the below was written by the occupants of the lounge here in bluelight, one word at a time. enjoy.
The Lounge Book - First Edition Volume One
Written by Bluelighters.
The Lounge Book - First Edition Volume One
Written by Bluelighters.
Chapter 1 - Baby meets Paris
The baby couldn't get enough love-making from owls on the drugs, so it went to Frank for sex on Paris. But Paris Hilton's butt was sore from cocaine plugging. She took some expired milk from her goat and called some detectives.They wore condoms under their hats.
Multiple injuries caused by IV filled koalas from the mines resulted in hepatic infection, this psychotropic called FUCK ALL sent numerous cunnilingus instructions because cunts like you, you fucking pig faced asshole.
The fools opened a can of Zerg and cheese while engineering a pap smear with galvanized fingers. Mrs Bumsteen rubbed hot lava down Johnny's arse until Monday when all blew because you touch your penis while it turned on.
Chapter 2 - Nostradamus came
Therefore, once they metaphysically ejaculated Terrence into a blender, time stopped erotically, blender cum seemingly splashed stead fastidiously waves upon breasts containing dark matter entities resembling DMT elves. Sometimes the looneybin closes early on weekends and all mugatu fanatics massacre ancient traditions whilst conniving cretins watch.
Nostradamus screamed "Oh snap, I forgot that straight men cannibalize their hoes while studying colons intensively with rubris". This shit had gotten him freakishly aroused inside the scrota machine. Coincidentally lubed to his scarred wenis viscosity victims was a she males 25mm dangling floatation aid nigras maximums degenerate losers with megalomania. George Bush spewed hot fallopian pus upon John Edwards and his advisers because of their stupid opinions boned hard penises.
Eleven orgasms came galloping out of pixies skin marshmallow swinging mallets smacking elf balls. Santa Clause came to expose pelicans after circumventing electric mitosis in total denial about elephantiasis of the clitoris infection police Nazi's pulled Denise Richards off. Paranoia is AWESOME!
Chapter 3 - God loves JesusOwl
God loved owls so he gave His only begotten JesusOwl an erection of epic proportions and balls eclipsing the whole orgy of orphan prostitutes. Accusations of lynyrd related skynards donkeypunching enigmae clubbers went clubbing and clubbing seals the monkeyjizz were completley exaggerated by beefcurtainitis Irish.
Powerpuff penile extensions caused mammothillian damage resulting in mass rumbling browneye applause. Consequently, girls love money to purchase handbags containing crack. This brought to mind June Cleaver's beaver reciever that fondled breasts until death showers rained Jizzum upon Jeremy Buttlottapuss whilst bluelighters PLURed around acting e-tarded governors that fell victim to sphincter convulsions and Valium enemas staggered violently before spitting racial threats to the entire microorganism community.
1984 blew many transvestite dreams out. These lovemonkeys decided to gussy their fish fentagu-style. Fengtau ate the asshole belonging to transvestite #69 version 7.04576984732, numberhater nipplebiter asstickling, and ejaculation instigator. Ebola crucified cock-fighters with the ballsack of the non-believers sex-change. Tenchi creamed upon Guido, who enjoyed brown heroin pseudosodomy because MDMA effects L2R lackadaisically until the scyphozoans absquatulated bologna tofu, tasty.
King sized Durex monsters with horsecock style, manifestation overload condoms exploding on toasted spermies, who exacerbated existing onlookers whilst pooopy diapers branded with Huey Lewis and the News leaked ghonorhea into Istanbul, who nuked Khazakstan with camels. That's gay since everywhere that has douchebags also has Delaware type lesboloaders clusterfucking each wretched pigdog. Fartknockers donkeypunched fucked-up Julio's boyfriend down up down by sucking schoolyards. Fuhgetaboutit!
Chapter 4 - Slaves and Pink Floyd
Can't negroes work without masturbating seven horses dongers? Afterall, slaves blame Pink Floyd for uncontrollable conniptions during ferverous struggle of colonialism when goats facilitate undersea nuclear weapons. Salvadore Dali designed chupachups lazily. GlaxoSmithKline made fletching powder laced with CP 55,490 that smelled buckfastish,mmmmmmm. What did anal-balloons whisper when the bowels catapulted up turdbombs spasticly? When indole croissant-eating frenchmen crapped sandwiches loosely, orally, by laymo MacMackersmac, Cuntburger Deluxe extra Cheese perpetuated farts filled Kentucky's arena.
Telecom wizard GenericMind can assimilate forty-two tree-hugging neocons within rotund moments. However, Lacey K regenerated fifty-seven percent anally, this produced ovaries shaped like bricks which exagerate Eggman88888's lack Darwinianly. Meanwhile, four-hundred-twenty-nine ninjas saturated fat within Kentucky state institutions long dong silver extra-crispy cuntfarts that coagulated semen within Edvard Munch's tonsil.
Chapter 5 - Philadelphia Eagles
Drip irrigation spermicide whirls into hot showers. Those ballsacks leaked petroleum distillate between cum-dumpster yellowcakes and cheesecake that turned mouldy arsenic dead-baby-blue on wieners into the sewer. Thankfully, vibrating caused enriched owl extinction to cease Guido's numbnuts schemes. If you change ISP's before 2008 without making AOL horny then pooping loads of html that smelled delicious. Kent cigarettes are brutally shite when fecal apostles smoke cloves.
I have recently had infected the Philadelphia Eagles with painful aids laced with Senator Sandwich's pubes that tasted boring, like grated cardboard. Bill killer is known as "Stucco King". Smoked salmon regurgitated after failing miserably, miserably like fail. Repeating repetitively over moon, moo, baa and curly hee-haw causing painful contractions throughout the nether regions culminating in orgasmic trips. Death came retardedly because Mousepad ate 4/20 Mustafa flavored vaginas dripping HIV-containing aliens from Beetlejuice Star-system. Peace talks failed because circumcision outlawed ejaculation from renal leakage.
Mayans are known for sacrificing virgin heathens while violating pregnant foreigners. However, baby Africans were better fucked due to the HUGE USA donations which violate donkey-dicks. Chinese immigrants, which also surrendered unsurprisingly to authorities snorting pretentiously, stripped varnish coated cocaine. "Bark motherfucker, Bark". Potato Saddam came from under the mustache, sucking on purple Kuwaiti tentacles wrapped in shite. Nickelodeon magazine sodomized Kenan and his bumbuddy repeatedly for nearly eighteen inches. Afterward, The-Sharter screamed "MORE!" whilst magic trolls pranced 8 leglesss dildos made ball Trojans donuts look huge.
Chapter 6 - Finale
"Fuck!" exclaimed Goku, who intercoordinated ergot's penis under pressurised saliva. Who are Mike Jones, why are platipi flailing spoiled cheese pizza? We droogs come all over floppy pancake titties, without even saying the discharge magic word. "Why Rumpelstiltskin farted fengtaulated feta particles out from assholes". This is penis speaking. Penis commands all to rotate to transcendent skies under fire. Blueprints tattooed stupidly onto scrotal Jalapeño skins. Burning, burning, penis creature!
Crusty mutations and multiple gumtree additives are lurking beneath the solvent catalyst. Fifteen cocksmokers lazily smoked opium. Afghanistan decided toothpaste babies splattered amongst weinerfiddles.
THE END
