PepperSocks
Bluelight Crew
haha :D
I wish I had sadie chillin in my lap right now (sorry ollie shes a better lap dog).
Better alarm clock and face cleaner too

I think you could also make a great living playing guitar with your penis. Just sayin'...
Imagine that: if you could modulate your erectile strength an attach it to some sort of pipe organ....
But srsly, if I don't have the means to make some sort of sound, be it a guitar, a computer, a penis-ogan, or a multitude of pens, I'd lose my mind.
I lol'ed :D