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One key of cocaine gave me a small dick

new2drugs said:
It's like a maggot. Been drinking beer but one little half key turned it into a piece of chewing gum. Strange
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Your not saying that it is permanent, are you? That would be a greater deterrent than those stupid " This is your brain on drugs" ads. " This is your dick on coke" would be more effective.lol
 
Jnowhere said:
Your not saying that it is permanent, are you? That would be a greater deterrent than those stupid " This is your brain on drugs" ads. " This is your dick on coke" would be more effective.lol
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Not coke but


They put this on cigarette packets and I've never stopped finding it hilarious.
 
ageingpartyfiend said:
True as that is I bet that scenario had never happened nor will ever!

Imaging asking for a key bump then a few days later someone tuns up at your doorstep with a brick! ( a kilo of cocaine - i know you know that but just for clarity!)
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But isn't it a fun situation to play out in the noggin? Dude asks connected friend for a key -- friend assumes he knows what he is saying and makes a call---gets the meet lined up and figures out his friend only wanted a bump on the way there-- create your own ending.

I feel like it would be a good sketch based on the obsurdity (sp). Dude that wants a key (bump) has to be a fully fake gold wearing white rapper. (@ least in my head)
 
Jnowhere said:
Hasn't new to drugs ever watched Miami Vice, the show, not the stupid movie? Yes I am old.
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Lol. The Florida 'Keys'. That's where they bring it in ... and to Miami.

It would wash up on the beach when I lived there. And Bales of Ganja.
 
The stuff that made it to the 'news'

..... and to Miami ! 👅😁
 
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I know the rappers call tennesee s 'ten a key' lol so I assume that is hyperbole (or reverse hyperbole idk) and it is really about 15-20 lol. (no I am not looking for an answer at all)
 
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