OH, Cincy - 04.16.09 Thursday - OffLine - Shapeshifter, Troll & Mowgli, Melloman

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1-230 SkratchmatiK (Dayton - Hip-Hop/Turntabelism)
12-1 Shapeshifter (Columbus - Drum and Bass)
11-12 Troll & Mowgli (Cincinnati - Drum and Bass)
10-11 Melloman (Cincinnati - Drum and Bass)
9-10 Hatchet Jimmy & Brad Mack (Cincinnati - Dancehall)

21 and up, 9pm - 230am
NO COVER!

The Blue Rock Tavern
4112 Hamilton Ave
Cincinnati, Ohio

WwW.CincinnatiUnderground.OrG
 
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ok, lemme get this straight. Chris playin dnb and Jack?!?!?! It's times like these I dislike my job. :X
 
This is what I was tryin to book you for!!1

Sucks about the job though. . ..i'll get you on whatever I have next. What about Fridays?!?!

yeah as soon as I saw the date I remembered. Friday's are good. =D
 
Baby fat plays it safe. . . .. .

. . ..shocker.

and how would you describe that waddling lump of a torso you yourself own? when i saw you passing out directions at the map point i was tempted to ask you to do the truffle shuffle.

just sayin...
 
9-10 Hatchet Jimmy & Brad Mack
10-11 Mello
11-12 Troll/Weird Beard
12-1 Jack The Shifter
1-230 Skratchmatik

Fuck the bozos. . . .. .. .









. . .. ..oh and, STEP TO ME OFFLINE!!1!!!!1!1!1


Hmm...maybe some people would "step to you," but they're too busy watching you douche it out and drunkenly mow people over on the dance floor because you're too fucked up to see that people are trying to dance. Talking shit to possible out-of-town party-goers is a great way to earn more participation at your event! Kudos!
 
Hmm...maybe some people would "step to you," but they're too busy watching you douche it out and drunkenly mow people over on the dance floor because you're too fucked up to see that people are trying to dance. Talking shit to possible out-of-town party-goers is a great way to earn more participation at your event! Kudos!


baaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww. . . .. . .


Dont come then.

Stay home where its safe.

. . ..or better yet! Go over to SeaMonkeys and you can rub your chocolate covered candy asses together! It's my show! If I wanna take off all my cloths and kick holes in the walls screaming and fling shit all over the venue I will. . . ..

If I wanna show up naked in high heels with a plastic bag full of model-glue duct-taped around my face and burn myself with cigarettes, thats whats gonna happen.


I'm gonna be super-high and crazy drunk.

Anyone brave enough to watch me put danger back in rock and roll, DO JOIN US!!1

*tightens chin-strap*

*slathers genitals in penut-butter and hamster pellets*

*runs down the street screaming*
 
Is it realy so hard to belive that i'm not in this for the money?!?! That im not in this to make new friends?!?!!? I dont have time to kick it with the friends I allready have!!! I know you guys all think your the coolest/best people around.. . . .. .

. . . ..but to be honest. . . .I took a shit this morning that was more interesting than 95% of you.


Your not as awesome as you think.


I will not coddle your fancy asses.


If you want to have a nice/clean/neat/softee/pg13 time, Go to "Chateau De La Fancy Ass Lilly Whites" for "Mickey Mouse Club Sugar Nipples 2" or whatever. . . . ...

If you want to have fun, be loud, crazy, perhaps get molested, screamed at and stumbled into. Come to this joint!!1

If not. . . . . ..shut the fuck up!!1

I dont give 2 shits and a fuck what you think or what you have to say!!!1!1
 
If I wanna take off all my cloths and kick holes in the walls screaming and fling shit all over the venue I will. . . ..

If I wanna show up naked in high heels with a plastic bag full of model-glue duct-taped around my face and burn myself with cigarettes, thats whats gonna happen.

The Aristocrats!
 
baaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww. . . .. . .


Dont come then.

Stay home where its safe.

. . ..or better yet! Go over to SeaMonkeys and you can rub your chocolate covered candy asses together! It's my show! If I wanna take off all my cloths and kick holes in the walls screaming and fling shit all over the venue I will. . . ..

If I wanna show up naked in high heels with a plastic bag full of model-glue duct-taped around my face and burn myself with cigarettes, thats whats gonna happen.


I'm gonna be super-high and crazy drunk.

Anyone brave enough to watch me put danger back in rock and roll, DO JOIN US!!1

*tightens chin-strap*

*slathers genitals in penut-butter and hamster pellets*

*runs down the street screaming*

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Is it realy so hard to belive that i'm not in this for the money?!?! That im not in this to make new friends?!?!!? I dont have time to kick it with the friends I allready have!!! I know you guys all think your the coolest/best people around.. . . .. .

. . . ..but to be honest. . . .I took a shit this morning that was more interesting than 95% of you.


Your not as awesome as you think.


I will not coddle your fancy asses.


If you want to have a nice/clean/neat/softee/pg13 time, Go to "Chateau De La Fancy Ass Lilly Whites" for "Mickey Mouse Club Sugar Nipples 2" or whatever. . . . ...

If you want to have fun, be loud, crazy, perhaps get molested, screamed at and stumbled into. Come to this joint!!1

If not. . . . . ..shut the fuck up!!1

I dont give 2 shits and a fuck what you think or what you have to say!!!1!1

Your writing does not convey your feeling of not giving two shits.
 
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