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Pet Peeves v. 5.0

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I may do that. It's been a few years. But my peeve with English doesn't resemble Big Brother's problem with Oldspeak. Ideally, English should be like Spanish, having a consistent PHONETIC stucture while maintaining all of its rich nuances of meaning. I don't wish to remove words; merely to spell them rationally.
 
i'm with felix. i love the crazy idiosyncrasies of english. why does 'lamb' have a 'b' at the end? i have no idea but i love that it does and i love that english is my first language :)

alasdair
 
i hate that people assume i don't know anything when it comes to cars. i am not a mechanic by any stretch, but i can do general maintenance to my car

i took my husband's car to a quick oil change place to get his oil changed yesterday. they were trying to convince me to pay what i demeaned an absurd amount of money to change his license plate bulb. i stated that i could do it myself. the technician also suggested they top off the antifreeze. i declined again, stating i could do it myself. the technician asked me if i even knew how to open the hood to the car 8)

another example, i recently had my car towed. the tow truck driver and repair shop were both amazed that i knew how to drive a manual car.
 
Wow, you should have slapped that guy, asking if you knew how to open the hood of a car. Talk about poor customer service.
 
i hate that people assume i don't know anything when it comes to cars. i am not a mechanic by any stretch, but i can do general maintenance to my car

i took my husband's car to a quick oil change place to get his oil changed yesterday. they were trying to convince me to pay what i demeaned an absurd amount of money to change his license plate bulb. i stated that i could do it myself. the technician also suggested they top off the antifreeze. i declined again, stating i could do it myself. the technician asked me if i even knew how to open the hood to the car 8)

another example, i recently had my car towed. the tow truck driver and repair shop were both amazed that i knew how to drive a manual car.

You should change your own oil. My dad taught me years ago and not only does it save you money, but it assures that you don't have to put up with that kind of shitty attitude every 3-5,000 miles. :)
 
^have you been outside recently? i know how to change my own oil but there is no way i am doing it in 20F weather. not to mention the fact that i do not have a garage or driveway.

the technician was trying to seem all macho and i think he was mad that he could not sell me anything else.
 
Hehehe... my bad. ;)

I didn't know you meant it was recently. BUT... I changed my oil JUST before Christmas. It was unbearably cold, but I did it. I could hardly feel my fingers.

Also... the fact that you don't have a garage or driveway does make things a bit trickier.
 
^its well worth my monies to remain warm and not get splashed with nasty slush every time a car goes by. my dad helped me put breaks on my car around thanksgiving, that was super cold!
 
the technician asked me if i even knew how to open the hood to the car 8)

Wow. I don't condone violence, but sometimes you understand why it happens. I know for a fact I'd be demanding to know who he thought he was fucking speaking to. What a dick :X
 
If "there/their" was the lone anomoly in an otherwise consistent and practical linguistic system, I would concede. But consider "duel/dual", "I/eye", "dear/deer", "brake/break", "male/mail", "rap/wrap", "or/ore/oar", "wood/would" (And wtf is the "l" doing in "would"?! Being extraneous and confusing, that's what!) There are dozens of the damn/dam things. Then there are the ones that go the other way, like "bass (fish)/bass (low tone)", and "wind (air current)/wind (to turn)". If a word is spelled the same way as another word, it should, logically, sound the same, every time, no exception. Words that are spelled differently should sound different, every time, no exceptions. All phonetic rules should be easy to follow and should apply to every word without exception. English is needlessly difficult. No defending it, really. It doesn't even sound melodic, like Italian. It's a laborious and cumbersome language with little redeeming value other than it's the one I know.

I cannot really disagree with anything in your post. Our language is nonsensical at times and our system of measurement is also illogical. I would vote for overhauling both.
 
You should change your own oil. My dad taught me years ago and not only does it save you money, but it assures that you don't have to put up with that kind of shitty attitude every 3-5,000 miles. :)

How much does this really save? My oil changes cost very little net of the actual oil. When factoring in the value of my time and effort, I am not sure I would gain by doing it myself. How long would it take for me to change my own oil? Draining and discarding the oil seems like it would be a nuisance.
 
i'm with felix. i love the crazy idiosyncrasies of english. why does 'lamb' have a 'b' at the end? i have no idea but i love that it does and i love that english is my first language :)

alasdair

i hate that people assume i don't know anything when it comes to cars. i am not a mechanic by any stretch, but i can do general maintenance to my car

i took my husband's car to a quick oil change place to get his oil changed yesterday. they were trying to convince me to pay what i demeaned an absurd amount of money to change his license plate bulb. i stated that i could do it myself. the technician also suggested they top off the antifreeze. i declined again, stating i could do it myself. the technician asked me if i even knew how to open the hood to the car 8)

another example, i recently had my car towed. the tow truck driver and repair shop were both amazed that i knew how to drive a manual car.

What's going on here? Did both of your shift keys simultaneously malfunction?

On a somewhat related note, I get peeved when I am the only one in the group who knows how to drive stick and I cannot or do not want to drive.
 
i hate that people assume i don't know anything when it comes to cars. i am not a mechanic by any stretch, but i can do general maintenance to my car

i took my husband's car to a quick oil change place to get his oil changed yesterday. they were trying to convince me to pay what i demeaned an absurd amount of money to change his license plate bulb. i stated that i could do it myself. the technician also suggested they top off the antifreeze. i declined again, stating i could do it myself. the technician asked me if i even knew how to open the hood to the car 8)

another example, i recently had my car towed. the tow truck driver and repair shop were both amazed that i knew how to drive a manual car.

sad to say but companies such as quickfit and mcconechies etc have targets and you are basically told not to repair anything it all has to be replaced with new, if you put your car in for a service they frequently will add in the antifreeze, change a bulb or wipers and add it to your bill and insist you pay before you leave. you can point blank refuse and insist they put the car back to how it came, but wastes more time. bastards do it alot here
 
How much does this really save? My oil changes cost very little net of the actual oil. When factoring in the value of my time and effort, I am not sure I would gain by doing it myself. How long would it take for me to change my own oil? Draining and discarding the oil seems like it would be a nuisance.

I once had it figured to save about 10ish dollars per change. I don't mind the time though, it's not hard work, not really much of an inconvenience, and the peace of mind in knowing that I did it and did it right is reassuring enough for me to justify not taking it in some place. Besides that... for me... it's something that I can do quickly, but it's a nice little moment of taking my mind off of my shitty day/week/month/whatever. :D
 
I figured I would make this a separate post from my previous one so it doesn't get lost in the shuffle...

Another PEEVE of mine... when I'm wearing a hoodie and people think they'll be funny and pull one of my fucking strings. I really LOVE readjusting it so that I can have it back to the way I like it... also... it's cool when they do that and slightly tear my hoodie where the string comes out. Fucking cool.
 
I HATE THAT. It kept happening often enough in high school that I eventually just started shoving the hoodie strings down inside. Not nearly as comfortable, but it's better than having it jerked down every fucking day.

My latest peeve? People who don't use their turn signal as they're cutting me off while flying down the interstate at 90 miles an hour.

Also, people that get in front of me, then IMMEDIATELY stomp on their brakes. I mean, really? Are you TRYING to get us all killed?
 
it chaps my ass when people use "It is what it is..." as a response in conversation. no shit, sherlock! i'd rather be answered with silence than hear such an over-used, retarded response.

same goes for people who answer "yes and no," constantly to questions that are clearly one or the other. make up your mind you douche bag!
 
it chaps my ass when people use "It is what it is..." as a response in conversation. no shit, sherlock! i'd rather be answered with silence than hear such an over-used, retarded response.

Ugh, me too. That response sends chills down my spine, its just the worst response that can be given to anything. :!
 
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