Look, I've just voted in a poll about trophies but I'm too technologically stupid to find it. But that's not the reason I'm begging you to let me keep my most recently received trophy. My my um bought me a 60 th birthday card over a decade ago and arranged something special to mark the occasion. But today instead of being 73 years old I find out, no I didn't realise, someone actually worked it out. I'm 7 bloody . I just went along with my mum and wheny birthday came round the next year I was obviously 61, right? Dead wrong. I was only 59. Today someone said that I can't be 73 as I was born in 1954 and they were born in 1952 and they were 73. My own mother. She passed away 5 years ago and it broke me inside. But I'm telling you, nature or nurture I'm not sure but my own sweet mother was as dumb as a box of rocks, so I'd say my inability to even know how old I am is genetic. Do please don't take a trophy back from a poor stupid old woman who takes after her mother. In all seriousness it's bad enough when people as my 73 year old friend if I'm his mum. That's how my various health issue have aged me. Surely that's punishment enough. My own bloody mother told me I was 60 and I was only 5 fuckin' 8. I didn't even question it. I still love and miss you so much but I wish you were here right now so I can ask you where you got you mathematical skills from. Cos it certainly wasn't Einstein. Thanks. Can I still keep my recent trophy.
