Assphace
Bluelighter
- Joined
- May 3, 2010
- Messages
- 2,817
Cashiers at grocery stores who try to flirt by asking me if it's really my id. Yeah bitch, I waited 21 years to buy this beer, stfu and lemme get it
Stoners who try to "convert" me to weed when I say I don't smoke
Restrooms without paper towels and only have the blower things
The way my headphones cord catches on everything and nothing and rips the buds out my ears
People who insist on trying to have conversations with me while I have headphones in
People who see me struggling with my hands full and still let the door slam in my face
People who try to get me to talk about something I very clearly said I don't wanna talk about
People in general, really
Stoners who try to "convert" me to weed when I say I don't smoke
Restrooms without paper towels and only have the blower things
The way my headphones cord catches on everything and nothing and rips the buds out my ears
People who insist on trying to have conversations with me while I have headphones in
People who see me struggling with my hands full and still let the door slam in my face
People who try to get me to talk about something I very clearly said I don't wanna talk about
People in general, really