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OK!!! whos done it?!?!

Hmmm... am I the only person who discovered the joys of an electric razor???? Bzzzzzzzzzz

I've never actually put anything inside me though... I was always convinced that I'd get some sort of infection or something from it. I know, I'm a germaphobe.
 
Here's my list, and dear god we've got some creative ones here on BL.;)

The only one I think I haven't seen listed ...
- The squiggle writer pen, I think that's what it was called, it was really fat at the end and shook so when you wrote it, well, 'squiggled'.
- hairbrush handle
- fingers
- Condom covered candle
- ice pops
- ice
- electric razor;)
- electric toothbrush handle, not the brush part *signs up for workshop*
- dildo and vibrators

I think that's it.

Does anybody else remember those squiggle pens?????=D
 
Where were all these horny as hell 12 year old girls sticking things in themselves when I was that age and looking for them?! :(

--- G.
 
Holy shit people!!!! does anyone use there hands and fingers anymore.
I admit I've used a back massager. But lots of girls have taken this to a whole new level of masturbating. It's sooo frickan funny=D =D =D
Oh yeah, I have a great shower massager. But a comb? a wire whisk?
Yeah, that's gotta hurt. I must be so boring..

Take it easy or in this case take it any way you can,

Patty8o
 
The handle of a haircomb is apparently the most widely used instrument by young girls - then they graduate to the showerhead =D

--- G.
 
Morrison's Lament said:
The handle of a haircomb is apparently the most widely used instrument by young girls - then they graduate to the showerhead =D

--- G.
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aaaah, the day I discovered my showerhead... a day that will live on in my memory forever. ;)
 
ok...so i'm curious about the wax and where the hell to drip it...any hints folks?? Also, im jealous...i dont have a shower head. but i have my trusty Rabbit!!!
 
Hot wax rulez - although for me it doesn't have to involve any sexual release. It just feels fantastic to drip hot wax on your skin :)

--- G.
 
The tub fawcet in the second house that my husband and i bought made me a very happy wifey for many years. Ah I miss having that kind of water pressure. Honestly, I never used any household items but I did have my best friend who showed me first hand (no pun intended) the right way to "double-clik the mouse" and I was hooked. I love this thread, really really I do. Oh and wooden spoons to spank with, very nice. There was a girl that I worked with when I first started working in the medical field that had a serious infection from her man leaving a cheeto up in her. People, count your pieces before you go playing with smaller food items, for real. And Im wondering if the candles you people are using are the taper candles. Those look like they would be good anal plugs. : )
 
nubXer said:
ok...so i'm curious about the wax and where the hell to drip it...any hints folks??
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just drip it all over your breasts and on your lower region, not on the real sensitive part cos it may burn, but on top and around!!
if u do wanna drip it on you (excuse me>>) clitoris, try rubbing ice on the area before the wax, the change of temperature is awsome!!!
 
buzzn_all_nite_long said:
yeah, the hot wax dripping ALL over me, feels f**king awsome!!!
pain is so erotic!!!!
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mmm well getting off on pain reow ;) i wil have to try the lit candle thing...love the hot wax so i guess all thats left is the lit candle ;)
 
I just had a horrible vision of myself bent over trying to pluck the wax out from underneath my hood. lmao. But i am definately curious........
 
Wow, yall... I gots sum experiencing to do, huh???? Just vibrators for me (so far, LOL)
 
ibizakat said:
aaaah, the day I discovered my showerhead... a day that will live on in my memory forever. ;)
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yep, I spent a week in an absolute daze of happyness, it was like falling in love for the first time. *happy happy sigh* but then....

I know something that (almost) eclipses the shower, riding ve-re-y slowly over stones on your bike... (with the seat on you idiots) you need to lean down and forward a little to em, *excuse me* make the right contact.

anyhow.
 
i used to work in a porn store and they had little massagers that i would see in the oddest places like someone had mentioned CVS well we would sell them for like $45!
man i miss working there!
 
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