People that just sit in their fucking lane when I have my turn signal on. Obviously I'm trying to be nice and not cut in front of you, but MOVE if you don't want me to because if you're just going to go the same speed as me I will gladly cut in front of you, and don't fucking honk at me afterwards because I gave you a chance.
Likewise, people that are three cars behind me and keep whizzing forward when my turn signal is on so as not to let me switch lanes-- and when I just force my way in there honk at me. Get over it, have some human decency and let someone move over in their lane so they don't miss their fucking turn or exit, it will not kill you to have to wait 2 seconds longer to get where you're going.
People that decide to let everyone and their mother into their lane and therefore force everyone behind them to stop and wait. Yes, let people into your lane, but don't be ridiculous about it. Let someone in and move forward, you've done your good deed. Don't let nine people in while the rest of us have to wait.
People that are going so slow in a lane on the freeway they are in their own world. EVERYONE is flying by them and cutting in front of them and they are just going like 40 mph, I want to stop these people and ask them what their reasoning for this is.
Stupid ass people who do not understand the use of the turn signal. It's built into your car for a reason, USE IT. Do not expect people to slow down or let you in a lane if you do not use your turn signal, I am not a mind reader. And especially, do not try and cut in front of me without using your turn signal. Do not try and turn into a lane where there is barely enough room for your car without using your turn signal. Generally, unless you are the only motherfucker on the road at 4 AM-- and I would STILL use my turn signal-- there is absolutely no excuse to not use your turn signal, and if you try and cut in front of me without doing so I WILL honk at you for 30 seconds because you just gave me a heart attack because I was NOT expecting to have to slam on my brakes as to avoid hitting your damn car.
Guys who hit on me at traffic lights by rolling down their windows and motioning for me to roll down mine, stare at me through their windows with creepy smiles, and roll down their windows and begin yelling things out at me. This is creepy and gross, and makes me extremely uncomfortable because I am stuck there until the light turns green.
Guys who hit on me at the gym-- while I am on a machine or doing an exercise. Don't hit on me while I'm trying to do the elipitcal or on the treadmill. Don't hit on me while I'm doing stretches and don't hit on me while I'm doing push ups. I am busy. Go away.
Guys who hit on me from their cars. What is the point of yelling "nice legs!" or some other catcall at me? Do you really think that's going to get you anywhere?
My neighbors that hit on me while they're drunk when I am trying to walk back to my apartment-- I want to get back inside, not have you walk me up the stairs and talk to me for ten minutes obviously fucking wasted.
Lastly, my neighbors that scream. And I mean SCREAM. At night I hear these blood-curdling screams, not words being yelled at someone but screams like from a horror movie. Me and my roommate went over there when I first moved in and commented on it-- we thought there was child abuse going on or something-- but they are just a bunch of boys in their mid-twenties, who, apparently, like to scream.

this thread really is therapeutic....