"Penis-pants"... an ode

[Xherrus]

Penis-pants

Said penis-pants, "how foul you smell,"
"Jumping-flaps on the hill."
"I used to come up here with you,"
"Till Gim was tragically killed."

Alas! There came a roar from far,
That startled her and him.
They'd never expect the like at all,
But it happened to be Gim.

"Fuck," said Gim, and loosed his fly,
"My shorts are full of ants,"
"Or maybe I'm just tingling,"
"Because of ol' penis-pants."

- END -

 

[Dekloren]

lol?

 

[Xherrus]

don't ask me

 

[RareForm]

weird, but i def. like weird.

 

[neverwas]

LOL!!

 

[cherub]

Cute and very clever piece

 

[dbighead2]

dont call his penis pants cute

thats an insult.

very weird, what was your inspiration for this piece?

 

[skywise]

haha

 

[Xherrus]

Thanks guys, I agree that it's a bit unusual. It was one of those night-time things.

 

[Xherrus]

bump

 

[Chicago66]

Bump!!!!!!!!

a guy i know named nick made a video of himself masturbating and when we found it and confronted him about it, he said it was a joke and that he was actually wearing penis pants.

obviously we never stopped teasing him about it.

i cant believe im seeing "penis pants" somewhere else.



craaaazy.

 

[colicolo]

nice tittle