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places your barred from... and why funnier the better!

TheSpade said:
That's fucking awful! You actually stubbed your smoke out on someone's skin or what?
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Yes.

It was about six or seven years ago, I was a very lost, very coked-up and very different person. The guy was a dick, but that doesn't excuse it.
 
SamhainGrim said:
Yes.

It was about six or seven years ago, I was a very lost, very coked-up and very different person. The guy was a dick, but that doesn't excuse it.
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The cops did this to a friend of mine back in 2001 at the G8 riot in Genova after they arrested him for doing nothing. He still has a scar.
 
I got barred from the petrol station opposite my halls at uni for rugby tackling my mate into the shelf that had all the canned food on it, everything went flying all over the place. When I got asked to leave I kicked over the little bucket of sand that all petrol stations have. I'm not really sure why, probably because i'm just so downright unpredictable and wacky.

Got barred from a club for punching my mate in the bollocks as he had been pissing me off for days on end, the bouncers were friendly enough to let me down my drinks before I left.

Barred from a burger van for stealing bacon while they were turned round.
 
I got chucked out of big club/venue at KGX in London for dosing someone up with a key bump of 2C-E in the smoking area, got 1.5g of the stuff nicked off me by the bouncers and ejected out teh back door...while tripping on 2C-B and 2C-E - not a particularly fun evening.

Arrested at the door and barred for a while from my local shit club when I had just finished rolling a zoot (after dancing around the dive the night before, puffing on a fat one), after going through one of those fingerprint scanner things.

Barred from my local wetherspoons for about 2 years for dealing across the bar.

Barred from this pub, the S***, just down the road, because I was high on 4-AcO-DMT(45-50mg), naked and tried to go in and order a pint. Fucking got accosted at the door and 2 years later I am still barred, although I was let in there a few times when the managers missus was there, as she likes me.
 
B1tO'RoughJack said:
I got chucked out of big club/venue at KGX in London for dosing someone up with a key bump of 2C-E in the smoking area, got 1.5g of the stuff nicked off me by the bouncers and ejected out teh back door...while tripping on 2C-B and 2C-E - not a particularly fun evening.
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No offense mate, but what the fuck where you doing at a venue with 1.5 grams of 2C-E? That's quite a lot to be bringing around clubs. That's like 100 moderate insufflated doses.
 
I got barred from the 24 hour garage that used to be near my house. Only at night though when this mad wee guy we used to terrorise was working.

It was standard to either go up there after the pub for scran, or at 5am for skins & fags when full of ecto & annoy the guy. You got served through a window at night, so my mate got him to get something from the back of the shop, reached in & bumped a whole tray of clippers. I reached in & grabbed the mic for the tannoy & started doing karaoke over the loudspeakers lol.

Then we bumped whatever wasn't nailed down that was outside the place, a sign advertising ice lollies was one of the things lol. All the while taunting the guy working there because he couldn't come out to stop us & it was pub kick out time so the cops were too busy dealing with folk a bit further down the road trying to kill each other. Also climbed up a fence next to it with a big massive banner/flag on it advertising caravans for sale, ripped it down using a lighter to cut the ties, rolled it up & marched all the way back to my mates house (took 3 of us to carry the thing!). We were so proud. His dad fucking flipped it in the morning though haha.

We were lovely children.
 
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I technically have a lifetime ban from all HMV stores for shoplifting as a teenager.

Not a ban but I got refused entry to a football match on boxing day once for being drunk. You have to be very drunk to be refused entry to a football match. It wasn't even the family area or anything either.
 
Got barred from the cheesiest shithole in Dublin. Chazzed up, poisoned drunk, myself and my mate were chucking ice cubes, acting the prick while we were waiting when this monster behind the bar took an instant dislike to us(for some reason lol). Finally Pizzaface snapped and she stormed over with threats of being fucked out if we didn't behave. Oh no! I just instinctively grabbed the Redbull gun in front of her and sprayed it all over her face while my mate was just pointing pissing himself laughing. Was possibly the best 4 seconds of the weekend just to see the look on her face before the bouncer mistook my head for a battering ram.
 
suburu said:
before the bouncer mistook my head for a battering ram.
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That happened to a friend of mine, the bouncer grabbed him by the collar and said 'you're going on a rollercoaster ride mate' then proceeded to take him through every set of double fire doors in the club including finally the exit head first. His face was all sorts of pretty colours the next day.
 
Got banned from this club for pissing in the sink.

Been chucked out of a few places for being too drunk and violent, but never banned, because I've got in at a later date with no problems.
 
never been banned from anywhere thankfully.

i am no angel, but i am pretty low key.
 
GodSpeedK said:
Got banned from this club for pissing in the sink.

Been chucked out of a few places for being too drunk and violent, but never banned, because I've got in at a later date with no problems.
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I shat in the sink in my parent's garage. I never got banned.
 
been laughing all the way through this thread! =D

Never been barred but was very very close when my friend did.
In Tescos near night-shift time (when people arent constantly stacking shelves but there aren't many customers either) running about with trolleys, pretending to be shopping on a booze-filled rampage. Anyway, we passed the womenswear section and I saw the fluffiest socks ever. Got my mate to put them on and drift with the trolley down the entire cheese and milk aisle. He made the entire length but must have went over a slightly less slippy part and managed to topple his half-filled trolley of junk on top of himself, trapped. Of course we pegged it pissing ourselves and he was chucked out about an hour later after he'd put everything back.
 
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