Police seize killer new drug

Thanks. I was getting it mixed up with the "DMT is released at the moment of death" meme.
 
Police seize killer new substance

POLICE have made what is believed to be the first seizure of a potentially fatal substance known as WATER.

POLICE have made what is believed to be the first seizure of a potentially fatal drug known as ALCOHOL.

POLICE have made what is believed to be the first seizure of a potentially fatal drug known as ASPIRIN.
 
As DMT raids pile up, scientists theorize it could be especially deadly when large amounts are placed in a pillow cases and used to repeatedly smash people in the head. "When used in this manner, DMT might be one of the most dangerous drugs yet," according to Dr. Doak. "Also, anything that induces a near-death experience, by nature, is probably extremely deadly," Doak also said, "You can tell this scientifically by the words 'near-death'".

The long-term effects of DMT are impossible to know at this point -- that's how new it is. Users have reportedly become obsessed with raping zoo animals and critical thinking about philosophical and spiritual issues. "It's not normal to smoke DMT, and anything that isn't normal is very, very bad," says a judge who recently presided over a DMT case. "Were hoping to nip this one in the bud. It may entail nation-wide labotomization of the human pineal gland [the suspected source of the drug], but clearly no option can be left off the table to stop the influx of drugs to our children." Critics of this action plan, including several dumb hippies, believe that such actions may remove the souls from people, and render them unable to experience death.

The judge, who wished to remain anonymous due to the threat of increasingly violent DMT cartels, felt that the dangers of DMT to society were on par with Iraqi WMDs. "It [the danger] warrants immediate preeminent escalation of the War on Drugs."
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Based on the title, I'd of never thought this thread would be about DMT...
 
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^^ not in a million years

DON'T PEOPLE RESEARCH ANYTHING BEFORE THEY PRINT IT??

Deadly????!!! lol only 300 years?!?!?! WTF?!

*siiiiiigggggghhhhh*...i hate people
 
How the fuck can they get away with printing such bullshit articles? Fucking hell i was expecting some weird drug that is somewhat like PMA or something when i clicked the link then i find out they are talking about DMT?

It's neither new (very far from it) or deadly (same as what i said before) so the article is just a pile of shit.
 
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