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oh no..ANOTHER mailing q, with a twist

RiseFromRuin

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ok...i am hypothetically considering sending 3 pills of a methamphetimine type substance to canada. I know of all the tricks of the trade within the US, but see..it'll be crossing the border, and customs. what happens here is exactly what i want to know....i'm imagining bad things. Also, are x rays ever utilized either within the US or the border?
I could hypothetically fly with said pills, but again i would be crossing the border in a car...with a teenaged girl and I solely. Last time i went to canada...dogs were brought out because we hadn't claimed cigs we were taking back. AS longs we're at it...would a dog be able to smell said pills hidden inside the car lighter if it was run inside the car...or would i be better off keeping them "hidden" on my persons?
any thoughts please....right now i'm hypothetically leaning towards the mail. Can the Pony Express randomly open letters/packages?
 
Yes, the Pony Express/FedEx can randomly open any letter or package they want.
The fact that a package would be going through Canadian customs as opposed to US Customs should be considered. There seem to be more problems and concerns with persons sending drugs/nuclear weapons INTO the United States rather than away from. Given all of this, and the fact that the Canadian border partrol loves to pull sketchy mofos, like you, out of your car and put amphetamine-senstive hounds on the scent, one might opt for a delivery service to send wares internationally.
The best choice, of course, would be to not try and mail things. Those damn Canucks are renowned for crevice searches at the border.
 
I don't know about mailing from Canada, I asked and didn't get much of a response...
If you did decide to physically fly or drive across the border, though, the I would conceal the pills in your crotch (tape the baggy to inside of your underwear). If the dogs are brought out and they start yapping at your crotch (and I don't know if the dogs are meth-trained necessarily), you could always say you are on your period...
 
for clarification
a. i would be hypothetically mailing TO canada
b. i'm a male ( not hypothetically)
[ 30 May 2002: Message edited by: RiseFromRuin ]
 
no problem..but should i stick with the USPS, which would get handed off to the pony express i assume at the border...or use a private courier (UPS) all the way through, disregarding the domestic concerns..
 
phreex....
I know you're all about the sarcasm, and usually it's appreciated...especially when kids ask if they can IV fentanyl into their penis....but come on man....what would the best course of action be here..hypothetically of course? Who the hell sends a bottle of aspirin to another country...and it's not the pony express...it's Cananda Post..just fyi
 
Just send them in a plain bubble wrap envelope and play the odds. They are definetly in your favor.
 
Get one of those cd boxes like CDNOW sends out, that can just hold 1 case. Then take the black part off a jewel case, put the pills in the left side with some cotton so they don't roll around, snap the black part back on, put the jewel case in the box and ship it. If it doesn't arrive, lesson learned, not like your (correct) return address has to be on it.
 
Originally posted by RiseFromRuin:
phreex....
I know you're all about the sarcasm, and usually it's appreciated...especially when kids ask if they can IV fentanyl into their penis....but come on man....what would the best course of action be here..hypothetically of course? Who the hell sends a bottle of aspirin to another country...and it's not the pony express...it's Cananda Post..just fyi
Actually I was DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS ... just toss the pills in some bottle and mail it away...
 
this isn't to hard to figure out, specially if its such a small shipment (hypothetically 3 pills)....If your that sketchy about it, crush em , buy a bottle of something in capsules and empty a capsule or two fill them up with your substance and throw them back into the bottle. Should have no problem, just make sure to write a phony return address(but remember to make it one that actually exsists[such as your neighbor's or something]). Good Luck!
 
If you really want to be paranoid put the bottle of asprin in with some tolitries.
Do you think they are going to dump out all the little asprin pills and look for your stuff. Just push it down to the bottom of the bottle. This has certainly served me well flying.
 
I wouldn't mess with Canada just now. If you have to get them ther, take them yourself. Its easy. Lots of ways to transport powders. It all depends on how much trouble you are willing to go through and how thorough your chemistry knowledge is. Three pills? I just tape em and go through. More than that, crush and flatten, suspend with an adhesive and seal. Just like with any other powder. Its the THICKNESS of the package that matters here.
 
Matt_Himself: Hence the reason people in the US at least get those annoying little confiscation notices rather than a lockup. Of course if you try shipping a pound of heroin or something in they will just get court orders to have what you are saying taped and get you that way.
 
You're mailing them or sending them? If it's the former then toss them in a padded envelope - a bulky pill bottle might stsnd out more..
If you're physicslly crossing the order thne just put them in some prescription bottle - don't mix it with other pills, but say you hve an empty Tylenol #3 (w/codeine) bottle, well, toss them in there and put it in your luggage (even if yer not going overnight might as well look lke it!
 
Originally posted by Tristan K:
im having a much harder time thinking of ways you could get yourself caught......your destined for trouble with the law if your befuddled by this "problem"I didn't think of that.. if you are not capable of getting a few pills back, you shouldn't even be trying..
 
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