This is probably a repost, but I am going to do it anyway. The deliberate butchering of the English Language is a pet peeve of mine, and one that I just do not comprehend in the slightest.
When I see "I has ..." in a situation where I KNOW the person realizes the correct phrase is "I have," I just scratch my head in bewilderment.
I have a hard time seeing things from other people's point of view, but I am willing to try. Can someone help me out on this one? Why it is becoming cool and popular to say "I has," or worse, "I can has?" Why do people write "Hai?" Are we really this bored that we need to alter the spelling of a two letter greeting as some sort of lame attempt at creativity? Is it just cool to be "different?" Should I be prepared for spelling to be completely disregarded in the near future, as everyone decides to just spell words however they please, with no rhyme or reason?
Perhaps someone can help me see the other point of view by filling in the blank in this statement: "I choose to write 'I has ...' because __________________"
I has some benzos. Would you like to share them with me?
Again, I am on your side, so I do not want to "sigh," but instead actually hear an answer from someone in the "in crowd."
I think I looked into possibilities a few pages back. But I lately, I've found myself believing that it all stems down to this:
"I can has cheezburger" was the original statement. It was fitted with a weird-looking cat.
Then the whole 'lol cats' thing took off.
Most of the pictures were cute cats intentionally butchering the language.
So two things happen...
First, a bunch of people subscribe to the belief that talking like the lol cats will make others "see them" as cuter than in the standard case. It adds emotions to people's lives, because when
X BLer says "I has ______", then we all instantly think about the lol cats and feel all warm and fuzzy, and hopefully in turn either liken
X to the cuteness of a cat directly, or thank
X for generating the cute images for us.
That was the complicated explaination. The simple explaination is that just like a girl can say "meow" and men will like it, if someone says "I can has ____" or "I has _____" it should be cute, because cats do it and cats are cute.
Second, everyone jumps on the bandwagon, because it's now the cool thing to do.