Thief1996
Greenlighter
I got caught with synthetic cannabis from my parents, my mum believed that I was holding it for someone else I guess because I've always portrayed myself as very sensible and do well at school, plus she would give me the benefit of the doubt probably. I said, "would you really think I would do that mum?" and acted offended if she showed any sign of thinking it was me. The best way to lie is to actually try and convince yourself the lie is true as well, always works for me! 
I said i do well at school, and do I ever walk around looking blazed or smell like smoke or anything? and then the whole, "I just wanted to fit in" bullshit, "it's hard being a teenager, I just wanted them to like me! A friends parents were suspicious of them so they asked me if I could help them out by holding it for a while" hahaha it makes me laugh, although I do feel kinda bad, but I mean what they don't know doesn't hurt them right? I reckon it was for the best and I think my mum would rather be blissfully unaware than believe her baby girl is doing drugs. I mean as long as I'm doing well and it's not interfering badly with my life and stuff. Or on the other hand you could come clean and tell her that it just helps you relax because you feel stressed often and give her the straight facts, stuff like "would you rather I be out getting drunk off my face and doing stupid irresponsible things out of my control and making a fool of myself?!, or chilling out, relaxing watching a movie or some shit." Plus there are all the benefits of the herb, endless things, you'd have no trouble finding them on the internet. Good luck!!
I said i do well at school, and do I ever walk around looking blazed or smell like smoke or anything? and then the whole, "I just wanted to fit in" bullshit, "it's hard being a teenager, I just wanted them to like me! A friends parents were suspicious of them so they asked me if I could help them out by holding it for a while" hahaha it makes me laugh, although I do feel kinda bad, but I mean what they don't know doesn't hurt them right? I reckon it was for the best and I think my mum would rather be blissfully unaware than believe her baby girl is doing drugs. I mean as long as I'm doing well and it's not interfering badly with my life and stuff. Or on the other hand you could come clean and tell her that it just helps you relax because you feel stressed often and give her the straight facts, stuff like "would you rather I be out getting drunk off my face and doing stupid irresponsible things out of my control and making a fool of myself?!, or chilling out, relaxing watching a movie or some shit." Plus there are all the benefits of the herb, endless things, you'd have no trouble finding them on the internet. Good luck!!
joking,,,,just remind her she was 17 once and she did things her parents didnt like just tell her you bought it tried it and the reason the joints were still in your draws cos u didnt like it and didnt kniow how to get rid of it.