'"

Cambridge Defend Education describes itself as being "mostly students and academics from Cambridge University".

The disclosures follow prolonged criticism of the police over their secret deployment of long-term undercover officers in political groups since 1968. Police chiefs have been accused of unjustifiably infiltrating and disrupting political groups that use non-violent methods to promote their aims.

Another technique for gathering intelligence on campaigners has been to convince activists to become paid informants and pass on details of future protests and prominent campaigners. The number of informants in political groups, according to police sources, runs into the hundreds.

1984 much?
 
Should get jobs and be productive members of society then rather than set up tent cities in town squares and go on pointless marches which piss off commuters who have input to GDP. No one is spying on me. Go figure.
 
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