• LAVA Moderator: streaM Freak

Pet Peeves v. u mad?

^ Welcome to "real life", imo. Haha.

Yup its an epidemic on facebook too.I can't the number of times I've resisted the urge to correct spelling or proper use of a word on facebook.On the occasional time I have,I'm usually told to fuck off....you can't fix stupid it appears....

Oh and people who update their facebook status with "eating dinner" or "just had a nice shower" or "going to bed' or a picture of their dinner (unless it something extraordinary).We just don't care!!
 
Wow, there's a lot of people who just like to nag about trivial spellings of things. That's annoying to me, but it would make sense that they congregate in a pet peeves thread. Grammar and syntax correction, in lieu of having a good point, is quite annoying.
 
I absolutely hate this as well. It really takes willpower for me to not correct people every time I see someone write 'loose' in the wrong context on the internet.

I also hate it when people say 'wreckless' instead of 'reckless'.

ALSO - when people say should OF instead of should've.

I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.
 
I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

You, good sir, have won the internet; pacifically Bluelight. <3
 
I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

LOL. I had to double take on this.
 
Useless Government

Fuck the government and its usless incompitant employees! I wish there was some way of putting you through the shit we have to go through just to do wot you tell us too! after having to take a day of work to come in for a meeting, spending 2 hours on fucking hold (and paying for the call because of corse, 0800 aint free on mobiles), being shouted at by a very shitty irish lady, which i recorded, a very nice woman has sorted it all out after being told by everyone else it cant be done. It took 15 minutes! i rekon everyone else just COULDN'T be fucking askd.
SO FUCK YOU VERY MUCH government and thankyou to those few employees who give a shit! You keep this country running!!!!:X

Im sorry for the launguage fellow BL's but the english government and its schemes aimed at helping people really are crap! No wonder people break the law!
:X
Time to chill the fuck out! wheres the tramadol!8(
 
Fuck the government and its usless incompitant employees! I wish there was some way of putting you through the shit we have to go through just to do wot you tell us too! after having to take a day of work to come in for a meeting, spending 2 hours on fucking hold (and paying for the call because of corse, 0800 aint free on mobiles), being shouted at by a very shitty irish lady, which i recorded, a very nice woman has sorted it all out after being told by everyone else it cant be done. It took 15 minutes! i rekon everyone else just COULDN'T be fucking askd.
SO FUCK YOU VERY MUCH government and thankyou to those few employees who give a shit! You keep this country running!!!!:X

Im sorry for the launguage fellow BL's but the english government and its schemes aimed at helping people really are crap! No wonder people break the law!
:X
Time to chill the fuck out! wheres the tramadol!8(

I can tell you some other ways to be incompetent. I'm glad it worked out.
 
Drinking on the seam of a paper/cardboard cup. It never fails that that is where the worker puts the lid opening on the rare occasion I buy coffee outside the house, and it never fails that that is how I pick up the paper/cardboard cup I re-use at home for brushing my teeth. 8)
 
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