Parrot arrested for aiding drug cartel

[Vader]

Telegraph, 17/9/10
Link (w/ video)

A parrot in Colombia has been arrested after it was seized during a police drugs raid...

...Authorities claim Lorenzo is one of nearly 1700 parrots seized by officials after being trained by drug traffickers to act as lookouts...

...Despite Lorenzo's attempts, Veloza's officers still managed to seize more than two-hundred weapons, a stolen motorcycle and a large quantity of marijuana...

 

[brandonerr]

lmao

 

[K-Dazed]

This is pretty funny.

 

[Dragynfyr]

This is great, clever bastards haha

 

[seep]

That dude's just saying "run or the cat'll get you". That's just some shit some kids taught it to say. The bird probably said it like 500 times every day.

 

[Cheechy]

awesome. this solidifies my argument on pirates vs ninja's, as my friend refused to believe parrots could be trained as lookouts.

 

[Social Suicide]

awesome. this solidifies my argument on pirates vs ninja's, as my friend refused to believe parrots could be trained as lookouts.

Dude that's the shit.

 

[Unbreakable]

Those birds are G

 

[debaser]

Will the parrot have a trial?

 

[Tenchi]

You just can't make this shit up, lol.

 

[Unbreakable]

But it is damn funny what this drug war has become...Parrots fucking Parrots.... Gangsta.... imagine what a fucking monkey can do ?

 

[b4rd]

haahahaha

 

[Jabberwocky]

polly wants a crackpipe

 

[orangescrewpen]

"one bag for 10, two for 17, three for 25...crackers.... squawk!"

 

[chocolope]

I can just imagine cops trying to handcuff a parrot... Pauly you're going to bird jail.

 

[ChemicalSmiles]

lol ^

 

[qwe]

I can just imagine cops trying to handcuff a parrot... Pauly you're going to bird jail.

his name is Lorenzo and i really hope he gets a plea bargain*, just because he's a bird that doesn't mean he doesn't deserve the same rights as the rest of us

*tbh i can see the pigs tricking him with crackers to confess. want a cracker? say "i plead guilty" say it! two crackers!