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Offical AUS Stoner Tangent Thread Pt 2 - When Cones Attack!

[10:04:13 PM] Emmett -: (R) Tinfoil Hats (R)
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[10:06:38 PM] Stu and Pen: Yes.
[10:07:07 PM] Emmett -: You can buy them at bunnings now for $9.95
including GST
[10:07:20 PM] Stu and Pen: They would be buuged
[10:07:23 PM] Stu and Pen: bugged
[10:08:01 PM] Emmett -: by the dope smokers union?
[10:08:15 PM] Stu and Pen: No, by big business
[10:08:40 PM] Stu and Pen: All the TFH sites warn against buying
premade hats.
[10:09:17 PM] Emmett -: so this is against the law?
[10:09:44 PM] Stu and Pen: What? Bunnings selling hats?
[10:09:51 PM] Emmett -: yeah
[10:10:11 PM] Stu and Pen: No, It's encouraged by the govt.
[10:10:17 PM] Stu and Pen: Funded infact
[10:10:33 PM] Stu and Pen: Because the hats are bugged by the neocons
[10:10:50 PM] Stu and Pen: That's why you must make your own hat
[10:11:06 PM] Stu and Pen: To gurantee security
[10:11:55 PM] Emmett -: are there any underground hat making
facilities around town?
[10:12:19 PM] Stu and Pen: No, you must make your own. All hippies
know that.
[10:12:28 PM] Stu and Pen: Never let anyone touch your hat
[10:13:05 PM] Emmett -: sounds like a hippie government slogan...
"NEVER LET ANYONE TOUCH YOUR HAT!"
[10:13:51 PM] Stu and Pen: If bob brown was PM we wouldn't need hats.
[10:15:06 PM] Emmett -: But surely tinfoil isnt biodegradable
therefore it is in reality making hippies hippicrites to
their cause?
[10:16:02 PM] Stu and Pen: No, that's a plus. One hat can last
thousands of years if cared for.
[10:22:18 PM] Stu and Pen: I'm so stoned
[10:22:31 PM] Emmett -: im so so stoned
[10:22:35 PM] Emmett -: just a jamacian
[10:22:42 PM] Stu and Pen: Im so so so stoned
[10:23:30 PM] Emmett -: are you trying to build a so so pyramid?
[10:24:05 PM] Stu and Pen: No, a pyramid of roches
[10:24:10 PM] Stu and Pen: raches
[10:24:14 PM] Stu and Pen: roaches
[10:24:52 PM] Emmett -: roche is a swiss pharmacutical company
[10:25:28 PM] Stu and Pen: Yes. they make dexamphetamine
[10:25:58 PM] Emmett -: and
[10:26:07 PM] Emmett -: dextromethorphan hydrobromide
[10:26:49 PM] Emmett -: in the form of "romilar (tm)" cough drops
[10:27:26 PM] Stu and Pen: That's nice of them. They should make MDMA
inthe form of ice cream
[10:28:58 PM] Emmett -: market it to little children
 
Bump.

I was thinking today about what my favorite type of lolly is and the best way of consuming it. One thing led to another and I decided to work out what the best method of administration for sugary treats is.

Orally;
This is obviously the most effective method of administration for most confectionary in so far as taste is concerned. This is a direct result of the fact that no other method of administration actually comes in contact with the taste buds for any length of time.

Insnuflated;
This is a fairly good method for certain types of candy. Many of my close friends swear by the incredible rush which is produced when that first line of hundreds and thousands goes bouncing up the nasal passages, and it is a well established fact that one is far more likely to be successful in a romantic sense if one has the capacity to sneeze in technicolour.

Plugging;
This method is highly divisive. Some love it, and some hate it. I would tend to sum it up in this way; while there is little doubt of the kinky fun that can be had by blowing wizz fizz up someone elses arse (or your own arse if you have a sufficient piece of plastic tubing, or are a member of a highly exclusive, members only golf club and own a black BMW with any sort of vanity plate), there is also little doubt of just how embarrassing it would be to turn up on the door step of the emergency ward with a killer python firmly lodged in your nether regions.

Smoking;
This is a very common method of consuming sugar, as anyone who has ever purchased speed from a dodgy looking dude in Sydney's southwest will no doubt confirm. While it can be very rewarding, there are pitfalls. One of the most common problems is the the heat required. Many a hard core red frog addict has suffered severe burns while attempting to freebase on a house hold stove. And serious sugar smokers are some of the nastiest people about when it comes to feeding their addiction; many a grandma has been beaten to near death in their own home, only to be found days later, unconscious, with an over cooked pot of jam still sitting on the hot plate.

IV;
The main issue with this route is finding a needle gauge capable of handling a jellybaby. This might involve a DIY solution. Most hardware stores stock a variety of aluminium tubing and it is possible to hire a compressed air pump from your local heavy machinery yard. Alternatively, a powerdrill is capable of producing a variety of hole sizes, although it would be prudent to have a towel on hand for any blood spillage.
 
what is with every single person (ok, 2 :p) telling me how high they are tonight, and me not being, being on some pathetic attempt at abstinence during my last semester of uni :(

oh i could cry! the unfairness of it all! :(;)
 
Oh, I was at this lolly store and I found a chocolate made by nestle called


MUNCHIES

I laughed and the store attendent looked at me funny...
 
Just ripped 3 fatty's and now meeting mate down at the fancy pants local on Oxford St. HOO YEAH (in best Al Pacino voice).
Our mission tonight, melt the "ice queen behind the bar"'s cold shoulder.
God bless THC and FRI!
God bless Deuce Bigalo/waterboy double on TV tonight...."Bohemive!...Thats one big bitch!"/ "you can do it"
Wish me luck stoner dudes
 
plazma said:
Perfect. I am totally high enough to post here.
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i had forgotten how good the munchies could get sometimes. we rambled into the kitchen and the original idea was for hot buttered toast, which somehow turned into prawn crackers. after realising prawn crackers tasted like prawns, i attempted to disguise the flavour by sprinkling salt on them and dipping them in honey. afterwards came the sausage sandwich with tomato and bbq sauce and a little honey for good measure.

good to see all my years of professional kitchen training paying off
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ButrosButros_Grantos said:
Oh, I was at this lolly store and I found a chocolate made by nestle called


MUNCHIES

I laughed and the store attendent looked at me funny...
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mmm i've got the munchies and you just reminded me I brought some chocolate! YUM! =D

*runs to fridge*
 
this is really freaky. i refreshed bluelight and while it was loading, had a smoke. i open my eyes and this is the top thread :|

*gets out her tinfoil hat*

i don't have any food in the house but i had pre-emptive munchies by having pad thai for dinner. also i am burning a candle that is in the shape of a ferrero rocher (no shit - my auntie gave me a whole box of different 'chocolate' candles for christmas!!!! :D) so that also kind of counts, right?

:)
 
Ha ha! Thats funny! I watched signs last night too.... Bloody trippy aliens!

I just ate a Kit Kat Hazelnut Praline Temptation! Melts in your mouth....

*leads mr cone to the balcony*
 
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