L O V E L I F E
Bluelighter
One night, I decided to surprise Pam at work.
She was very excited to see me - she took me into the back of the restaurant and started rubbing me all over.
She moaned "LOVELIFE - I want you to be HARD!"
But I thought she meant "difficult."
So I was like . . . "O.K., let me have a lubricated condom . . . but I want the lubrication on the side . . . and I'd appreciate it if I could pay for the handjob in cash, and put the rimming on my Mastercard."
She was very excited to see me - she took me into the back of the restaurant and started rubbing me all over.
She moaned "LOVELIFE - I want you to be HARD!"
But I thought she meant "difficult."
So I was like . . . "O.K., let me have a lubricated condom . . . but I want the lubrication on the side . . . and I'd appreciate it if I could pay for the handjob in cash, and put the rimming on my Mastercard."
