Its kindof an embarassing topic, but I have developed this nasty drunken habit of peeing my pants (more specifically, usually the bed) when I drink. It deffinitly happens more when I drink excessively, but I've also had nights where I barely had a buzz and still woke up to a drenched bed. I'll get up in the middle of the night and go and do it in weird places of my house too, and be half asleep so I don`t remember doing it.. my boyfriend usually just tells me the morning after.It always seems to happen at innapropriate times (when we have people over, when I`m crashing at a friends house, TWICE at his parents house..) its starting to get annoying waking up at 6 am, rolling over and having to tell him "babe.. we have to move into the guest room again.."so I guess I'm wondering if anybody else experiences this, and what they did to cope with it?
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peeing your pants drunk?!!
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weekend addiction
Bluelighter
Yep it happens alright. I think maybe 4 or 5 times I have done this but how can you really know? Usually after a night of drinking you smell like utter shit and its hard to distinguish urine and tons of sweat and toxins oozing out your pores.
RecklessWOT
Bluelight Crew
I have never myself, but I've witnessed a couple of my friends piss themselves when they're a special level of blackout drunk, usually passed out. Basically we are a bunch of alcoholics so it's not like we don't have experience holding our liquor, it is past the point of any level of reasonable once dudes get drunk enough to pass out and piss. But I have never heard of someone just habitually pissing themself when drinking even with a buzz. I did have a friend wake up at night, get out of bed and walk to the corner where he pissed all over his girlfriend's shoes and climbed back into bed without remembering doing it. So I guess it is possible, and judging by some other people's responses I guess it happens more often than I realized.
Johnny blue
Bluelight Crew
It's definitely not unheard of OP. I have a couple buddies that sometimes have this problem. One sleepwalk/pisses and even did so in his then fiance's parents silver ware drawer.
Both people I know are dudes but, that's probably because I'm a dude and I'd imagine that girls would be less likely to admit something like that to me. Anyways might sound weird but, I know one dude got like a plastic/rubber sheet thing to protect his mattress because it happened so frequently.
Before anyone says anything stupid I just want to remind people to be mature about this topic. Consider this a warning.
brutus
Bluelight Crew
I sleepwalk and piss to be honest. Hardly ever happens and it's completely random regarding how much I've had to drink.It happened to me once I was using heroin too but just enough to stay well but I drank myself into a blackout and when I woke up I was puzzled as to how I spilled water all over myself and the bed. I finally figured it out after a few minutes.
weekend addiction
Bluelighter
Glad to see some honesty. For some reason everyone I meet in real life never has had this happen. Fucking liars.
Johnny blue
Bluelight Crew
Trust me when I say that wetting the bed when drunk is mild compared to the stuff people have admitted here.
95Land
Ex-Bluelighter
When I drank, I woke up in a drunken stupor and mistook our apartment closet for the bathroom on a handful of occasions. I never remembered. I'd just get told about it the next day.
I had a friend that would routinely drink himself stupid, pass out, and piss his pants. This was in high school so it was usually at a party. There was one time when a bunch of us woke to a entire room of people laughing at him and his stupid ex-girlfriend pointing at him, lying in his own piss and yelling, "You fucking did it again!" I don't know if I've ever felt that badly or embarrassed for anyone. Fucking kids.
So, yeah. People do it.
manboychef
Bluelighter
Yep. Got wasted and pissed the bed before. C'mon admit it. It happens in everyone's I can out drink anyone phase. One time a girl pissed my bed in college and we both thought it was the other till we realized we both may have peed a little(or at least that's how we copped to it) because hey, if it happens there is no mistaking it.
Op nothing to be ashamed of. Just shows you go hard, with little respite.
XThexXTank
Bluelighter
Yeah i aint gonna lie. For some wierd ass reason (an NO it dont happen all the time) whenever i get real fuckin wasted, an i mean real fuckin drunk like drinkin a fifth or whatever ill sometimes piss myself when sleeping that night. I think its gotta do with my brain bein so fucked up it lacks the ability to wake me up an give me that 'i gotta piss' feeling to wake up an go. It happens but not always.
I was told a story once about a guy who did this. I guess he got up in the middle of the night, opened his friends dresser drawer and pissed all over his clothes. They said it was hilarious. Ive been around people who have passed out but a little while later they get up and piss right in front of the couch/bed they were sleeping on. Also, the kitchen trash seems like a favorite pee spot for drunken sleepwalkers.
RecklessWOT
Bluelight Crew
Yep. I know people that have used closets, heard of a dishwasher (great spot imo), and the most expensive one was on a brand new macbook. I guess it looks like a toilet being white and with the cover open maybe the seat was even up in his mind lol.
XThexXTank
Bluelighter
Back when i graduated high school my whole class (an actuallly alotta seniors from the MD PA and DE areas go to ocean city for senior week. I went down there witha coupla friends an we stayed at a hotel but not the real fancy kind. It was a 3 story hotel an the stairs were outside ya know open at the end of each hallway to walk up an down between floors.
Well there was a pool outside an we lived on the second floor an so me an my buddies had a contest on who could stand at the railin of the steps an make it into the pool. So for prep i drank a whole bunch of fuckin beers an we took turns in the challenge. Needless to say i got fucked up an laughed at anyone who decided to go for a swim afterwards. Yeah buddy, they musta put a lil too much chlorine in there haha.ive never pissed my pants but i did pass out on the couch back at where i was staying and proceded to wake up, walk to the corner of the living room and piss on my girls macbook..i guess they asked me what i was doing and i told them "what the fuck does it look like?" and then i guess they told me i was pissing on the computer and i responded with " i dont give a ffuuuuccckkk: and i guess i shook off , put my dick away and layed back on the couch and passed back out..all i remember of that night is blowing a line of coke, and walking to the bar and ordering 2 car bombs and 2 shots of tequilla doing them with my friends little sister. i dont remeber walking home or stopping and getting pizza that i paid for an assume i ate but had no recolection..anyways..
i wake up the nect day and her boyfriend is awake and i wake up like "whats goin on yall? man i was fucked up last night" and he goes "yeah you kept saying that" and we both kinda laughed and i just sat there andwe mad esmall talk for about a minute and we both got quiet and about 30seconds goes by and he goes "so you really dont remember do you?" and i was like "oh shit what did i do? who did i hookj up with?" i thought ofrsure it was her little sister cause we where hanging out at the bar or this fat chick that grabbed my ass and freaked me out cause i had no idea who she was but she knew who i was, i remeber that clearly but dont remeber after a certain part so who knows?? \ (nothing against fat chicks but i used to be a fat dude and its just not my thing. i dont mind a little meat on the bones cause well i am from chicago and it does get cold for half the year)
but i love it when i take a girl out and shes not afriad to order say like a double bacon cheeseburger and eat more then half of it. its all good if she dont finish cause she wins just for attacking the second half of the burger, that would mean she had every intention of eating it all and not just eating half and saving the rest to feed her dog or cat or something and for having the want, to eat it all, thats what is hot in a girl. i hate when you go to a steak house and she orders the fish. " im sorry, do you like steak?" "yeah i love it" "oh alrite then, so how is the fish?" that shit just kinda pisses me off cause you dont really know if she just said that cause your chowing down on a delicious heffer at the same time you propose the question or if she really does like steak and just ordered the ffish cause it sounds good. its ok to get the fish everyonce in a while but if im going to a steakhouse and oaying 100bucks for our meal, m gonna order a fuckin great steak" fuck a $25 dollar plate of fish and vegtables, especially when they dry age their steaks inhouse and could have by yourself a $100 steak if you wanted. its the best when the steak you want isnt one that is already precut cause you want a 2in thick porter and so they will butcher that up for you right in front of you and everything.Last edited:IDK guys, its just gotten really bad, almost consistant. I thought it was because I was constantly getting plastered, so I cut back my drinking ALOT.. (went from a fifth a night to as little as a six pack) and its still happening.. its happened atleast 10 times in July.. I have a handful and a half stories about getting drunk n peeing in weird places (porches, balconies, closets, you name it) but I get that wonderful trait from my dad.. who told me all his drunken stories, and never once told me he pissed the bed.. its good to know I'm not alone, and my friends all know I do it, they call me tinkles sometimes, and my boyfriend has just learned to accept it, so its not effecting me overly negative socially, but like wtf.. anybody heard of anyway to prevent it?
