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The whole world said that John Wayne could never play Genghis Khan...
The whole world was wrong...
Beware of our victorious tide.
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The whole world was wrong...
Beware of our victorious tide.
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**THIS BROADCAST IS NOT A TEST**
My fellow Citizens: Nearly two months ago we were engaged in a chaotic and unprecedented conflict with an enemy that identified itself as the Lounge Imperial Forces. It was a ruthless pursuit, taken without warning, against a people that had only begun to see the prosperity and chorus of their unified pursuits.
I stand before you today, not as a reminder of our victories in the past, but as diviner of the final triumph which impends the destiny of our aspirations. That we may have grown weary in our relentless efforts is not a harbinger of our defeat, rather it is a badge which we all wear as a symbol to the dedicated ethics of our work.
Yes Citizens, I stand before you today as a voice for the mounting intensity of our inevitable utopia. I stand before you today as a lamp upon our conquests which have been so studiously darkened by an enemy to whom darkness is not only a virtue, but a path of existence itself.
In closing, as we move together into the following chapter of this struggle, may your spirits be warmed by the huddled strength of our unity, and the undeniable progress that light will always shed on the darkside of the earth.
(This broadcast has been brought to you by The Citizen's Office of Oppression Ministry of Propaganda and Happiness)
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My fellow Citizens: Nearly two months ago we were engaged in a chaotic and unprecedented conflict with an enemy that identified itself as the Lounge Imperial Forces. It was a ruthless pursuit, taken without warning, against a people that had only begun to see the prosperity and chorus of their unified pursuits.
I stand before you today, not as a reminder of our victories in the past, but as diviner of the final triumph which impends the destiny of our aspirations. That we may have grown weary in our relentless efforts is not a harbinger of our defeat, rather it is a badge which we all wear as a symbol to the dedicated ethics of our work.
Yes Citizens, I stand before you today as a voice for the mounting intensity of our inevitable utopia. I stand before you today as a lamp upon our conquests which have been so studiously darkened by an enemy to whom darkness is not only a virtue, but a path of existence itself.
In closing, as we move together into the following chapter of this struggle, may your spirits be warmed by the huddled strength of our unity, and the undeniable progress that light will always shed on the darkside of the earth.
(This broadcast has been brought to you by The Citizen's Office of Oppression Ministry of Propaganda and Happiness)
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That clown was an impostor. He had no right to right the sacred wheels.
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The illiterate population of the world is rather sensitive to imperialism.
Just a warning.
Just a warning.
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Comrades, citizens, brothers and sisters, men of our Glorious Army and Navy!
My words are addressed to you, dear friends!
The perfidious military attack by the enemy on our Fatherland, begun on [DATA EXPUNGED], is continuing. In spite of the heroic resistance of the Red Army, and although the enemy’s finest divisions and finest air force units have already been smashed and have met their doom on the field of battle, the enemy continues to push forward, hurling fresh forces to the front. Imperialist troops have succeeded in capturing [DATA EXPUNGED], a considerable part of [DATA EXPUNGED], the western part of Byelorussia and part of Western [DATA EXPUNGED]. The fascist aircraft are extending the range of their operations, bombingMurmansk, Orsha, Moghilev, Smolensk, Kiev, Odessa, Sevastopol.
Grave danger overhangs our country.
How could it have happened that our glorious Red Army surrendered a number of our cities and districts to the fascist armies? Is it really true that the LIF-fascist troops are invincible, as the braggart fascist propagandists are ceaselessly blaring forth?
Of course not! History shows that there are no invincible armies and never have been. Napoleon’s army was considered invincible, but it was beaten successively by the armies of OoO, and OoO Allied Forces. The same must be said of LIF's fascist army of today. This army had not yet met with serious resistance on the continent of [DATA EXPUNGED]. Only on our territory has it met with serious resistance. And if as a result of this resistance the finest divisions of the fascist army have been defeated by our Red Army, this means that it too can be smashed and will be smashed, as were the armies of Napoleon and [REDACTED].
As to part of our territory having nevertheless been seized by the [DATA EXPUNGED], this is chiefly due to the fact that the war of fascist [DATA EXPUNGED] against the [DATA EXPUNGED] began under conditions that were favourable for the [DATA EXPUNGED] forces and unfavourable for the [DATA EXPUNGED] forces. The fact of the matter is that the troops of [DATA EXPUNGED], a country at war, were already fully mobilized, and the 170 divisions brought up to the [DATA EXPUNGED] frontiers and hurled by [DATA EXPUNGED] against the OoO were in a state of complete readiness, only awaiting the signal to move into action, whereas the [DATA EXPUNGED] troops had still to effect mobilization and move up to the frontiers. Of no little importance in this respect was the fact that fascist [DATA EXPUNGED] suddenly and treacherously violated the non-aggression pact which she had concluded in [DATA EXPUNGED] with the OoO, regardless of the circumstance that she would be regarded as the aggressor by the whole world. Naturally, our peace-loving country, not wishing to take the initiative in breaking the pact, could not resort to perfidy.
It may be asked, how could the OoO Government have consented to conclude a non-aggression pact with such perfidious people, such fiends as the LIF and [DATA EXPUNGED]? Was this not an error on the part of the OoO-vian Government? Of course not! Non-aggression pacts are pacts of peace between two states. It was such a pact that [DATA EXPUNGED] proposed to us in [DATA EXPUNGED]. Could the OoO-vian Government have declined such a proposal? I think that not a single peace-loving state could decline a peace treaty with a neighbouring state even though the latter were headed by such monsters and cannibals asv[DATA EXPUNGED]. But that, of course, only on the one indispensable condition-that this peace treaty did not jeopardize, either directly or indirectly, the territorial integrity, independence and honour of the peace-loving state. As is well known, the non-aggression pact between LIF and the OoO was precisely such a pact.
What did we gain by concluding the non-aggression pact with the LIF? We secured our country peace for a year and a half and the opportunity of preparing our forces to repulse fascist LIF should she risk an attack on our country despite the pact. This was a definite advantage for us and a disadvantage for fascist LIF. What has fascist LIF gained and what has she lost by perfidiously tearing up the pact and attacking the OoO? She has gained a certain advantageous position for her troops for a short period of time, but she has lost politically by exposing herself in the eyes of the entire world as a bloodthirsty aggressor. There can be no doubt that this short-lived military gain for LIF is only an episode, while the tremendous political gain of the OoO is a weighty and lasting factor that is bound to forth the basis for the development of outstanding military successes of the Red Army in the war with fascist LIF.
That is why the whole of our valiant Red Army, the whole of our valiant Navy, all the falcons of our Air Force, all the peoples of our country, all the finest men and women of Europe, America and Asia, and, finally, all the finest men and women of [DATA EXPUNGED]—denounce the treacherous acts of the LIF-fascists, sympathize with the OoO Government, approve its conduct, and see that ours is a just cause, that the enemy will be defeated, and that we are bound to win.
In consequence of this war which has been forced upon us, our country has come to death grips with its bitterest and most cunning enemy—LIF fascism. Our troops are fighting heroically against an enemy armed to the teeth with tanks and aircraft. Overcoming numerous difficulties, the Red Army and Red Navy are self-sacrificingly fighting for every inch of OoO soil. The main forces of the Red Army are coming into action equipped with thousands of tanks and planes. The soldiers of the Red Army are displaying unexampled valour. Our resistance to the enemy is growing in strength and power. Side by side with the Red Army, the entire Soviet people is rising in defence of our native land.
What is required to put an end to the danger imperilling our country and what measures must be taken to smash the enemy?
Above all it is essential that our people, the people ofOoO, should appreciate the full immensity of the danger that threatens our country and give up all complacency, casualness and the mentality of peaceful constructive work that was so natural before the war, but which is fatal to-day, when war has radically changed the whole situation. The enemy is cruel and implacable. He is out to seize our lands watered by the sweat of our brows, to seize our grain and oil secured by the labour of our hands. He is out to restore the rule of the landlords, to restore tsarism, to destroy the national culture and the national existence as states of the Russians, Ukrainians, Byelorussians, Lithuanians, Latvians, Esthonians, Uzbeks, Tatars, Moldavians, Georgians, Armenians, Azerbaijanians and the other free peoples of the OoO, to turn them into faggots, to turn them into the slaves of faggot princes and barons. Thus the issue is one of life and death for the OoO, of life and death for the peoples of the OoO; the issue is whether the peoples of the OoO shall be free or fall into slavery. The Citizens of OoO must realize this and abandon all complacency; they must mobilize themselves and reorganize all their work on a new, war-time footing, where there can be no mercy to the enemy.
Further, there must be no room in our ranks for whimperers and cowards, for panic-mongers and deserters; our people must know no fear in the fight and must selflessly join our patriotic war of liberation against the faggot enslavers. Lenin, the great founder of our state, used to say that the chief virtues of OoO men and women must be courage, valour, fearlessness in struggle, readiness to fight together with the people against the enemies of our country. These splendid virtues of the Bolshevik must become the virtues of millions and millions of the Red Army, of the Red Navy, of all the peoples of the OoO.
All our work must be immediately reorganized on a war footing, everything must be subordinated to the interests of the front and the task of organizing the destruction of the enemy. The peoples of the Office of Oppression now see that LIF fascism is untamable in its savage fury and hatred of our native country, which has ensured all its working people labour in freedom and prosperity. The peoples of the OoO must rise against the enemy and defend their rights and their land.
The Red Army, Red Navy and all citizens of the OoO must defend every inch of our soil, must fight to the last drop of blood for our towns and villages, must display the daring, initiative and mental alertness that are inherent in our people.
We must organize all-round assistance to the Red Army, ensure powerful reinforcements for its ranks and the supply of everything it requires; we must organize the rapid transport of troops and military freight and extensive aid to the wounded.
We must strengthen the Red Army’s rear, subordinating all our work to this end; all our industries must be got to work with greater intensity, to produce more rifles, machine-guns, guns, cartridges, shells, planes; we must organize the guarding of factories, power stations, telephonic and telegraphic communications, and arrange effective air-raid protection in all localities.
We must wage a ruthless fight against all disorganizers of the rear, deserters, panic-mongers and rumour-mongers; we must exterminate spies, sabotage agents and enemy parachutists, rendering rapid aid in all this to our extermination battalions. We must bear in mind that the enemy is crafty, unscrupulous, experienced in deception and the dissemination of false rumours. We must reckon with all this and not fall victims to stratagem. All who by their panic-mongering and cowardice hinder the work of defence, no matter who they may be, must be immediately haled before a military tribunal.
In case of a forced retreat of Red Army units, all rolling stock must be evacuated, the enemy must not be left a single engine, a single railway car, not a single pound of grain or gallon of fuel. The collective farmers must drive off all their cattle and turn over their grain to the safe keeping of the state authorities for transportation to the rear. All valuable property, including non-ferrous metals, grain and fuel that cannot be withdrawn must be destroyed without fail.
In areas occupied by the enemy, guerilla units, mounted and on loot, must be formed; sabotage groups must be organized to combat enemy units, to foment guerilla warfare everywhere, blow up bridges and roads, damage telephone and telegraph lines, set fire to forests, stores and transports. In occupied regions conditions must be made unbearable for the enemy and all his accomplices. They must be hounded and annihilated at every step, and all their measures frustrated.
The war with fascist LIF cannot be considered an ordinary war. It is not only a war between two armies, it is also a great war of the entire OoO against the LIF-fascist armies. The aim of this national patriotic war in defence of our country against the fascist oppressors is not only to eliminate the danger hanging over our country, but also to aid all the European peoples groaning under the yoke of LIF fascism. In this war of liberation we shall not be alone. Our war for the freedom of our country will merge with the struggle of the peoples of Europe and America for their independence, for democratic liberties. It will be a united front of the peoples standing for freedom and against enslavement and threats of enslavement by LIF's fascist armies.
Comrades, our forces are numberless. The overweening enemy will soon learn this to his cost. Side by side with the Red Army many thousands of workers, collective farmers and intellectuals are rising to fight the enemy aggressor. The masses of our people will rise up in their millions. The working people of OoO have already begun to form huge People’s Guards in support of the Red Army. Such People’s Guards must be raised in every city which is in danger of enemy invasion; all the working people must be roused to defend with their lives their freedom, their honour and their country in this patriotic war against the LIF's fascism.
In order to ensure the rapid mobilization of all the forces of the peoples of the OoO and to repulse the fagits who has treacherously attacked our country, a State Committee of Defence has been formed and the entire state authority has now been vested in it. The State Committee of Defence has entered on the performance of its functions and calls upon all our people to rally around the Party of OoOlie and Glorious Leader and around the Soviet Government, so as to render self sacrificing support to the Red Army and Red Navy, to exterminate the enemy and secure victory.
All our forces for the support of our heroic Red Army and our glorious Red Navy!
All the forces of the people for the destruction of the enemy!
Forward to victory!
My words are addressed to you, dear friends!
The perfidious military attack by the enemy on our Fatherland, begun on [DATA EXPUNGED], is continuing. In spite of the heroic resistance of the Red Army, and although the enemy’s finest divisions and finest air force units have already been smashed and have met their doom on the field of battle, the enemy continues to push forward, hurling fresh forces to the front. Imperialist troops have succeeded in capturing [DATA EXPUNGED], a considerable part of [DATA EXPUNGED], the western part of Byelorussia and part of Western [DATA EXPUNGED]. The fascist aircraft are extending the range of their operations, bombing
Grave danger overhangs our country.
How could it have happened that our glorious Red Army surrendered a number of our cities and districts to the fascist armies? Is it really true that the LIF-fascist troops are invincible, as the braggart fascist propagandists are ceaselessly blaring forth?
Of course not! History shows that there are no invincible armies and never have been. Napoleon’s army was considered invincible, but it was beaten successively by the armies of OoO, and OoO Allied Forces. The same must be said of LIF's fascist army of today. This army had not yet met with serious resistance on the continent of [DATA EXPUNGED]. Only on our territory has it met with serious resistance. And if as a result of this resistance the finest divisions of the fascist army have been defeated by our Red Army, this means that it too can be smashed and will be smashed, as were the armies of Napoleon and [REDACTED].
As to part of our territory having nevertheless been seized by the [DATA EXPUNGED], this is chiefly due to the fact that the war of fascist [DATA EXPUNGED] against the [DATA EXPUNGED] began under conditions that were favourable for the [DATA EXPUNGED] forces and unfavourable for the [DATA EXPUNGED] forces. The fact of the matter is that the troops of [DATA EXPUNGED], a country at war, were already fully mobilized, and the 170 divisions brought up to the [DATA EXPUNGED] frontiers and hurled by [DATA EXPUNGED] against the OoO were in a state of complete readiness, only awaiting the signal to move into action, whereas the [DATA EXPUNGED] troops had still to effect mobilization and move up to the frontiers. Of no little importance in this respect was the fact that fascist [DATA EXPUNGED] suddenly and treacherously violated the non-aggression pact which she had concluded in [DATA EXPUNGED] with the OoO, regardless of the circumstance that she would be regarded as the aggressor by the whole world. Naturally, our peace-loving country, not wishing to take the initiative in breaking the pact, could not resort to perfidy.
It may be asked, how could the OoO Government have consented to conclude a non-aggression pact with such perfidious people, such fiends as the LIF and [DATA EXPUNGED]? Was this not an error on the part of the OoO-vian Government? Of course not! Non-aggression pacts are pacts of peace between two states. It was such a pact that [DATA EXPUNGED] proposed to us in [DATA EXPUNGED]. Could the OoO-vian Government have declined such a proposal? I think that not a single peace-loving state could decline a peace treaty with a neighbouring state even though the latter were headed by such monsters and cannibals asv[DATA EXPUNGED]. But that, of course, only on the one indispensable condition-that this peace treaty did not jeopardize, either directly or indirectly, the territorial integrity, independence and honour of the peace-loving state. As is well known, the non-aggression pact between LIF and the OoO was precisely such a pact.
What did we gain by concluding the non-aggression pact with the LIF? We secured our country peace for a year and a half and the opportunity of preparing our forces to repulse fascist LIF should she risk an attack on our country despite the pact. This was a definite advantage for us and a disadvantage for fascist LIF. What has fascist LIF gained and what has she lost by perfidiously tearing up the pact and attacking the OoO? She has gained a certain advantageous position for her troops for a short period of time, but she has lost politically by exposing herself in the eyes of the entire world as a bloodthirsty aggressor. There can be no doubt that this short-lived military gain for LIF is only an episode, while the tremendous political gain of the OoO is a weighty and lasting factor that is bound to forth the basis for the development of outstanding military successes of the Red Army in the war with fascist LIF.
That is why the whole of our valiant Red Army, the whole of our valiant Navy, all the falcons of our Air Force, all the peoples of our country, all the finest men and women of Europe, America and Asia, and, finally, all the finest men and women of [DATA EXPUNGED]—denounce the treacherous acts of the LIF-fascists, sympathize with the OoO Government, approve its conduct, and see that ours is a just cause, that the enemy will be defeated, and that we are bound to win.
In consequence of this war which has been forced upon us, our country has come to death grips with its bitterest and most cunning enemy—LIF fascism. Our troops are fighting heroically against an enemy armed to the teeth with tanks and aircraft. Overcoming numerous difficulties, the Red Army and Red Navy are self-sacrificingly fighting for every inch of OoO soil. The main forces of the Red Army are coming into action equipped with thousands of tanks and planes. The soldiers of the Red Army are displaying unexampled valour. Our resistance to the enemy is growing in strength and power. Side by side with the Red Army, the entire Soviet people is rising in defence of our native land.
What is required to put an end to the danger imperilling our country and what measures must be taken to smash the enemy?
Above all it is essential that our people, the people ofOoO, should appreciate the full immensity of the danger that threatens our country and give up all complacency, casualness and the mentality of peaceful constructive work that was so natural before the war, but which is fatal to-day, when war has radically changed the whole situation. The enemy is cruel and implacable. He is out to seize our lands watered by the sweat of our brows, to seize our grain and oil secured by the labour of our hands. He is out to restore the rule of the landlords, to restore tsarism, to destroy the national culture and the national existence as states of the Russians, Ukrainians, Byelorussians, Lithuanians, Latvians, Esthonians, Uzbeks, Tatars, Moldavians, Georgians, Armenians, Azerbaijanians and the other free peoples of the OoO, to turn them into faggots, to turn them into the slaves of faggot princes and barons. Thus the issue is one of life and death for the OoO, of life and death for the peoples of the OoO; the issue is whether the peoples of the OoO shall be free or fall into slavery. The Citizens of OoO must realize this and abandon all complacency; they must mobilize themselves and reorganize all their work on a new, war-time footing, where there can be no mercy to the enemy.
Further, there must be no room in our ranks for whimperers and cowards, for panic-mongers and deserters; our people must know no fear in the fight and must selflessly join our patriotic war of liberation against the faggot enslavers. Lenin, the great founder of our state, used to say that the chief virtues of OoO men and women must be courage, valour, fearlessness in struggle, readiness to fight together with the people against the enemies of our country. These splendid virtues of the Bolshevik must become the virtues of millions and millions of the Red Army, of the Red Navy, of all the peoples of the OoO.
All our work must be immediately reorganized on a war footing, everything must be subordinated to the interests of the front and the task of organizing the destruction of the enemy. The peoples of the Office of Oppression now see that LIF fascism is untamable in its savage fury and hatred of our native country, which has ensured all its working people labour in freedom and prosperity. The peoples of the OoO must rise against the enemy and defend their rights and their land.
The Red Army, Red Navy and all citizens of the OoO must defend every inch of our soil, must fight to the last drop of blood for our towns and villages, must display the daring, initiative and mental alertness that are inherent in our people.
We must organize all-round assistance to the Red Army, ensure powerful reinforcements for its ranks and the supply of everything it requires; we must organize the rapid transport of troops and military freight and extensive aid to the wounded.
We must strengthen the Red Army’s rear, subordinating all our work to this end; all our industries must be got to work with greater intensity, to produce more rifles, machine-guns, guns, cartridges, shells, planes; we must organize the guarding of factories, power stations, telephonic and telegraphic communications, and arrange effective air-raid protection in all localities.
We must wage a ruthless fight against all disorganizers of the rear, deserters, panic-mongers and rumour-mongers; we must exterminate spies, sabotage agents and enemy parachutists, rendering rapid aid in all this to our extermination battalions. We must bear in mind that the enemy is crafty, unscrupulous, experienced in deception and the dissemination of false rumours. We must reckon with all this and not fall victims to stratagem. All who by their panic-mongering and cowardice hinder the work of defence, no matter who they may be, must be immediately haled before a military tribunal.
In case of a forced retreat of Red Army units, all rolling stock must be evacuated, the enemy must not be left a single engine, a single railway car, not a single pound of grain or gallon of fuel. The collective farmers must drive off all their cattle and turn over their grain to the safe keeping of the state authorities for transportation to the rear. All valuable property, including non-ferrous metals, grain and fuel that cannot be withdrawn must be destroyed without fail.
In areas occupied by the enemy, guerilla units, mounted and on loot, must be formed; sabotage groups must be organized to combat enemy units, to foment guerilla warfare everywhere, blow up bridges and roads, damage telephone and telegraph lines, set fire to forests, stores and transports. In occupied regions conditions must be made unbearable for the enemy and all his accomplices. They must be hounded and annihilated at every step, and all their measures frustrated.
The war with fascist LIF cannot be considered an ordinary war. It is not only a war between two armies, it is also a great war of the entire OoO against the LIF-fascist armies. The aim of this national patriotic war in defence of our country against the fascist oppressors is not only to eliminate the danger hanging over our country, but also to aid all the European peoples groaning under the yoke of LIF fascism. In this war of liberation we shall not be alone. Our war for the freedom of our country will merge with the struggle of the peoples of Europe and America for their independence, for democratic liberties. It will be a united front of the peoples standing for freedom and against enslavement and threats of enslavement by LIF's fascist armies.
Comrades, our forces are numberless. The overweening enemy will soon learn this to his cost. Side by side with the Red Army many thousands of workers, collective farmers and intellectuals are rising to fight the enemy aggressor. The masses of our people will rise up in their millions. The working people of OoO have already begun to form huge People’s Guards in support of the Red Army. Such People’s Guards must be raised in every city which is in danger of enemy invasion; all the working people must be roused to defend with their lives their freedom, their honour and their country in this patriotic war against the LIF's fascism.
In order to ensure the rapid mobilization of all the forces of the peoples of the OoO and to repulse the fagits who has treacherously attacked our country, a State Committee of Defence has been formed and the entire state authority has now been vested in it. The State Committee of Defence has entered on the performance of its functions and calls upon all our people to rally around the Party of OoOlie and Glorious Leader and around the Soviet Government, so as to render self sacrificing support to the Red Army and Red Navy, to exterminate the enemy and secure victory.
All our forces for the support of our heroic Red Army and our glorious Red Navy!
All the forces of the people for the destruction of the enemy!
Forward to victory!
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A failed attempt at trickery. Robots do not read, they scan.
You should have said tl;ds.
(but I believe you did scan it, and you believe I am correct)
You should have said tl;ds.
(but I believe you did scan it, and you believe I am correct)
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