So glad I'm no longer in retail!
QFMFT. Amen brother. Glad I got rid of my stocks when I did too. I was there when it split, and by the time I sold I still lost 50% compared to when I first bought them, even with the 'discounted Partner price'.
So glad I'm no longer in retail!
Again, another possible repitition, but when people in retail don't understand "that's all."
Drive-Thru Worker: "Welcome to McDonalnds. How are you? What can we get for you?"
Redleader: "I'm hungry. Two large fries. And that's all."
Drive-Thru Worker: "Anything to drink sir?"
Redleader: "Okay, I'm going to drive across the street and get Wendy's, on the hopes that they understand that 'that's all' means 'that's all' to them. If not, I'll go hungry for the night, just on principle."
Wendy's Employee: "Welcome to Wendy's. How are you? What can we get for you?"
Redleader: "Hmm, the number 3 combo, medium and with a coke. And that's all."
Wendy's Employee: "Would you like to upgrade to a large for .20 cents?"
Redleader: "I read the menu before placing my order, so if I wanted a large, I would have ordered a large."
Wendy's Employee: "Anything to drink sir?"
Redleader: "Would you like to upgrade to a better headset? So maybe you can more clearly hear me say "and that's all"?"
Haha I know. You have to check this out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SsFXQ0kmLs
But yeah I did used to work at Hungry Jacks and we had to upsell though I didn't usually.
I'm totally with the poster than was pissed about people who eat with their mouth open, that shit irrtates the fuck out of me. It's so dirty! I remember one girl at school, I think she used to think she was so hot that she could eat like a pig with her mouth open, food spraying everywhere, but it was 'cool' because she was hot, ugh it disgusted me.
Anyway, my pet peeves, as a bar tender, I hate it when three friends come to the bar and order separately. IE: Pretentious girl no.1. 'I'll have a vodka sunrise'. So I make that, then their friend will call my attention, and ask for another fucking vodka sunrise. Then the next friend - 'vodka sunrise', Like don't you think you could have just asked for three in the first place, I'm not so stupid that I can't handle three people paying separately, I mean please!
And what annoys me more than anything is these dumb fuckers waiting to get their 50c fucking change. You'll wait 5 mins at the bar to get 50c!?! Can you rich private school kids not spare that for a tip?!
Whenever a telemarketer calls up I ask which company that they work for.
If it's not a well known name I say to them "Oh sorry I believe I already own that company" and hang up. Hahaha.
I get some smartass telemarketers though. I once said "urgh" and hung up, THEY CALLED ME BACK! and did a high pitched squeal into the phone before hanging up. :D
My annoyance for the day is when I try to call up my mobile phones customer service.
It is based in India and I HAVE NO FUCKIN IDEA WHAT THEY ARE SAYING.
WHY THE fuuuuuuuuuck do you put people who barely speak (coherent!) english in customer service?!
Oh my god everytime I'm on the phone for about 5 minutes asking them to repeat the same thing about 10 times before I can understand it
ARGH!
^^ I just think it's funny when they call up and in a heavy Indian accent say something like 'G'day mate! My name is Darren!' (or some other typical Aussie name) trying to sound Australian!
Red-- They are required to 'upsell', it is not optional. So chances are they know exactly what you mean, and either are on autopilot, are new and trying to develop an autopilot, or have their boss breathing down their neck. The wage slaves don't get to decide what they say to the customers; at least not if they want to keep their job.
Having worked at Starbucks when I was in school, I had to try to upsell every single customer. It's miserable, degrading, and pointless, but so is working in those places. You get treated by your boss, the company as a whole, and the customers as little more than a vending machine. A little patience and tact goes a long way. If you don't like being upsold to, don't eat out.
One of my most proudest moments was when I was living in Australia, I drunkenly called The Mint and nearly won a game (it was one of the counting games, I ended up being 1 number off). But they flipped out on my American accent. I got about a minute of fame.
^^ I just think it's funny when they call up and in a heavy Indian accent say something like 'G'day mate! My name is Darren!' (or some other typical Aussie name) trying to sound Australian!
I remember this from working as a barista... we had to suggest a specific food item, "anything else?" was not sufficient and got you written up. I hated that fucking job and did not last long.
I really hate when guys hit on me while I'm pumping gas, especially ones who decide to go right across from me to pump gas. I can't leave beause I just paid for that gas and so I need to get it in my fucking car, but I also really don't want to get hit on by creepy ass fuckers, and on several occasions guys see to have taken me not leaving, even if I'm completely ignoring them, as a sign that they're getting somewhere...
for example, a story from this evening (excuse my badly written slang): while pumping gas wearing a sweater, jeans, and sandals, i was approached by a guy:
guy: sexy
guy: i said SEXY
guy: ignoring me huh?
guy: well you ain't walking away so obviously you like SUMTHUN
guy: you look sexy in them jeans
guy: you hear me?
guy: why you just standing there?
guy: you comitted?
me: yes, very comitted
guy: well you don't LOOK comitted
me: you can see my left ring finger from over there?
guy: i don't give about yo finger you don't look like a bitch with a boyfriend standing there in them jeans!
no motherfucker I'm a broke ass bitch who is too cheap not to get the last $.75 of gas I paid for....
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LOL I hear you China Rider. My stepmother is like that, and thats a huge reason why i rarely go to visit her anymore (i know that sounds mean)... but I cant pop in for like an hour and then leave, she tries to get me to stay all day or make plans for later in the week when I just don't want to. Shes quite overbearing. I almost feel bad for people like that, its like they have no friends or something and just need you to be with them even when you clearly don't want to.