Off Topic Thread ver. Maybe you should beat off to your own ass?

[ch0psy]

its friday mother fuckers and im not at work

woooooooo hoooo

 

[miss_goody2shoes]

^same!
I'm in ur fair state atm Chopsy! Look out NSWers
On way to Penrith- we really wanted to stay in a classy place
And feed our pokies addiction haha

 

[miss_goody2shoes]

I went to a Tupperware party and spent over $100 how shameful(?). I bought things I thought were quite nifty/unique alas I've hardly used them. Also got a $25 mystery pack supposedly worth over $75 and I must say it was actually pretty good value, most of the items are useful- small
Containers n such
The hostess and re Tupperware lady were quite pushy foe me to hold a party also- I tell you it's like a happy housewives/mothers pyramid scheme
I told en not only is my place too small to hold a party, my friends ain't the Tupperware buying type (plus I don't wanna put that obligation on em to attend and buy)

Years back my mum got
Roped into being fundraiser for my swimming club so she held one of those underwear/lingerie parties. The lady running it looked really happy with the turn out but then everyone got sozzled sizzlduring the ice-breaker games and not one single Thing was bought. The lady left looking really pissed haha

Man it's a long train trip out to Boganville =p

 

[Klue]

It's US made, so it is quality. I have a jug that is over 30 years old and it's still perfect! There was a lady at work that was selling them, I'll have to suss it out. Main advantage of the containers is you can stack them in the fridge to save room, but I just have cheap ones I bought from the supermarket.

MG2S - Keep and eye out for Doryanthes excelsa in flower, it's a lilly with a flower spike about 4 meters high with red flowers on top. Should be in full flower out there at the moment

 

[lady grey]

Anyone have a spare couple of minutes and want to make your friends look stupid?

http://www3.theuglydance.com/

 

[silentangst]

Oh my god I love it

 

[JoshE]

Jack Daniels, Ciggies, Woodfire Heater and Pulp Fiction = a good night in

 

[taita]

Jack Daniels, Ciggies, Woodfire Heater and Pulp Fiction = a good night in

Not bad at all

 

[ch0psy]

i cant remember the last time i felt this hungover in ages..

 

[lostNfound]

Not yet even 11am on a Saturday and I've already sat through a 2 hr exam and been awake for 5 hours.

What happened to me????

Now to hang out that washing still sitting in the machine

Almost time to turn the barbie on and crack a coldie ........ Sounding a little better.

 

[Shnouzerpuff]

A hangover is just the world's way of punishing you for being too awesome.

After cunningly dodging a cafe breakfast this morning, I am spending today procrastinating about buying the ingredients to brew up a negroni.

Negroni

• 30ml gin
• 30ml red vermouth
• 30ml campari
• twist of orange rind
• glass full of ice

I could drink those all day and feel like a hydrated (yet far less masculine) Don Draper.

 

[JoshE]

A hangover is just the world's way of punishing you for being too awesome.

After cunningly dodging a cafe breakfast this morning, I am spending today procrastinating about buying the ingredients to brew up a negroni.

Negroni

• 30ml gin
• 30ml red vermouth
• 30ml campari
• twist of orange rind
• glass full of ice

I could drink those all day and feel like a hydrated (yet far less masculine) Don Draper.

That sound's delish. Might have to give it a shot.

 

[ch0psy]

A hangover is just the world's way of punishing you for being too awesome.

After cunningly dodging a cafe breakfast this morning, I am spending today procrastinating about buying the ingredients to brew up a negroni.

Negroni

• 30ml gin
• 30ml red vermouth
• 30ml campari
• twist of orange rind
• glass full of ice

I could drink those all day and feel like a hydrated (yet far less masculine) Don Draper.

holy.fuckin.shit there is a name i havent seen in ages

what the fuck is happening man???

 

[Shnouzerpuff]

Hells Yeah chops.

Nothing major -

• Left my job at the sword shop to write movie plot summaries that you read on the back of DVD covers
• Relocated from WA to VIC
• Started working for a University
• Life rolled on.

That's about it really. I need to come up with some lies that are far more interesting.... perhaps:

• Found treasure at Oak Island
• Shot a gypsy
• Survived a crocodile death roll
• Pursued a career in sand sculpture. Low pay, but extraordinarily high job satisfaction.

I trust all is good with you?!

 

[vanth]

Those pins should be made out of sand too, that's cheating.

 

[lady grey]

i cant remember the last time i felt this hungover in ages..

Me too buddy, me too. Hair of the dog time

 

[lady grey]

Hells Yeah chops.

Nothing major -

• Left my job at the sword shop to write movie plot summaries that you read on the back of DVD covers
• Relocated from WA to VIC
• Started working for a University
• Life rolled on.

That's about it really. I need to come up with some lies that are far more interesting.... perhaps:

• Found treasure at Oak Island
• Shot a gypsy
• Survived a crocodile death roll
• Pursued a career in sand sculpture. Low pay, but extraordinarily high job satisfaction.

I trust all is good with you?!

VIC's the place to be shnouzer

 

[NickyJ]

That schnouzer is such a dream boat

 

[Shnouzerpuff]

Love you too NJ.

 

[UnSquare]

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