Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
BOOOH! I am the seasonal flu with a more scary name, politically weaponized via mainstream media and their brain dead audience.
Only 99.75% will survive me. Poo is allowed to enter your pants now. Wear the mask! Biden said you should, and look how intelligent and coherent he is. Almost able to form simple sentences. Get high on your own CO2 and be a zombie.
Call it a vaccine, if you are unable or unwilling to do some research and notice that it is not a vaccine, it is gene therapy, a highly experimental form of "treatment" with zero data about long term effects. I think i heard someone cough next door. Gonna call the emergency number, we need army on the streets.
Close the whole fucking universe. Shut it down. I mean, it is THE FLU we are talking about. Been here for millennia, will be here for millennia to come, and will mutate. But hey! Delta variant! Delta, that is something bad, right?!?!?!?
*DROPS MIC*
Only 99.75% will survive me. Poo is allowed to enter your pants now. Wear the mask! Biden said you should, and look how intelligent and coherent he is. Almost able to form simple sentences. Get high on your own CO2 and be a zombie.
Call it a vaccine, if you are unable or unwilling to do some research and notice that it is not a vaccine, it is gene therapy, a highly experimental form of "treatment" with zero data about long term effects. I think i heard someone cough next door. Gonna call the emergency number, we need army on the streets.
Close the whole fucking universe. Shut it down. I mean, it is THE FLU we are talking about. Been here for millennia, will be here for millennia to come, and will mutate. But hey! Delta variant! Delta, that is something bad, right?!?!?!?
*DROPS MIC*