Off Topic thread v. You can't put a price on your balls...

[vanth]

Who wouldn't want to ride a thunderous, powerful horse? I don't think its ethnic thing. My sister had a pony and it was mean and nasty. Stupid horse.

 

[ch0psy]

i ride my guitar hero guitar around my room every now and again

 

[Busty St Clare]

I like to ride sporting equipment "happy Gilmore" style

 

[lostNfound]

I saw bikes, and had to share.

My three favourite bikes, these particular models.

Now to renew the learners for the bike, one day.

 

[Raz]

^^^One of your bikes seems to be composed of glowing text, fine sir.

Which you know, that's cool.

HI BLUELIGHT! :D

Haven't been around for a while! Back to bed now! :D

 

[eggman]

The Honda Glow Text is a damn fine motorcycle

 

[katmeow]

This is old, but I just re-found it today and it still amuses me:

Girl meets boy in bar, they talk, connect, leave together. They get back to his place, as he shows her around his apartment she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with cuddly teddy bears. cute small bears all along the floor. cuddly medium size ones on a shelf above them and huge enormous bears on the top shelf. The girl is surprised the boy would have such an extensive collection of teddy bears, but she decides not to mention this to him, and is actually quite impressed by his sensitive side. They kiss, they rip each others clothes off and make hot steamy lurve. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they lie together in the afterglow. The girl asks smiling, "how was it". The guy says: "help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

 

[lil angel15]

^^^^^^
I lol'd IRL.

My life is sad.

 

[UnSquare]

The Explaination You Didn't Need. Anna Coupla Q's.

My attention span
&
concentration
is like a gnats
atm.

I may seem like I'm on her all day,
but I'm actually wanderin' aimlessly
'round da 'ouse tryna work out
what task last popp'd into my head.

I havta write anythin' of any note down.

Then I have extraordinary moments of
clarity
&
manic burstin' typesprays.

So,
t'ats why my names always at the bottom of this screen FYIPeeps.

Caus I'm jus' leavin' my'delf logg'd in.
An' cho should know by now how I feel about lurkers.

Thought you'd be int'rest'd...

Can anybody tell me what 'appen'd to the speed of operation
down
under
here?

From the age thread,
I'm guessin' arthritis.

Yo,
an' where's Preacha?

Did he jus' give up?

*rantin' ova
&
ova*​

PEACE
UnS

 

[eggman]

This is old, but I just re-found it today and it still amuses me:

Girl meets boy in bar, they talk, connect, leave together. They get back to his place, as he shows her around his apartment she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with cuddly teddy bears. cute small bears all along the floor. cuddly medium size ones on a shelf above them and huge enormous bears on the top shelf. The girl is surprised the boy would have such an extensive collection of teddy bears, but she decides not to mention this to him, and is actually quite impressed by his sensitive side. They kiss, they rip each others clothes off and make hot steamy lurve. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they lie together in the afterglow. The girl asks smiling, "how was it". The guy says: "help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

hahaha that was funny

Before I started to read the part where they kissed I was thinking about that new Brit comedy Psychoville which is my new favourite program

 

[lostNfound]

^^^^^^
I lol'd IRL.

My life is sad.

I don't know about sad, I just lol'd and committed it to memory for later use. thanks kat.

 

[ch0psy]

fuck i cant wait for tomorrow to be over!

 

[chinky]

When I found myself locked in a dungeon,
Daddy Josef raping me
He will not use a condom,
Set me free

And peering through the darkness,
He is standing, wanking over me,
I cannot stand this cellar, Set me free
Set me free, set me free, set me free, set me free
Get some heating in the dungeon, or set me free.
And how can mummy be so blinkered,
She's living directly over me,
But dad's soundproofed the cellar,
Set me free.

And though my kids are inbred,
There's a chance that daylight, they will see,
They are all web handed, set them free,
Set them free, set them free, set them free, set them free,
The Kids are seven fingered, set them free.
And when the kids are rowdy,
Daddy's torch is shining down on me,
"I'll let you out tomorrow", he tells me.
I wake up to the sound of sirens,
The police have come to rescue me,
Now i've got Stockholm syndrome,
Leave me be.

Set them free, set them free,
The kids are seven fingered, Set them free,
Leave me be, leave me be,
I've got Stockholm syndrome, leave me be

and this picture

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[ch0psy]

i cbf reading that...

that dude was weird...

 

[guineaPig]

is this like the talk to yourself thread? can i post here? are you aussies awake yet?
the lounge got boring waaaaay too early.

 

[ch0psy]

well.. its a talk shit thread... so it basically the lounge in aus social...

 

[guineaPig]

excellent. you shall all be privy to my late night intoxication.

 

[up all night]

I've never really thought about it before, but looking at those eyebrows I'm pretty certain he's related to our ex-prime minister. They have similar views about detainees, too.

 

[chinky]

thats why i posted it..

 

[up all night]

Really? Sorry, I was distracted by the really unfunny inbred jokes.